Tomb raiders: You stole my little Qilin?

The next morning, Wu Wei got up to practice his martial arts as usual.

He wasn't sure if it was just his imagination, but these past few days when he fought Zhang Qiling, the opponent's moves seemed to have become much more restrained than before, leaving room for maneuver in every move.

Sometimes, even when he clearly showed a weakness, Zhang Qiling would only feign an attack without actually exerting his strength.

After finishing his practice, Wu Wei sat down to rest at the stone table, just as Zhang Hailou came out of the house.

He smiled and called out, "Brother Hailou."

Zhang Hailou stopped and looked at him.

Wu Wei's eyes darted around, and he asked, "Brother Hai Lou, are there any acupoints on the human body that can be pressed to make someone fall asleep?"

Upon hearing this, Zhang Hailou immediately perked up.

He was quite the troublemaker in his youth, and he had studied many of these pranks. So he pulled up a chair and began to explain them to Wu Wei.

Wu Wei really didn't expect there to be so many tricks. Some of them could make people feel numb, some could make people laugh, and a few were even more tricky, making people unable to exert their strength for a while.

After listening, Wu Wei asked, "Are these methods effective for everyone?"

Zhang Hailou said, "The first few acupoints might not work against true masters. But this last one is absolutely foolproof; it will put anyone to sleep."

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Wu Wei asked with a hint of doubt, "Really?"

Zhang Hailou scoffed, "Would I lie to you? There aren't many people who would make me waste so much time talking."

Wu Wei rolled up his sleeves with great interest: "Then let's give it a try."

As soon as he reached out his hand to Zhang Hailou, Zhang Hailou immediately took a half step back, creating distance between them.

Wu Wei's eyes darted around, and he teased him with a smile, "Brother Hai Lou, you're not scared, are you? You're not lying to me, are you?"

Zhang Hailou glanced at him sideways, clearly seeing through Wu Wei's little scheme.

He had been with Wu Wei for a while and had long since figured him out.

It's true that she's considerate, attentive, and has a good temper, but sometimes she can be malicious and might just do something unexpected.

He wouldn't be foolish enough to use himself as a guinea pig.

So he readily sold Zhang Haimo out: "I'll take you to find Haimo."

Wu said he wasn't picky about partners; he'd just give it a try.

The two arrived at Zhang Haimo's room one after the other.

Zhang Haimo was sitting on the carpet putting together Wu Wei's jigsaw puzzle when he heard a knock on the door and went to open it.

Upon seeing Zhang Hailou standing outside the door, his face fell, and he was about to close the door.

Zhang Hailou silently stepped aside, revealing Wu Wei behind him.

Zhang Haimo's face instantly brightened, and his tone softened: "Xiao Wei is here? Come in, come in quickly."

As he ushered Wu Wei inside, he smiled and said, "I'm working on a puzzle right now, do you want to join me?"

Wu Wei nodded with a smile: "Okay."

After Zhang Haimo sat down again, Wu Wei moved next to him, put two fingers together, and unexpectedly pressed a certain acupoint on him.

Zhang Haimo didn't even have time to utter a sound before he collapsed onto the table, unconscious.

Zhang Hailou, watching from the doorway, raised an eyebrow smugly: "Now you believe me?"

Wu Wei immediately turned around, his eyes filled with admiration: "Brother Hailou, you're amazing!"

Zhang Hailou was completely taken in by Wu Wei's words, and raised his chin, saying, "It's all a small matter."

Wu Wei reached out to support Zhang Haimo's arm: "Brother Hailou, help me lift Brother Haimo onto the bed. Otherwise, he'll be in pain all over when he wakes up."

Zhang Hailou glanced at the unconscious Zhang Haimo with disdain, but ultimately did not refuse.

The two men lifted Zhang Haimo up from either side and threw him onto the bed.

Just as Zhang Hailou had settled the person and was about to straighten up, Wu Wei appeared behind him without him even noticing.

His voice was filled with laughter and exceptionally kind: "Brother Hailou, you are so kind."

Just as Zhang Hailou was about to turn around and say something, Wu Wei's two fingers had already swiftly and accurately pressed on his acupoints.

The next second, he followed in Zhang Haimo's footsteps and collapsed onto the bed.

Wu Wei looked at his fingers and clicked his tongue in amazement: "They're really useful."

After saying that, he bent down, picked up Zhang Hailou, and carried him back to his own room without complaint.

At lunchtime, Hei Xiazi noticed that Zhang Hailou and Zhang Haimo hadn't shown up, so he asked, "Aren't those two going to eat?"

Wu Wei remained calm, eating his rice without changing his expression: "They stayed up late last night and wanted to sleep a little longer."

Black Bear didn't think much of it.

He didn't have a deep relationship with those two members of the Zhang family, and since Zhang Qiling and Wu Wei didn't care, he was even less inclined to worry about it.

After finishing his meal, Wu Wei went back to his room for a nap.

As usual, Zhang Qiling went out to the park to watch people play chess.

When Wu Wei woke up and came out, Zhang Qiling had already left.

He wandered into the living room, where Black Bear was sitting on the sofa watching TV.

Wu Wei walked up to him without saying a word.

First, she pulled him up from the sofa, then opened a bag of dried fruit and stuffed it into his hand, and then ran to the refrigerator to get a bottle of drink, which she personally unscrewed and handed over.

Hei Xiazi was somewhat flattered by his whole process.

He took a bite of the dried fruit and said slowly, "So, what do you want?"

Wu Wei grinned, his face full of sincerity: "I just saw that you work so hard cooking every day, so I wanted to give you a massage to help you relax."

Hei Xiazi didn't believe his story at all.

He knew Wu Wei too well; if this kid ever became overly solicitous for no reason, there was definitely something fishy going on.

But he didn't reveal it, wanting to see what Wu Wei was up to.

He leaned back, stretched out his arms, crossed his legs, and said lazily, "Okay, come on."

Wu Wei walked behind him, placed his hands on Hei Xiazi's shoulders, and gently massaged them.

With just the right amount of pressure, gently massage downwards from the shoulders and neck.

Hei Xiazi's body was tense; Wu Wei's intimacy was both enjoyable and torturous for him.

"Hey, haven't you been sleeping well lately? Your muscles are so stiff."

Hei Xiazi closed his eyes, gave a low "hmm," and forced himself to relax.

Seeing that he was gradually relaxing, Wu Wei moved down a few more inches.

"Is it comfortable?"

Black Bear nodded; it did feel comfortable.

Just as he completely relaxed, Wu Wei used the same trick again, silently pressing two fingers on a certain acupoint on him.

As if sensing something, the black bear suddenly turned around.

Wu Wei's heart skipped a beat in fright, thinking he had made a mistake.

As a result, Hei Xiazi only managed to utter the word "you" before collapsing onto the sofa, unconscious.

Wu Wei stood by the sofa, patted his chest, and let out a long breath.

Now we can finally confirm that this trick works for everyone.

999 spoke softly in his mind: "There are only four people living in this courtyard, excluding yourself. And you managed to take down three of them all at once."

Wu Wei scoffed: "So what? I don't believe they can actually hit me."

999 was silent for a moment, then slowly asked, "Are you sure they won't hit you?"

Wu Wei recalled the bruises on his body from sparring with them and changed his mind: "I don't believe they can kill me."

999: "..."

Wu Wei looked at the unconscious Hei Xiazi, feeling a little guilty.

They tucked him further into the sofa and thoughtfully covered him with a small blanket from the side.