My mouth moves faster than my brain; I went viral on Running Man and the whole internet is laughing.

"Zu Lan, you have such a low status here."

Seeing everyone laughing at Wang Zulan, Cai Shaofen couldn't help but laugh and stepped forward to hold his shoulder.

"Even you're making fun of me?"

Wang Zulan stared wide-eyed, her face filled with heartache.

Xu Yan felt a little sorry for Wang Zulan when she saw her like this.

"Brother Zu Lan, why don't you jump again? You'll definitely jump higher than me this time."

After saying that, he assumed a horse stance.

"puff!"

Everyone's bandages were torn again.

Wang Zulan immediately took a few steps back, clutching her heart: "My heart...it hurts so much."

The comments section was bursting with laughter.

"Haha, nobody had high hopes for you, and you just had to prove them wrong."

"Xu Yan's mouth is truly poisoned."

"That's so hurtful, haha, but I like it!"

"Someone, rub two more pounds of arsenic into Xu Yan's mouth."

"..."

After some playful banter, Director Lu finally picked up the megaphone:

"Today we're going to have a special pairing competition."

"After each round of the game, each team will receive a different number of voting cards; the higher the ranking, the more voting cards they will receive."

"The voting cards can be used to vote. Before the final stage, the team with the most votes will be at a significant disadvantage."

Ultimately, only one team can achieve final victory.

Upon hearing the rules, Xu Yan and Li Chen both widened their eyes.

"These rules... seem to be targeting our two groups?"

Li Chen blinked and looked at Xu Yan.

Deng Chao burst into laughter on the spot:

"Chen, is it even necessary to say 'seems'?"

"That's obvious!"

"The Running Man twins?"

"Hehehe, you're all finished today!"

Wang Zulan also straightened up instantly, looking at Xu Yan with a smug expression:

"That'll teach you to laugh at me."

"I'll give you all the tickets!"

Zheng Kai coughed lightly, arms crossed with an air of confidence:

"You two, beg me now."

"I'll consider casting one less vote for you."

Xu Yan looked at their faces and immediately laughed:

"Brother Chen, they seem to have forgotten our strength. If we join forces, what chance do they have with the voting cards?"

"yes!"

Li Chen's eyes lit up immediately: "If we join forces, we're invincible!"

After saying that, the two bumped fists.

The smiles on everyone's faces froze instantly.

broken!

We got excited too soon; we forgot that these two can actually win the game!

"Xiao Xu, Chen's mom, take one of our team."

Chen Chichi immediately scurried over.

The two of them glanced at Chen Chichi at the same time.

Xu Yan looked at Li Chen: "Brother Chen, who is this? Do you know him?"

"I don't know him."

Li Chen shook his head and waved his hand to shoo him away: "Where did this fatso come from? Go away, go away, go to the side."

Chen Chichi's smile vanished instantly:

"So love can disappear."

"I understand, you're the new love, and I'm the old flame."

"I'm leaving~"

He turned and left like the hurt heroine in an idol drama.

The female guests all laughed.

Dilraba chuckled, "What's going on with Chi-ge?"

Jiang Xin waved his hand: "Come back quickly, don't embarrass yourself."

Everyone laughed again.

Director Lu picked up the megaphone: "Alright, everyone, please proceed to the first game location, Kyoto Diamond Stadium."

……

Half an hour later, at Kyoto Diamond Stadium.

Upon entering the stadium, everyone saw a huge acupressure mat.

In front of the eight acupressure mat tracks, there is a horizontal bar about half a person's height. Not far away, the eight tracks converge into one, and at the finish line, there is a large iron frame net with sticky boards attached above it.

Upon seeing the acupressure mat, everyone felt extremely uncomfortable.

Wang Baobao complained, "Another pressure point mat? Why is it in every single issue?"

Li Chen looked helpless: "Director, did you guys stockpile a whole warehouse of acupressure mats?"

Chen Chichi looked at the soles of his feet: "My feet start to hurt just looking at this thing now."

Director Lu, as usual, ignored everyone's complaints and picked up the megaphone:

"Acupressure mat relay race, three stages in total."

