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^⎚˕⎚^ Reading Tips: This story features two main characters, a male and a female protagonist.

The younger sister builds her business by spending money to sell stolen goods, while the older brother cultivates the emperor's favor to save his entire family's lives. •͈ᴗ⁃͈ ✧

The female lead's career is heavily foreshadowed in the early chapters, while the brother's storyline gradually increases from chapter 57 onwards.

The brother and sister join forces.

The plot of this article incorporates the author's classic cases and real-world management experience in human resources and corporate operations.

[New book, please add to your bookshelf! Wishing you all good luck! May you become rich! May you become beautiful!]

The second year of Yong'an in the Dayong era.

Kyoto, the Prime Minister's residence.

Gu Mingyue sat on the soft couch covered with the finest snow fox fur, looking dazed.

She looked down at the exquisite Shu brocade robe she was wearing, embroidered with subtle peony patterns. Then she looked up and surveyed the luxurious boudoir, which seemed to have floors paved with gold bricks.

Just half an hour ago, she had just finished a merger and acquisition deal worth two billion.

In a great mood, I dragged my older brother out for hot pot. But as soon as they stepped into the mall escalator, everything went black…

I put it on.

"Sister!!!"

A desperate scream came from outside the door.

The fine sandalwood door was kicked open from the outside.

The two maids serving at the door screamed in fright and jumped back a long way, their backs pressed against the pillars, not daring to breathe.

A handsome young man with a panicked look in his eyes staggered in.

He was wearing a blue official robe of the seventh rank of the Hanlin Academy of the Great Yong Dynasty. His black gauze hat was askew to one side and he didn't bother to fix it. The jade belt around his waist was hanging loosely.

He exuded a manic aura, as if he had just learned he would have to work overtime again next week after working overtime for half a month straight.

The young man's legs went weak, and he clung tightly to the door frame with both hands. His chest heaved violently, and it took him more than ten seconds to regain his balance.

It's obvious they've traveled a long way.

He struggled to raise his head, his bloodshot eyes looking across the front hall and fixed on Gu Mingyue, who was sitting on the soft couch in the inner room.

His chapped lips trembled, his voice hoarse and strained, as he slowly uttered seven words:

"Don't cattle and horses have holidays?"

Gu Mingyue's pupils contracted sharply.

Isn't this my own brother who fell into the elevator with me?!

"Are oxen and horses only capable of being pulled along?"

Gu Mingyue tentatively uttered the second half of the sentence, her voice trembling.

The moment he heard the code, Gu Mingli's phoenix eyes widened like copper bells.

He turned around abruptly and slammed the door shut, shutting the maid out.

A maid's timid voice came from outside the door: "Young Master, are you alright?"

Without turning his head, he shouted back, "It's nothing! You all go and keep watch in the distance. Don't come over unless you're summoned!"

"Yes." The footsteps outside faded into the distance.

Gu Mingli then staggered to Gu Mingyue's side, looked her up and down several times, and his eyes reddened.

"sister?"

"elder brother?!"

Gu Mingyue was indeed quite happy.

After all, it's better for two people to share something than for one person to wear it alone.

"Whose clothes are you wearing?"

"Gu Mingli, the eldest son of the Gu family. Compiler of the Hanlin Academy, a seventh-rank official."

Gu Mingli tugged at his blue official robe, his voice full of exhaustion.

"I woke up today and was immediately stuffed into the Hanlin Academy to copy the daily records for the entire day. My hands are almost worn out."

"And you?"

"Gu Mingyue, the eldest daughter of the Gu family." She tugged at her sleeve. "Her name hasn't changed."

"Wait! Let's get down to business! Sis, you need to take a look at this..."

Gu Mingli lifted his robe and sat down on the bed side by side with his sister.

Then, he slowly raised his right hand.

Just half a foot above his palm, a ripple suddenly appeared in the air.

A light screen popped up.

Gu Mingli's voice trembled: "Have you been bound to this inhuman thing?"

Gu Mingyue curiously peeked out.

One glance was enough to make her feel terrible.

Her brother is linked to the system.

