My mouth moves faster than my brain; I went viral on Running Man and the whole internet is laughing.
Chapter 113 This is what a veteran actor is like!
"Who's interested in your ass?"
Li Chen laughed and cursed in disgust, then grabbed Deng Chao's leg with his other hand.
Xu Yan, however, squatted down next to Deng Chao with a smile:
"Brother Chao, do you remember that episode where my pants were pulled down?"
Deng Chao's anus tightened instantly, and he turned around in alarm:
"What are you going to do?"
"That was Wang Lihong... no, it was Li Zhiting who did it."
"It's none of my business!"
Xu Yan still had a smile on her face:
"Yeah?"
"I remember you smiling very happily."
Deng Chao immediately pounded the ground and cried for help:
"Someone come here!"
"Help!"
"Someone's trying to pull down my pants!"
He got so excited that he clapped his hands, and sand splashed directly into his mouth.
"Ptooey, ptooey, ptooey! What is that?"
Xu Yan and Li Chen's eyes widened immediately.
"Oh? You dare to insult us?"
Xu Yan looked at Li Chen: "Brother Chen, get to the point!"
"Okay!"
Upon hearing this, Li Chen immediately grabbed Deng Chao's soles with a grin and tickled them twice.
"Hahahaha!"
"It itches, haha... Let go, haha..."
Deng Chao instantly twisted into a pretzel shape inside the cave.
at the same time.
Zheng Kai, Wang Baobao, and Chen Chichi frantically dug into the sand.
Yang Beibi, Reba, and Wang Zulan pretended to cause trouble, but in reality, they were secretly helping them speed up.
Deng Chao looked like he was about to cry but had no tears:
"Please, please leave me alone and let me through."
"OK."
Xu Yan nodded: "I'll just pack my bags and leave now."
After saying that, he patted Deng Chao's buttocks.
Deng Chao froze instantly.
"Little Xu, you... hahahaha!"
Li Chen laughed and squatted down, loosening his grip a little.
Taking advantage of the opportunity, Deng Chao quickly slithered forward like an eel.
Li Chen immediately grabbed his leg and held him firmly.
"Big Black Bull, let go..."
Deng Chao struggled with all his might, his face turning red.
"Chen-ge, be careful!"
Xu Yan suddenly reminded him.
"What's wrong?" Li Chen asked, puzzled.
"I'm afraid that if Brother Chao uses so much force, he'll fart like Brother Kai," Xu Yan said with a serious expression.
"puff."
Deng Chao couldn't help but laugh first.
All the strength I had managed to muster was released.
"Xiao Xu, you're really sick..."
"Can you please stop messing with me!"
"Believe it or not, I'll fight you two to the death!"
He lay on the ground, both angry and laughing, begging for mercy.
Just then, Zheng Kai and his two companions had successfully dug the tunnel, crawled through it, and were running towards the iceberg.
"Okay, okay, I won't bother you anymore."
Li Chen then let go.
Deng Chao immediately burst out from under the crossbar like a wild horse and gave chase.
Soon, the little cheetah took the lead and rushed up the iceberg to take down the flag.
Wang Baobao followed closely behind and took down the second flag.
Chen Chichi had only climbed halfway up the mountain...
"Chichi, get out of the way!"
Deng Chao sprinted over, trying to overtake Chen Chichi.
"Trying to overtake me?"
Chen Chichi's eyes suddenly lit up, and he grinned mischievously: "Go tell my jade feet!"
The words fell.
Chen Chichi kicked Deng Chao in the face.
The scene fell silent instantly.
Deng Chao was petrified on the spot.
next second.
"Hahahahaha!"
Everyone burst into laughter.
The comments section was bursting with laughter.
"Hahaha, those bare feet!"
"The extent of Chao Ge's psychological trauma."
"Chichi is so naughty, I love him so much, hahaha!"
"Oh dear, I'm so laughing I can't live anymore."
"Brother Chao really suffered today!"
"..."
on site.
Deng Chao froze, incredulously taking half a step back.
He slowly raised his hand, touched his face, and then looked at Chen Chichi's feet...
Finally, he completely broke down:
"Chen Chichi..."
"I kill you!!!"
Everyone burst into laughter again.
Chen Chichi himself was laughing hysterically.
