My mouth moves faster than my brain; I went viral on Running Man and the whole internet is laughing.
Chapter 114 All's Fair in War
After half an hour.
The group arrived at the Kyoto Grand Hotel one after another.
A metal frame was erected next to the hotel pool, with nine high-pressure water guns suspended on it.
The water tank was full of water, and the water gun nozzle was pointed directly at the answer area below.
As soon as the group approached, they stopped in their tracks.
"I'll go."
Zheng Kai looked up at the water gun, his expression changing slightly: "What are they trying to do?"
"Does the director want to wash us away?"
Chen Chichi raised an eyebrow, his face full of surprise.
"Isn't this water gun... a little scary?"
When Deng Chao saw the dark water gun nozzle above his head and the full water tank behind it, his lips twitched.
But then he thought about it again.
I've already assigned each person a level of difficulty in advance...
That's fine.
Just as everyone was starting to feel uneasy, Xu Yan suddenly raised his hand:
"director."
"Get me a bath towel, I need to take a shower."
"puff."
Everyone burst out laughing.
What the hell is this body scrubbing?!
"What the hell are you doing...?"
Dilraba covered her mouth and laughed so hard she bent over.
Chen Chichi immediately cooperated:
"Why bother with bathing? Let's just open a bathhouse right here."
Xu Yan smiled and nodded, then clapped his hands in a serious manner:
"A body scrub costs 20 yuan, and cupping costs 30 yuan."
Deng Chao immediately smiled and looked at Reba:
"You're crazy! Dilraba, you need to control Xiao Xu."
Dilraba waved her hand:
"No time, I have to run the women's bathhouse."
"Hahahahaha!"
Everyone burst into laughter again.
The viewers in the live chat were amused.
"What the hell is this women's bathhouse?!"
"Such similar symptoms, hahaha!"
"None of the hot couples are normal, and Chichi is no exception."
"This is hilarious! So what you two are experiencing isn't love, but a medical condition?"
"..."
After a burst of laughter, Director Lu picked up a megaphone and announced:
"Welcome to the second round: aviation knowledge quiz."
"In each round, staff will ask aviation-related questions, and you will need to write your answers on the answer board."
"Each of you will take turns being the gatekeeper. The gatekeeper needs to observe the performance of the others to guess whether they know the answer, and then choose one person to reveal the question board."
"If the other party answers correctly, the gatekeeper will be penalized by deducting points. The opposite is also true."
After hearing the rules, Deng Chao pretended to be surprised and widened his eyes.
"Aviation knowledge quiz?!"
"Director, are you kidding us? Who would know anything about aviation? We're not pilots!"
Everyone almost couldn't help but laugh at Deng Chao's exaggerated expression.
They quickly pretended to agree.
Li Chen: "That's right! This is ridiculous."
Zheng Kai: "Do you really think we know everything from astronomy to geography?"
"that is!"
Xu Yan nodded and complained, "We're Running Man, not Flying Man."
Everyone laughed again.
Then.
Everyone took their places under the water guns.
Deng Chao stood in his seat, a smile involuntarily spreading across his face.
Hehehe~
You wouldn't believe it, would you?
I controlled the difficulty of each question beforehand!
Big Black Bull, Little Xu, you're just waiting to cry!
While Deng Chao was feeling triumphant.
Everyone looked at Deng Chao with smiles on their faces.
Hehehe~
Brother Chao, oh Brother Chao.
You'd never guess that we know the answer, would you?
Get ready to get soaked!
"The first gatekeeper is Wang Baobao."
After Director Lu designated the gatekeeper, the game officially began.
The staff read out the first question:
"To ensure flight safety, the airport has a specific job designation for a particular animal. Could you please tell me which animal it is?"
Everyone immediately wrote their answers on their respective whiteboards.
Two minutes later.
Director Lu: "Please have the gatekeeper select the members to answer the questions."
Wang Baobao looked back and forth among the crowd.
Deng Chao deliberately made a guilty expression, hoping to get himself chosen.
Wang Baobao saw right through it.
But he still smiled and pretended to fall for it:
"Brother Chao, you don't know how, do you? Then it's your turn!"
"Baby!"
Deng Chao immediately feigned a breakdown: "You're so mean!"
Then, he showed the question board.
A bird was clearly drawn on it.
