I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.

Chapter 52: Stop pretending! We've seen through you all along!

"Feng'er, silly child, don't worry, the sugar and hot soup are all yours."

When Wu Hanfeng saw his grandmother, his legs, which had been sore, seemed to regain their strength, and he continued to run with all his might.

The speed did not decrease but increased.

Wu Hanfeng smiled and said, "Great-Grandma, I'm here."

At this moment, Zhao Yihang also caught up with all his might.

But in the final stretch, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't catch up with Wu Hanfeng.

I kept a distance that was neither too close nor too far, and followed behind.

He saw Wu Hanfeng's profile and the smile on Wu Hanfeng's lips.

Zhunshi was startled.

Why is Brother Feng still laughing at this time?

Did you go crazy from running? Or is something bothering you?

The more Zhao Yihang thought about it, the more frightened he became, and he desperately shouted behind Wu Hanfeng.

"Brother Feng, what's wrong? Tell us what happened, don't do anything rash!"

Where can Wu Hanfeng hear Zhao Yihang calling him now?

He ran toward his great-grandmother, a mechanical system notification sounding in his mind.

【极限进度:96%……97%……98%……99%……100%!】

[Congratulations, host, you have broken through your personal limits!]

After that, Wu Hanfeng's world became quiet.

The system notification sound disappeared, his great-grandmother was gone, and the training ground appeared before him.

He couldn't hold on any longer and fell straight forward.

Wu Hanfeng: "Great-grandmother... Great-grandmother..."

Seeing this, Zhao Yihang was even more frightened. He immediately rushed over, knelt on the ground, and cried out, "Brother Feng! Brother Feng!"

"Brother Feng, how are you?"

Zhao Yihang reached out and gently patted Wu Hanfeng's face, but Wu Hanfeng did not react at all.

At this moment, Qian Kun also rushed over.

"Brother Feng! Brother Feng, what's wrong?!"

Two people, one hitting him and the other shaking his shoulder, struggled for several seconds, but Wu Hanfeng still didn't react.

The smile that had remained on his lips until he fainted was eerily unsettling, making one think the worst.

At this moment, other new recruits also ran over one after another.

When Zhao Yihang couldn't wake Wu Hanfeng, he shouted, "Company commander! Company commander! Come quick!"

"Call an ambulance! Call a medic! Call a medic!"

At the edge of the track, Chen Zhiyuan, Zhou Haibo, and Liu Yang saw Wu Hanfeng fall, but they showed no concern whatsoever.

Instead, they all burst out laughing.

Chen Zhiyuan said smugly, "See? What did I tell you?"

"They start performing after running three laps. They use the same routine every year. Can't they come up with something new?"

Liu Yang chimed in, "When he enlisted last time, he ran for twenty-four minutes. After he finished, he was lying on the ground panting heavily. I thought he had injured himself."

"When I went to check, I felt a pulse, and it was as steady as could be, even more normal than mine."

"This time his acting was even more outrageous; he just lay down on the ground and didn't even need to act anymore."

Chen Zhiyuan snorted confidently, "Let me tell you, I know what kind of fart this kid is going to utter the moment he bends over."

"His plan was definitely to pretend to run desperately, then faint halfway through, so that once we carried him out, he wouldn't have to run anymore."

"We won't have too high expectations for him during future training."

"After all, they've already managed to faint, so it's a one-time solution."

Zhou Haibo nodded affirmatively, flattering, "The company commander's analysis is thorough!"

Liu Yang: "He can still gain some sympathy by doing this. We'll carry him back later. He'll be lying in bed, and I'm afraid he'll be in pain here and there if he moves."

"Won't you need to rest for a few days then?"

Zhou Haibo: "At that time, he will definitely pretend to be sick again and assign us tasks."

As he spoke, he began to imitate Wu Hanfeng's feigned illness.

"Squad leader, I feel dizzy. Company commander, I feel tightness in my chest. Liu Yang, could you go to the canteen and get me a sick person's meal? Squad leader, could you tidy up my belongings?"

Liu Yang gave Zhou Haibo a thumbs up, "Brilliant!"

The new recruits surrounding Wu Hanfeng in the distance kept calling out "Company Commander" and "Squad Leader".

Chen Zhiyuan said with a smile, "Let's go take a look and see how good this bastard is at acting this time."

The three walked up to Wu Hanfeng, and the new recruits made way for them.

Chen Zhiyuan bent down slightly, glanced at Wu Hanfeng lying on the ground, a smile still on his lips, and couldn't help but laugh.

He only wrote Wu Hanfeng's name, and said to Liu Yang and Zhou Haibo, "Look, this guy couldn't help but chuckle when he heard we were coming."

Immediately afterwards, he lowered his head and gently kicked Wu Hanfeng with his toe.

"Old Wu, stop pretending, we've all seen through you."

Wu Hanfeng didn't react, so Chen Zhiyuan kicked him again.

"That's enough. You used this trick the first two times you enlisted."

Seeing that Wu Hanfeng didn't react, Zhou Haibo squatted down and patted Wu Hanfeng's face.

"Old Wu, the sun's high in the sky, get up, stop acting."

"You really think the military base is your home bedroom? Sleeping anywhere you want?"

Seeing this, Zhao Yihang and Qian Kun became anxious.

Zhao Yihang: "Squad leader, company commander, what are you doing? Quickly call the medic."

Qian Kun: "Brother Feng has fainted, don't joke around."

At this moment, Liu Yang said with a smile, "It's not us joking, it's your Brother Feng joking."

"Don't let him fool you, you two."

Zhao Yihang and Qian Kun looked completely bewildered. "Huh???"

Liu Yang: "When I was a new recruit, the first time I saw him faint was at the shooting range. The sun was quite strong that day. After firing two rounds, he lay on the ground and said that he had heatstroke and was too dizzy to stand up."

"We were terrified and scrambled to react, either fanning them or feeding them Huoxiang Zhengqi Water (a traditional Chinese medicine for treating ailments)."

"Before the medical team even arrived, he started snoring."

"The second time was the 400-meter obstacle course. While running the ladder, he accidentally 'fell down,' clutching his calf and rolling around on the ground."

"We hurriedly carried him to the medical team, took X-rays, and found that there was no fracture, not even a crack, and his ankle wasn't even swollen."

"Later, when the company commander interrogated him, he finally told the truth: that day at noon, the canteen had braised pork, and he was afraid that if he went late, he wouldn't be able to get any, so he wanted to leave training early."

Everyone: …………

Liu Yang continued, "The third time was during the last month of basic training, the five-kilometer assessment."

"He ran the fourth lap, clutched his stomach, and insisted that he had appendicitis and needed surgery."

"As a result, we were busy again, taking him to the hospital. After a comprehensive examination, we found that he was as healthy as a newborn, without any problems whatsoever."

"The doctor asked him where it hurt, and he said here and there."

He only confessed at the end that he hadn't finished memorizing the political theory exam that night and was thinking he could hide for as long as possible.

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