My mouth moves faster than my brain; I went viral on Running Man and the whole internet is laughing.
Chapter 123 Only children make choices.
The assistant director had just finished speaking.
Xu Yan's eyes lit up, and so did the audience's.
at the same time.
Reba went to the next meeting room.
She had just sat down when she heard the assistant director say:
"Dilraba, today's theme is a special on my sassy girlfriend."
"You and Xu Yan are still partners this episode."
"But before that, we prepared a little prank for Xu Yan."
"Xu Yan will choose his ideal partner in the conference room in a little while."
"After he finishes making his choice, you can go over and show him what a savage girlfriend is like."
After saying that, the assistant director turned on the live feed of Xu Yan's room.
Xu Yan was looking at the photos of Song Yuqi and Meng Ziyi with a conflicted expression:
"Yuqi is a lively and adorable girl."
"Meng Ziyi is adorable and beautiful."
I like them both so much, which one should I choose?
moment.
Dilraba gave a deathly smile.
Dog Xu Yan!
This morning you were calling her "Little Sweetie," and now you're seriously choosing her?
At this point, the comments section erupted in excitement.
"Hahaha, the production team is up to something!"
"Xu Yan, danger!"
"This is a life-or-death question! Xu Yan, watch out!"
"Oh no, the Hot Couple is going to break up, hahaha!"
"..."
In the next room.
Xu Yan appeared conflicted, but in reality, she knew exactly what was going on.
There's definitely a pitfall in this step!
Based on his understanding of the production team, if he were really to choose a "savage girlfriend," he should choose on the spot.
Because that would make the show more entertaining.
But now that he's been brought to the meeting room to choose...
There's definitely something fishy going on!
Dilraba might be watching.
Xu Yan's lips curled into a smile, and he said earnestly:
"Why am I only allowed to choose Meng Ziyi and Song Yuqi? Can't I choose Dilraba?"
These words were spoken.
Dilraba's eyes widened for a moment, and her deathly smile melted away instantly.
That dog Xu Yan...
Surprisingly, it turned out to be quite good.
Even though it's just a game segment, would you still choose her without hesitation?
The live chat was also abuzz with excitement.
"Damn! Xu Yan is such a good man!"
"Waaaaah, my fiery love couple!"
"Director, please don't break up Xu Yan and Dilraba!"
"See that? This is what love is!"
"..."
on site.
Even the assistant director was moved by Xu Yan's words.
But rules are rules.
He shook his head: "I'm sorry, Professor Xu Yan, you can only choose one of these two."
"Ugh."
Xu Yan sighed immediately:
"How am I supposed to choose when I can't include Dilraba?"
These words moved Dilraba even more.
The next second...
Xu Yan looked regretful:
"I want to choose Yuqi, but I don't want Meng Ziyi to be at the bottom. It would be great if Dilraba could be at the bottom instead."
? ? ? ? ?
moment.
Dilraba and the audience were all stunned.
next second.
"Hahahaha!"
The comments section was bursting with laughter.
"666, so you didn't want Meng Ziyi to be at the bottom?"
"Xu Yan, you're playing with fire!"
Dilraba: So I'm the clown.
Meng Ziyi: You're actually a pretty good person!
"Dilraba saw it all, Xu Duidui is finished, hahaha!"
"..."
on site.
The staff in Dilraba's room couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Dilraba smiled too, a very gentle smile.
"Xu Yan..."
"That's quite thoughtful."
The staff immediately felt a pang of worry for Xu Yan.
Because Reba had just torn the paper on the table in half.
Xu Duidui...
Bless yourself.
And the next room.
Xu Yan was still jumping back and forth on the fire pit.
"Never mind, never mind."
"Since I can't choose Dilraba, I'll accept the loss."
"I want both Yuqi and Meng Ziyi."
"Sigh, I just can't stand seeing girls get hurt."
After he finished speaking, he had an expression that showed he was bursting with a sense of responsibility.
"puff."
