I enlisted four times! My former unit blacklisted me.
Chapter 53: Holy crap! I'm totally dizzy! Quick, get me to the medical team!
After the three finished recounting Wu Hanfeng's glorious past, they all looked at him lying on the ground.
Wu Hanfeng's lips were still curved in a smile.
Chen Zhiyuan cursed, "Look, this bastard can't help but chuckle."
"We were all right, this guy was just faking fainting and wouldn't wake up."
Wu Hanfeng still did not respond.
Chen Zhiyuan took two steps forward and squatted down next to Wu Hanfeng. "Old Wu, we've known each other for seven years. The moment you lift your butt, I know what kind of fart you're going to let out."
"I'd give your acting today a score of 59, which isn't even passing. It's not as good as it used to be."
"The sweat on your body is flowing too evenly. When you're really exhausted, the sweat flows down from the top of your head, and your whole face is wet. You just have a lot of sweat on your forehead."
"Also, your biggest flaw is that when you fell, you actually used your hands to brace yourself, which means that your brain was still controlling your body and you didn't really lose consciousness."
"How can you be so shameless? We've already called you out, and you're still pretending."
"Get up right now, or I'll hit you with my stopwatch!"
Chen Zhiyuan's analysis was logical and flawless, making him a veritable reincarnation of Di Renjie.
But Wu Hanfeng remained unmoved, the smile on his lips unchanged.
Zhou Haibo grew impatient, took two steps forward, squatted down next to Wu Hanfeng, and patted him on the back twice.
"Old Wu! Are you fucking getting up or not? If you don't get up, I'm going to give you a good beating."
"Count down three numbers: three, two, one!"
Wu Hanfeng remained unmoved.
Liu Yang couldn't help but exclaim, "To be fair, the veteran's acting has improved a lot this time."
"We've already said all that, and he's still holding back from getting up. In the past, he would have been unable to keep up the act by now."
Zhao Yihang looked at the scene before him, where the company commander and several squad leaders were surrounding Wu Hanfeng.
You tease him relentlessly, sometimes kicking his butt, sometimes slapping his face.
There was another person who, as if giving a report, recounted Feng Ge's dark history one by one, as if he knew it by heart.
This left him somewhat bewildered.
Brother Feng, was he really faking it? But just now, he really did run incredibly hard.
At this moment, Qian Kun secretly tugged at Zhao Yihang's sleeve and asked, "Yihang, was Brother Feng really faking it just now?"
Zhao Yihang shook his head. "I don't think so, but when the company commander and squad leader say that, I feel like they're faking it."
Zhao Yihang kept replaying Wu Hanfeng's state in his mind.
No! Brother Feng wasn't faking it!
He immediately stepped forward and said nervously, "Report! Company Commander, Squad Leader, Brother Feng isn't faking it."
"He was definitely running for his life just now."
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Chen Zhiyuan chuckled and retorted, "You're too young; you don't understand this guy."
"Hey, Lao Wu, the mess hall had steamed buns this morning. If you don't get up soon, you won't get any."
"Old Zhang's steamed buns are the best in the whole troupe, and you can't find them anywhere else."
As Chen Zhiyuan spoke, he kept his eyes fixed on Wu Hanfeng.
Zhou Haibo and Liu Yang were also keeping a close eye on Wu Hanfeng.
Seeing that Wu Hanfeng, who was lying on the ground, still didn't react, the three of them slowly darkened their expressions and exchanged glances.
Then, without prior arrangement, they all reached out to pull Wu Hanfeng over and turned him over.
Wu Hanfeng's face was pale, and his lips were completely bloodless.
The curve of his lips was still there, but upon closer inspection, it was not a smile at all, but a fixed expression caused by muscle spasms after complete exhaustion.
All three of them were startled.
Chen Zhiyuan immediately reached out nervously to touch Wu Hanfeng's forehead.
It's cold!
Then, he took Wu Hanfeng's wrist and counted his pulse.
Fast but powerless.
Wu Hanfeng was genuinely dizzy; he wasn't faking it!
Startled, Chen Zhiyuan's expression changed instantly. He nervously slapped Wu Hanfeng's face, using much more force than before.
"Old Wu?!"
"Old Wu?! Wu Hanfeng! You fucking wake up!"
Zhou Haibo: "Old Wu, don't scare us!"
Liu Yang: "Old soldier, old soldier, can you hear me?"
Wu Hanfeng remained silent, just as before.
Something really happened to him!
The entire company tensed up.
Chen Zhiyuan and his two companions were as anxious as ants on a hot pan.
Now they wish they could slap themselves a few times. Just now they were mocking Wu Hanfeng. If the treatment had been delayed, they would have been held responsible for the rest of their lives!
Chen Zhiyuan shouted in a hoarse voice, "Military doctor!"
"Quickly! Get the company medic over here!"
Upon hearing this, Zhao Yihang turned and ran away, with Qian Kun following closely behind.
Of the entire company, besides Chen Zhiyuan and his two companions, these two were the most anxious.
The company medic was a second-term sergeant named Ma, and everyone called him Master Ma.
Master Ma, who was in his thirties and wore black-rimmed glasses, was dragged over by Zhao Yihang and Qian Kun.
The people surrounding Wu Hanfeng automatically made way for him.
Master Ma squatted down, opened Wu Hanfeng's eyelids to take a look, then felt his carotid artery, and began to nervously listen to his heartbeat with a stethoscope.
Chen Zhiyuan's voice trembled slightly as he cautiously asked, "Master Ma, how is it?"
Master Ma's expression was grave. He sighed and said, "His breathing is shallow and rapid, his heart rate is fast, and he has lost consciousness."
"It could be temporary shock caused by excessive oxygen intake, but we cannot rule out cardiogenic syncope or insufficient blood supply to the brain."
"Company commander, I can't handle this situation. I need to send him to the camp's general medical team immediately."
Chen Zhiyuan immediately took out his phone and called for help.
"Hello, is this the motor transport company? This is Chen Zhiyuan, the company commander of the first recruit company. Emergency! A recruit has fainted and needs to be taken to the medical team immediately."
"Now! Immediately! Right now! North side of the training ground!"
"Get through this as quickly as possible!"
After hanging up the phone, Chen Zhiyuan squatted back down next to Wu Hanfeng, reached out and gently took Wu Hanfeng's hand, while using his other hand to rub the web between Wu Hanfeng's thumb and index finger.
They tried to wake Wu Hanfeng up using this futile method.
He was very worried about Wu Hanfeng, but there was nothing he could do about it.
"Old Wu, you fucking can't get into any trouble for me!"
"If you dare do anything, I'll give you a major demerit, discharge you from the army, and make sure you can never enlist again!"
Zhou Haibo squatted down on the other side of Wu Hanfeng and said guiltily, "Old Wu, wake up, I was wrong before."
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