The Godly Rich System is looking for a replacement, and I've become a weapon!

As the old saying goes, some people are happy while others are sad.

Xiao Cui is a short video blogger on Douyin (TikTok). His videos mainly feature him calling people from all over the country with consecutive or premium phone numbers to provoke them and gain views.

Just like yesterday, he dialed a Jiangcheng number with seven 7s at the end, did a bunch of funny things, and then posted the video on Douyin.

In just one night, it nearly reached 100 million views and almost 5 likes.

The comments section was in an uproar, with people saying that Brother Jiangcheng was really awesome, able to plant him in the ground and use him as a ginseng root.

Little Cui scoffed, "What a load of bull! Little brother?"

He scored 50, 50, 60, 70, even if he didn't get 100. Everyone said they could plant him in the ground and use him as a ginseng root.

What was the result?

He's still perfectly fine, isn't he?

He admitted that those who could use such prestigious phone numbers were all exceptional individuals, influential figures in their respective regions.

But so what?

We live in a society governed by the rule of law, you know?

So what if we have swords, guns, and cannons?

Even if I get a call, I still have to obediently endure it. Do you really think I'd dare to do anything to him?

Put away your phone, get up, and go have breakfast.

The internet is good today, so I have to have two bowls of tofu pudding, one savory and one sweet.

Pour the sweet stuff into the ditch!

Little did he know that this time he would be facing his strictest father.

As Xiao Cui sat at his breakfast stall, munching on a fried dough stick and scrolling through suggestive videos, six cars pulled up around him one after another.

The procession started with three Mercedes-Benz G63s, followed by a Rolls-Royce Phantom, and ended with two Land Rover Range Rover SVs.

The car is eye-catching, but the license plate is even more eye-catching.

Leaving aside the other cars, just talking about the Rolls-Royce Phantom in the middle, Jiang B.99999.

This display naturally attracted the attention of everyone at the breakfast stall, including Xiao Cui.

He looked back with a fried dough stick in his mouth, initially envious, but when he saw all the license plates from Jiangcheng, his heart skipped a beat, and he dropped the fried dough stick in fright.

He got up without making a sound; he was about to run away.

After about twenty burly men with dragon and tiger tattoos got off the bus, Xiao Cui turned around and ran away without saying a word.

Seeing him run away, several tall, strong men took off after him.

The breakfast stall owner was the one who chased after them even earlier than the burly men.

You little bastard!

No wonder he ordered two bowls of tofu pudding and even poured the sweet one into the gutter; he was planning to dine and dash!

Geneva, give us the money!

Of course, although the boss was furious, it was no use, and the burly men behind him passed him one by one.

These burly men were all trained sprinters; they caught up with not only the boss but also Xiao Cui, who had run ahead, in just a few steps.

The fastest runner will catch up and deliver a flying kick.

"Damn it! Weren't you so arrogant on the phone? Now you know how to run away?"

"Brother, I was wrong! Don't hit me, I know I was wrong."

Xiao Cui lay on the ground, clutching his head and frantically apologizing.

None of the people paid any attention to him. One of them reached out, grabbed his ear, and lifted him up.

"Brother! Be gentle, it hurts, it's falling, it's falling, I can walk by myself, brother."

When they took Xiao Cui back to the breakfast stall, Xu Jiangbin had already started preparing breakfast for everyone.

We spent the whole night on the road, and the guys were starving.

While they were eating, Xiao Cui squatted down next to them like a little figurine.

"Brother! I really know I was wrong. I shouldn't have called you."

"Please forgive me, brother! I'll never do it again."

Xu Jiangbin casually dipped the fried dough stick into the savory tofu pudding and then popped it into his mouth.

Oh my!

That's called a fragrance.

"Dude, what do you mean by 'forgive or not'? What are you talking about? Didn't you call my brother yesterday and say you were a dog catcher? My brother wants to introduce you to a job, you can come with us in a bit."

"Hey, I see you didn't drive today? Are you not home? Then you'll have to suffer a bit and ride in our car."

Xu Jiangbin said leisurely as he ate.

After they had eaten and drunk their fill, two guys went up and helped Xiao Cui into the car.

Xiao Cui struggled frantically, shouting, "Uncle, please call the police for me!"

He was quickly shoved into the G-Wagon, and his two buddies, one on each side, also got in.

Oh, right.

These two guys are also former basketball players, and they're about two meters tall and weigh around 260-270 pounds.

As soon as they sat down, their big butts shifted inwards, almost squeezing the little figurine out of shape.

What's most infuriating is that they deliberately left the passenger seat empty, clearly just to make things difficult for him.

After the convoy left, the proprietress asked the proprietress:

"Old man, should we call the police for him?"

The boss subconsciously touched the thousand yuan in cash in his pocket and said righteously:

"Why call the police? Did you hear them say they were asking him to come back and catch dogs? Tsk tsk tsk, his skills must be really good for people to come all this way to pick him up."

……

When he was away from home, although it was a bit crowded, Xiao Cui was still able to find a seat.

But after the car entered Jiangcheng territory, the convoy stopped by the roadside and they put Xiao Cui's Range Rover in the trunk.

When Xiao Cui saw the light of day again, he had already been taken to Xu Jiangbin's battlefield.

Xiao Cui vomited as soon as he got out of the car. He was already feeling unwell in the trunk, and these people weren't even driving properly, deliberately braking the car for no reason.

And he's terrified right now!

People used to take him seriously, but at most they'd slap him a couple of times or kick him a couple of times, and that was it. He was still defiant.

But this time is different; this time it seems he has really offended a big shot.

Xu Jiangbin didn't know what he was thinking, so he made a phone call to his subordinate.

Not long after, someone drove over in a bulldozer.

Xiao Cui was terrified. Was this guy going to dig a hole and bury me?

Don't we even have to wait until it gets dark?

It's so dark in Jiangcheng!

Does this place have no laws, no justice?

His two short legs were trembling, and his voice was hoarse from shouting.

"Brother, this can't be! You can't kill me, murder is against the law!"

"Please don't kill me, I promise I'll never do it again."

Xu Jiangbin looked disgusted; this guy was being too dramatic. He told the driver to lower the loader bucket.

"Stop howling! Go up here, I'll treat you to a piggyback ride."

Xiao Cui trembled and dared not go up. The two burly men who had been supporting him exchanged a glance, took two steps forward, each taking one arm, and easily lifted him up and put him into the bulldozer bucket.

The driver lifted the bucket again, raising it to a height of more than four meters off the ground.

Xiao Cui's phone was always with him, but he didn't dare to call the police.

These people dare to be so arrogant, and their car license plate is even a number like 99999. He could tell with his toenails that this group must be all-powerful in Jiangcheng.

He was really afraid that if he made that call, they would be the ones to answer it!

Ugh!

If only I had known then what I know now.

I regret it!

I was wrong, I was really wrong.

I shouldn't have called Daoqiangpao in the first place. If I hadn't called Daoqiangpao, I wouldn't have offended these people of Jiangcheng. If I hadn't offended these people of Jiangcheng, I wouldn't have been brought to Jiangcheng. If I hadn't been brought to Jiangcheng...

Goodness, this kid seems to be channeling Tong Xiangyu?

No one knew what he was thinking, so Xu Jiangbin called Zhang Yifang to report.