Furthermore, the system panel is pink.

Pink heart-shaped bubbles were still bubbling out from the edge of the screen.

One after another, they popped out with a "poof poof poof".

It's very cheerful, accompanied by a crisp "ding-ding" sound!

【Palace Intrigue System 3.0: Supreme Harem Strategy Edition (Host already bound)】

[Current ultimate goal: Emperor Xiao Ye of the Great Yong Dynasty (cold-blooded tyrant)]

Current favorability rating: -300

[Main Mission 1: Within three days, use your unparalleled charm to successfully climb into the tyrant's bed and make him linger there.]

Gu Mingyue's gaze swept from "palace intrigue" to "harem," then from "harem" to "dragon bed," and finally settled on the four words "lingering and reluctant to leave."

She slowly raised her head and glanced at her brother's handsome face.

There was a three-second silence.

"elder brother."

"Um."

"You're a man."

"I know for sure I'm a guy!! But the system doesn't seem to be recognizing me correctly!"

Gu Mingli felt wronged, his temples throbbing.

"Check your hands, what if you have one too?"

Right.

Her brother has a system, so she should have one too.

Gu Mingyue turned her palm over.

"Ding!"

Sure enough, a light screen popped up.

The border is a cool, icy blue, simple and clean, without bubbles or sound effects.

Compared to the pink disaster scene next door, this scene looks much more normal.

[Congratulations, host, on successfully binding with the [Extravagant Spending System]!]

[Ultimate Mission: Squander all the money my corrupt official father has embezzled.]

[Reward: If the brother and sister complete the mission together, they can return to their original world.]

The room fell silent.

The brother and sister exchanged a glance.

Gu Mingli stared wide-eyed and slowly raised his hand, pointing at his sister's system panel, his fingers trembling.

"Spendthrift? What you're given is extravagance?"

"Um."

"Is this some kind of palace intrigue story involving climbing into the emperor's bedchamber?"

"Um."

"Sis..." Gu Mingli took a deep breath, "Are our systems paired up backwards?"

Gu Mingyue didn't reply, but rubbed her throbbing temples.

Everyone has beliefs, and her belief is making money!

Gu Mingyue is the iron-fisted CEO of a top-tier modern investment management group.

A recognized investment genius in the industry.

Everything he touches goes up, everything he invests in makes money, and he manages assets worth tens of billions.

Making money is the embodiment of her life's value!

Now... the system is telling her to go on a spending spree?

Why make someone who is good at making money lose money?

"What if I refuse?" she asked.

She needs to understand the breach of contract terms.

The system screen refreshed with a line of text:

[Punishment for failure: Decapitation. You will be unable to return to your original world. From this point on, you will be exempt from reincarnation in that world and will live forever.]

"..."

calm.

We cannot afford to offend Party A.

Gu Mingyue closed her eyes, took a breath of air infused with the scent of ambergris, and forcibly pulled her reason back.

Disassembly issues.

This is a reverse betting agreement, plus a twisted version of KPI.

She was responsible for squandering her corrupt father's money, while her brother was responsible for winning over the tyrannical emperor.

Two mission lines proceed in parallel; once completed, you can go home.

It makes sense logically.

"Fine, I admit it." Gu Mingyue opened her eyes. "First, let's figure out one thing: just how much did my cheapskate father embezzle?"

System: [8 million taels of silver.]

Gu Mingyue's lips twitched.

Good guy.

"Was my father the reincarnation of Heshen?"

As soon as he finished speaking, both systems flashed simultaneously and displayed the same message.

The font is bold and red, with an exclamation mark.

[Friendly Reminder for Beginners: In three days, the Royal Censorate will conduct a surprise inspection, and Gu Debai's embezzlement of 100,000 taels of flood relief funds from Jiangzhou will be fully exposed.]

At that time, the Gu family will be raided, their property confiscated, their ancestral graves desecrated, and the entire family will line up at the execution ground to be beheaded.

【Please, both hosts, quickly increase the Emperor's favorability and spend the ill-gotten gains.】

Gu Mingyue: "..."

Gu Mingli: "..."