He lay on the iceberg, laughing so hard that his whole body went limp and he couldn't muster any strength in his hands and feet.
Deng Chao gritted his teeth, pulled him off the iceberg, straddled him, and 'viciously' pinched his neck.
Chen Chichi lay on the air cushion, laughing so hard he almost choked.
"Brother Chao, I was wrong. I shouldn't have lifted my foot."
"You still dare to talk back!"
Deng Chao was devastated.
A dozen seconds later, Deng Chao got up, climbed the iceberg, and gritted his teeth to take down the third flag.
"Round Two Ends"
Congratulations to Zheng Kai, Wang Baobao, and Deng Chao on their victory.
Director Lu announced this through a megaphone.
Deng Chao, however, was not happy at all.
He felt like his integrity had been shattered into a million pieces...
"Congratulations, Brother Chao."
Xu Yan stepped forward and sincerely patted Deng Chao on the shoulder.
Deng Chao looked at him with a puzzled expression:
"What are you congratulating me on?"
"At least you'll be trending on social media now," Xu Yan said with a smile.
Deng Chao: "..."
At this moment, Dilraba added insult to injury: "I think I heard the sound of Brother Chao's heart breaking."
"you……"
Deng Chao looked at Xu Yan with a bitter expression, then at Li Chen and Chen Chichi, silently adding them to his must-tear list for today.
At last.
Director Lu had the staff present airplane badges to the winners of the two rounds of games.
……
Fifteen minutes later.
Everyone got into their respective Lingdu cars and headed to their next destination.
Xu Yan, Reba, and Deng Chao rode in one car.
Deng Chao was driving, and the cameraman was sitting in the passenger seat.
Xu Yan and Dilraba sat in the back row.
The car had barely started moving when Deng Chao couldn't help but glance at the two of them in the rearview mirror and started a conversation:
"Xiao Xu, don't you think today is strange?"
"What's strange about it?"
Xu Yan blinked, pretending to be innocent.
Deng Chao immediately said in a serious tone:
"Look, they didn't invite any guests this time."
"We had guests in the first seven episodes, but not this one. There must be something wrong here."
Xu Yan deliberately feigned curiosity and asked, "What's the problem?"
Deng Chao felt a surge of secret joy upon seeing Xu Yan's expression.
Finally got hooked!
But he remained outwardly calm and said with a serious expression:
"I suspect there might be bell-ringers in the end!"
After he finished speaking, he observed Xu Yan and Reba's reactions through the rearview mirror.
Xu Yan almost burst out laughing when she saw Deng Chao acting so seriously.
Sure, Brother Chao.
Is this paving the way for shifting blame in the final name tag ripping game?
Xu Yan nodded, his face serious.
"Possibly."
Just as Deng Chao was about to feel happy, Xu Yan slowly added:
"But it's also possible there's a mole inside."
Deng Chao's eye twitched.
Upon hearing this, Dilraba immediately chimed in, "I think the possibility of an inside man is more likely. There was a bell-wielding person last episode; it's impossible for it to be the same person in two consecutive episodes, right?"
Deng Chao's eye twitched again.
Are these two really that smart?
He was starting to regret bringing up the topic...
But he quickly regained his composure and immediately turned the tables:
"You two aren't traitors, are you?"
After saying that, he pretended to stare warily into the rearview mirror.
Xu Yan and Reba couldn't help but find it amusing.
He's a cunning and treacherous old man!
My first reaction was to shift the blame!
"I'm not one of them."
"Maybe it's Dilraba. Dilraba looks wicked, not like a good person."
Xu Yan shook his head, then looked at Reba warily.
Dilraba rolled her eyes in annoyance:
"I'm clearly a righteous fairy, aren't I?"
Then, the two looked at Deng Chao.
Xu Yan: "Brother Chao, it's not you, is it?"
Deng Chao vehemently denied it:
"How is that possible?!"
"I was already in such a terrible state!"
After saying that, he quickly changed the subject:
"I think Li Chen is the most suspicious."
"He actually grabbed my butt last time, which was really strange. I suspect he has a special mission."
"Possibly!"
Xu Yan nodded in agreement.
Then, he took out his phone and sent a message to Dilraba:
"See that? That's a veteran actor."
"Learn from this."
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