The viewers in the live chat laughed again.
"What's with that righteous look on his face?"
"Only children make choices; adults want it all!"
"I could feel Dilraba's murderous aura even through the screen."
"Prepare to mourn for Xu Yan."
"..."
At this moment, Reba got up.
"Teacher Reba..."
The assistant director called out softly.
"Um?"
Dilraba turned her head and revealed a dangerous smile.
"fine……"
The assistant director shrank back.
Reba then turned around, pushed open the door, and walked towards the conference room next door.
at this time.
Xu Yan was still talking eloquently:
"There's nothing I can do, I'm just a person with a broad perspective."
"I'd rather suffer a loss myself than let the situation be treated unfairly."
As soon as he finished speaking, the conference room door opened.
Xu Yan immediately turned around.
Dilraba walked in with a smile.
Xu Yan felt a chill run through her heart.
"Hot...Hot Baba?"
He guessed that Dilraba was watching, but he didn't expect that Dilraba was right outside!
"It's alright, please continue."
Reba walked up with a smile, then called out Xu Yan's name, word by word:
"Dog! Xu! Yan!"
next second.
"They're killing people!"
Xu Yan's screams echoed throughout the live stream.
The comments section erupted in laughter.
at the same time.
Other rooms not far away.
Li Chen, Chen Chichi, Deng Chao, and others are waiting for their female guests.
Suddenly hearing Xu Yan's scream, they all shuddered.
They didn't know what was wrong.
But it's so scary...
……
Twenty minutes later.
The plaza downstairs.
Xu Yan and Dilraba arrived first.
Reba walked ahead, her steps light and cheerful, humming a little tune.
Xu Yan walked behind, looking honest and unassuming.
He rubbed the row of neat red marks on his arm.
This isn't a blood relative.
It was pinched.
Then, the other members arrived one after another with their respective domineering girlfriends.
Chen Chichi and Jiang Xin, Deng Chao and Jiang Yiyan, Li Chen and Huo Siyan, Zheng Kai and Yang Beibi, Wang Baobao and Li Caihua, Wang Zulan and Cai Shaofen.
"Xiao Xu, what just happened?"
"Why did I hear your screams from upstairs?"
As soon as Deng Chao came over, he asked Xu Yan with a grin.
"No, did I call out?"
Xu Yan shook his head, then quickly glanced at Dilraba.
Everyone looked at Dilraba, then at the scratches on Xu Yan's arm, and immediately understood.
Chen Chichi laughed loudly, "Looks like someone got a lesson from their savage girlfriend."
Wang Baobao: "Reba, you did a great job."
Zheng Kai: "Does this count as domestic violence?"
Everyone was all smiling.
then.
Everyone then introduced their guests.
When it was Wang Zulan's turn to introduce himself, he complained with a speechless expression:
"Director, why do you always cast girls who are taller than me?"
"You always find women who are so much taller than me, don't you have any conscience?"
"Next time, please find someone shorter."
Everyone burst into laughter.
Xu Yan heard this.
One second he's rubbing his arm, the next he's online with a sharp tongue.
"Brother Zu Lan, this really isn't the director's fault."
Why?
Wang Zulan stared at Xu Yan warily.
He suspected that Xu Yan was about to say something hurtful to him again.
Xu Yan: "Because girls shorter than you might not be able to debut."
Everyone was taken aback for a moment, then burst into laughter.
Chen Chichi: "Xiao Xu, what nonsense are you spouting?"
Deng Chao stepped forward, adding fuel to the fire: "Zu Lan, he's mocking you! He's mocking you!"
Wang Baobao: "Why do I feel like I've been offended too?"
Wang Zulan looked stubborn upon seeing this.
"Xiao Xu, don't talk nonsense!"
"I'm definitely taller than you!"
After saying that, Wang Zulan jumped up with all her might.
The result was that it only jumped to the height of Xu Yan's eyebrows.
next second.
"Hahahaha!"
The crowd laughed even louder.
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