I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.

"Feed? I'm Wang Erniu."

"Squad leader, is that you?"

Wang Erniu held the phone receiver, his face full of anticipation, and asked.

"Erniu, it's me."

When that incredibly familiar voice came from the other end of the phone, Wang Erniu's eyes instantly welled up with tears!

"Squad leader! It really is you!"

"You finally thought to call me."

"How are you doing at home? Are you alright? It's been half a year, and you haven't called me once. I miss you so much!"

This Wang Erniu was a new recruit that Wu Hanfeng led in the recruit company during his second year of enlistment.

When Wang Erniu first joined the army, he was a complete hothead, good for nothing and good at nothing but eating everything.

Wu Hanfeng taught him step by step how to fold blankets, how to march in formation, and how to conduct tactics!

He was homesick, so I stayed up late to comfort him.

When he was tired from training, Wu Hanfeng massaged him to relax his muscles.

Wang Erniu was a very loyal and righteous person. Even after he became a non-commissioned officer, he still respectfully called Wu Hanfeng "squad leader" every time he saw him.

They did not look down on Wu Hanfeng at all because of his poor physical fitness and the fact that he had been discharged and enlisted several times.

Because Wang Erniu had a Level 2 chef's certificate before enlisting, he was recruited by the canteen of the military unit.

The new recruits were transferred to headquarters as soon as they joined their units.

Now, he has been promoted to sergeant and is in charge of the second canteen of the headquarters.

There are two canteens in the organization. The first canteen is for cooking meals for the leading cadres.

The second canteen was responsible for cooking for units directly under the regimental headquarters, such as the guard company, the military police, the service squad, and the logistics farm.

Wu Hanfeng laughed, "Well, we did fight. How was it? Did I bother you? You should still be preparing breakfast for the people at the office this early in the morning, right?"

Wang Erniu said, "No disturbance, no disturbance. Breakfast is already prepared. If it's not ready, it doesn't matter. Let them have some fresh air first."

"Anyway, nothing is more important than calling you, the deputy squad leader."

"Hey? Sergeant, what's that sound over there? I think I hear someone shouting 'Get ready to assemble!'"

Wu Hanfeng said, "I'm currently in the first recruit company."

Wang Erniu's pupils dilated instantly. "Wait a minute? First Company of New Recruits?"

"Holy crap! Sergeant, you've enlisted again?"

"Yes."

Wang Erniu was astonished. "No way! This is the fourth time, isn't it?"

"Squad leader, what's going on?"

"You've buried gold in the group, want to come back and dig it up?"

Wu Hanfeng laughed and said, "Look at what you're saying, as if I joined the army for the money."

Wang Erniu: "Then what for?"

Wu Hanfeng: "I can't bear to part with you guys, my brothers."

"After I got home, I couldn't sleep at night. All I could think about was your braised pork. I couldn't take it anymore, so I took the college entrance exam and came back as soon as possible."

Wang Erniu: "..."

"Deputy squad leader, you... you're like an unkillable cockroach."

"Four times already! You really know how to cause trouble!"

Wu Hanfeng didn't say anything, but just yawned a long yawn.

Wang Erniu frowned. "What's wrong? Didn't you sleep well last night?"

Wu Hanfeng said with a hint of resentment, "Don't even mention it. I wrote a self-criticism all night and didn't get any sleep at all."

"Inspection? What inspection? It's only been three days since you enlisted. Have you done something wrong again?"

Wu Hanfeng sighed softly, "Never mind, I won't say anything more. Saying anything will only make me more upset."

Wang Erniu said anxiously, "Squad leader, you're not treating me, Wang Erniu, like a brother anymore, are you?"

"Although I'm currently at headquarters and we're not in the same company, I'm always ready to go back and help you if you need me!"

"Tell me quickly, what happened? Were you bullied by the platoon leader of the recruit platoon?"

Wu Hanfeng snorted, "Chen Zhiyuan is my company commander, and Zhou Haibo is my squad leader. Who dares to bully me?"

Wang Erniu: "What happened? Why did you have to write a self-criticism? And you spent the whole night writing one."

Wu Hanfeng said, "Sigh, it was last night after lights out that I was taking a dump in the toilet with a cigarette in my mouth. I got caught by a disciplinary officer, who made me write a self-criticism and threatened to report me."

"Erniu! Tell me, am I being wronged? I didn't even light a cigarette, it's not even a violation of discipline, but they still want to make trouble for me. They even threatened to report it to the company."

Upon hearing this, Wang Erniu immediately flew into a rage!

"These damn police officers! How dare they treat you like this!"

"Deputy squad leader, don't worry, I'll avenge you!"