"Correct answer."
"Deng Chao scores one point, Wang Baobao loses one point," Director Lu announced.
"Hehehe."
Deng Chao immediately stuck out his tongue and said with a sly smile, "Sorry, baby, all's fair in love and war."
next second.
"Whoosh!"
The water gun sprayed out a huge amount of water, soaking Wang Baobao completely.
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"Cool!!"
Deng Chao laughed even louder and cheekily waved his fist.
But the more he acted like that, the more others wanted to laugh.
Next, the others showed their question boards.
Xu Yan's writing board was conspicuously empty.
Deng Chao instantly noticed this detail.
This is such a simple question, how come Xiao Xu doesn't know the answer?
A wicked smile crept into his mind.
very good!
The target has been identified.
Then, the second round began.
The gatekeeper position was given to Wang Zulan, who was next to Wang Baobao.
What was the world's first heavier-than-air flying machine?
Everyone immediately wrote down their answers on the whiteboard.
Chen Chichi shrugged as soon as he finished writing: "So simple, who doesn't know this?"
"I won't..."
Deng Chao instantly switched into his dramatic persona, quickly covering his mouth halfway through his sentence and glancing guiltily at Wang Zulan.
This almost made everyone laugh.
It has to be a veteran actor; every inch of them is a performance.
But Wang Zulan ultimately chose Yang Beibi to answer the question.
Let Deng Chao have a taste of success; we can't really let him win, can we?
Deng Chao was immediately disappointed.
Yang Beibi flipped open the question board: Kite.
"Correct answer."
"Yang Beibi gets one point, Wang Zulan loses one point," Director Lu announced.
"Whoosh!"
The water gun opened instantly.
Wang Zulan was directly submerged by the water.
The crowd burst into laughter again.
Next, everyone turned the question board over again.
Almost everyone wrote about kites.
Only Xu Yan drew a cow.
Wang Zulan, soaking wet, asked, "Why did you think it was a cow?"
Xu Yan blinked innocently:
"Isn't it a cow?"
"People always say that he's blown his own horn to the heavens."
"I thought the cows flew first."
"puff!"
Everyone burst into laughter instantly.
"Xiao Xu, this is an aviation knowledge quiz, not a riddle," Chen Chichi said cheerfully.
Deng Chao's eyes lit up slightly.
He'll choose Xu Yan soon!
Even Jesus couldn't stop it!
The next few rounds.
Although no one called on Xu Yan, her answers were either blank or ridiculously wrong.
The staff member asked: Why can airplanes fly?
Xu Yan replied: Because I bought a plane ticket!
The staff member asked: Why is the black box black?
Xu Yan replied: Because if it's white, it's called a white box.
Everyone was amused by him and burst into laughter.
Deng Chao became happier and happier as he looked at it.
It's definitely spicy!
Xiao Xu is practically a freebie!
Finally, it was Deng Chao's turn to be the gatekeeper.
This round of questions is extremely difficult:
"Humans first flew into the sky in 1783. Before them, which three animals flew into the sky?!"
Everyone was immediately shocked.
Zheng Kai: "Such a difficult question?!"
Li Chen: "No way, who would have known?!"
Wang Baobao also complained, "Director, what kind of problems are these?"
Deng Chao was overjoyed.
Absolutely right!
The time for revenge has finally come.
He looked at Xu Yan with a smile:
"Xiao Xu, what's your answer?"
Xu Yan immediately hugged the question board, looking troubled:
"Brother Chao, please stop lifting me up..."
"No! You're the one!"
"Who told you to mess with me last time!"
Deng Chao looked smug, his smile almost reaching his ears.
Seeing this, Xu Yan sighed:
"Brother Chao, Brother Chao, haven't you heard that saying?"
"If you don't listen to a handsome guy, you'll be in trouble soon."
After saying that, he quietly revealed the question board.
The correct answers are clearly written above: sheep, duck, rooster.
Deng Chao's expression froze immediately:
"Didn't you just say you couldn't do anything?"
Xu Yan blinked, then cheekily mimicked Deng Chao's punch:
"Brother Chao, that's what you taught me, all's fair in war."
Deng Chao: "..."
next second.
"Whoosh!"
High-pressure water cannons sprayed Deng Chao.
……
(Bonus chapter tomorrow)
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