"The first challenge is for the boys to toss their partners over the high jump bar in a princess carry, without knocking the bar over during the process."

"In the second challenge, the boy carries the girl across a pressure point mat track to the convergence point. There are balloons at the convergence point, and the two must pop the balloons using parts of their bodies other than their limbs."

"In the third challenge, the male and female partners come to the end of the track, put on woolen hats, and jump up to stick the hats to the ceiling."

"The game has three rounds. The winner of the first round will receive five voting cards."

"The winners of the second and third rounds will receive three voting cards, while the other groups that did not win will receive one voting card."

After the rules were explained, the girls immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

Jiang Yiyan: "Great, we don't have to step on the acupressure mat the whole time."

Liu Caihua nodded: "It mainly depends on the boys."

The boys: "..."

Wang Zulan looked worried: "Sigh, even the first hurdle in our group is difficult to pass."

He estimated that the first horizontal bar was almost up to his neck. How could he carry Cai Shaofen over in a princess carry?

"Brother Zu Lan, you're actually doing alright. Brother Chi is the one who's really suffering..."

Xu Yan looked at Chen Chichi.

"What's wrong with me?"

Chen Chichi looked puzzled.

Xu Yan immediately started counting on her fingers, describing in detail: "Plump, weak, delicate, fragile, and..."

"That's enough!"

Chen Chichi immediately covered his ears and shouted.

Xu Yan had just stopped when Dilraba added quietly, "Can't you stand the truth?"

"Snap!"

Chen Chichi was heartbroken.

He took two steps back, clutching his head and collapsing in despair:

"I'm not recording anymore! I'm not recording anymore! I'll never record again!"

Meanwhile, Jiang Xin looked at him with disdain.

Upon seeing her disdainful look, Chen Chichi immediately stiffened his neck and said:

Why are you looking at me with such disdain?

"Fat people have dignity too!"

Jiang Xin immediately gave an awkward but polite smile.

Chen Chichi was even more vulnerable.

"Hahahahaha!"

The crowd burst into laughter again.

Then, the eight groups stood in front of the eight starting points respectively.

Dilraba looked at the acupressure mat, then at the horizontal bar, and finally at Xu Yan:

"Are you sure you can handle it?"

What do you think?

Xu Yan lowered his voice and raised an eyebrow at Reba.

"You're going to die!"

Reba immediately understood the hidden meaning in Xu Yan's words and pinched him on the waist.

"Hiss~"

Xu Yan took a deep breath and decided that he must return the favor tonight.

At this moment, Director Lu picked up the megaphone:

"Three, two, one, go!"

As soon as he finished speaking...

Eight boys instantly picked up the girl.

Xu Yan scooped up Reba in his arms and rushed out almost simultaneously with Li Chen.

The two took the lead.

"Drink!"

Deng Chao let out a low growl, picked up Jiang Yiyan, and chased after her.

Zheng Kai also caught up with Yang Beibi in his arms.

Despite the pain in their feet, the group sprinted forward, hissing and yelling.

The remaining groups got off to a bad start, failing to pick up the female guest successfully on the first try.

In the blink of an eye.

Xu Yan and Li Chen had already rushed to the bar.

"Go on."

Xu Yan tossed it lightly.

Dilraba in my arms flew through the air in an instant, before gently landing on the sponge mat.

Li Chen also threw Huo Siyan onto the sponge mat at the same time.

Deng Chao and Zheng Kai were only a little slower than them.

"Hurry, hurry, hurry!"

Upon seeing this, Reba immediately patted the sponge mat and shouted.

"They're here!"

Xu Yan quickly crawled through the foam mat and bent down in front of Reba.

Dilraba jumped directly onto her back.

"Hiss~"

Xu Yan carried Dilraba on his back and stepped onto the acupressure mat, immediately letting out a groan of intense pain:

"Oh my gosh~"

"Oh oh ah ah~"

Zheng Kaigang carried Yang Beibi on his back, and upon hearing the voice, he burst out laughing.

"no!"

"When did David Tao arrive?"