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Chapter 35: The entire disciplinary squad gets diarrhea

The entire disciplinary team endured the discomfort and forced themselves to finish all the food.

When they walked out of the cafeteria, they couldn't hold back any longer.

"Holy crap! I can't take it anymore! I'm going to explode!"

A military policeman, clutching his stomach, disregarded the need for proper formation and discipline, and ran towards the military police barracks.

Once there's a first one, there's bound to be a second.

Liu Zhigang was furious when he saw this!

"You fucking discipline yourselves! You're military police, running around on the road like this, what kind of behavior is this! You..."

"Coo coo coo..."

But before he could finish speaking, his stomach began to protest violently.

"Holy shit!"

Liu Zhigang clutched his stomach, his facial features contorting instantly.

then……

He started running wildly.

"Wait for me! Save me a spot!"

"I'm the captain, I'll go first!"

Meanwhile, on the other side of the canteen, Wang Erniu, with a cigarette dangling from his mouth, was smiling as he watched the group of military police.

"You dare to challenge my deputy squad leader? I'll make you regret it!"

At this moment, Xiao Zeng walked up to Wang Erniu and asked with some worry, "Squad leader, will they be alright?"

Wang Erniu scoffed, "What could possibly happen? Just a couple of days of diarrhea."

"Let them learn their lesson. Don't think that no one in the group can handle them."

Xiao Zeng hesitated and asked, "So, should we make the same menu for tonight as we did for lunch?"

Wang Erniu hesitated for a moment, then waved his hand and said, "Never mind, let's change it."

Upon hearing this, Xiao Zeng immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

He thought the squad leader was really going to make things difficult for the disciplinary team.

But the next second, he was wrong.

He had too high expectations of Wang Erniu.

Wang Erniu said, "For dinner, I'll make them stir-fried bananas and potatoes, stir-fried betel nuts and bitter melon, and..."

Hearing about these dishes, which they had never even heard of before, Xiao Zeng was completely dumbfounded.

They also began to mourn for the disciplinary team...

........................

The military police barracks, the toilet.

One by one, the military police covered their mouths and kept shouting at the other military police in the pit.

"Hurry up! I can't hold it in any longer! If you don't come out soon, believe me, I'll poop on you!"

"What's the rush! I'm still making a scene! If you really can't hold it in, just poop in your pocket!"

"Pfft pfft pfft~~"

"Pfft pfft pfft~"

Noises, shouts, and the sound of diarrhea.

The sound echoed throughout the entire disciplinary team.

A few minutes later, Liu Zhigang walked out, leaning against the wall, his face pale.

"Damn it! What did we do to offend Wang Erniu? Why is he doing this to us?!"

At this moment, He Dong and several other military police officers also walked out with unsteady steps.

"Captain, I can't take it anymore. I request to go to the medical team for two injections."

"I'm going too. If this keeps going on, I'll be going to see my great-grandmother."

Liu Zhigang waved his hand weakly, "Go away, go away."

"Whoever can't hold on, go now."

After thinking for a moment, Liu Zhigang sighed and said, "Wait for me, I'm going too."

Then, the 20-odd members of the disciplinary team, apart from five or six who came from Hunan, Sichuan and Chongqing and were good at eating spicy food, the remaining dozen or so disciplinary soldiers, supporting each other, slowly walked towards the regimental gate.

They dared not ride in the car, fearing that a bump would spray them all over the vehicle.

Fortunately, the medical team was located three kilometers outside the regimental camp.

It's not far.

The route includes village paths and forest trails.

If you really can't hold it in, you can go into the bushes and squat down to take care of it first.

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