My mouth moves faster than my brain; I went viral on Running Man and the whole internet is laughing.
Chapter 16 Dilraba: You have a wife now!
The bus soon arrived at Songcheng.
Along the quaint streets, restaurants, cloth shops, government offices, theaters, and snack shops are lined up one after another.
As soon as everyone got out of the car, Director Lu's voice came through the loudspeaker.
"The mission has officially begun."
"Those who complete the task within sixty minutes and return here to ring the gong can exchange their name tag for a new one."
As soon as the words were spoken, everyone ran into Song City.
Eight people, seven tasks.
Nobody wants to be the only one without a small name tag.
Xu Yan and Zheng Kai ran in the lead.
"Xu Yan, wait for me!" Dilraba called out from behind.
"What? We're competitors."
Xu Yan turned her head away.
Although he said that, he still slowed down his pace.
"I don't care."
"Who gave you the right to scare the person with the bell?"
"You have to protect me!"
Reba said confidently.
"Alright."
Xu Yan did not refuse and let Reba follow him.
The two entered Song City together.
Soon, they heard the sound of gongs and drums ahead.
A large crowd had gathered in front of a building adorned with red silk ribbons, used for matchmaking.
Upstairs, a father-in-law stood smiling by the railing, with a bride in red standing next to him.
Don't miss it if you're passing by.
"Today, my daughter is seeking a husband. I hope all talented young men will take a look."
After the father-in-law finished speaking, the bride removed her veil, revealing a delicate face, and gently waved to the crowd below.
Xu Yan paused for a moment.
Dilraba immediately glanced at him sideways: "You couldn't resist seeing a pretty girl?"
Xu Yan nodded: "Yes, my wife is so beautiful."
Dilraba's eyes widened: "How did I become your wife?!"
Xu Yan said in a serious tone:
"Isn't this a marriage proposal? I've decided to stay here and become a son-in-law."
Reba rolled her eyes at him and lightly kicked him with her foot:
"You wish!"
The two walked down to the bottom of the attic.
The father-in-law upstairs chuckled and tossed down a task card.
Reba caught it and opened it.
[Task: Remove the clamp.]
[Rules: There are six clips at both ends of a rope. Challengers must clip three clips at one end to their ears and nose respectively. After standing apart, they can only move their faces, engaging in a tug-of-war with the vendors to remove the clips from their faces. Winning against three vendors allows the challenge to pass.]
After Dilraba finished reading the rules, her expression gradually became subtle.
Xu Yan looked at the rope and six clips his father-in-law had thrown down again, and remained silent for two seconds:
"My father-in-law's marriage proposal is quite embarrassing."
Reba picked up the clips and looked at Xu Yan:
"You go first."
Xu Yan: "Why should I go first?"
Dilraba looked him up and down:
"You're thick-skinned and can withstand being pinched."
Xu Yan: "..."
Then, Reba picked up the clip with a smile, mischievously pinched it open, and clipped it onto Xu Yan's nose.
The moment the clip touched her, Xu Yan's expression changed:
"Please be gentle with your grip."
Dilraba rolled her eyes at him:
"You're a grown man, what are you afraid of me squeezing you?"
"Don't worry, it won't break."
Xu Yan looked at her, his lips twitching slightly.
That's what I meant...
Something feels off.
By this time, the live stream chat was already bursting with laughter.
"Dilraba! Be careful what you say!"
"Hahaha, Dilraba is definitely a comedic actress."
"I have reason to suspect that Dilraba was driving."
"Last time you said Dilraba's mouth was fast, and I didn't believe it. Now I do.
"..."
soon.
Dilraba clipped it to Xu Yan's ear.
The shopkeeper also came forward and clipped the clip onto his face.
The two immediately began to turn their heads and exert force.
With clips stuck to his face, Xu Yan's expression was distorted by the ropes, and he could only pull them off by raising his eyebrows, wrinkling his nose, and puffing out his cheeks.
It made him wince in pain.
Fortunately, Xu Yan managed to pull the clips off the merchant's face by using exaggerated facial expressions.
Dilraba laughed so hard she bent over, looking at Xu Yan's hilarious expression.
"Hahaha, Xu Yan, your expression is so sharp!"
Xu Yan rubbed his nose and said:
"Don't laugh, it'll be your turn soon."
Dilraba's smile vanished instantly.
No more giggling.
"Alright, you can come now."
Xu Yan handed the clip to Reba.
"I'm not coming, so you won't laugh at me," Dilraba waved her hand.
"Are you sure? We might not be able to find other missions later," Xu Yan said.
Reba was taken aback.
"Then what are you going to do?"
Xu Yan shrugged: "It doesn't matter. Anyway, I'm very strong, and it won't be easy for others to tear me apart."
"oh."
Dilraba gave a cute "oh" and then took the clip from Xu Yan's hand to take on the task.
After a while.
Dilraba succeeded in the challenge.
The two continued their search for missions in Song City.
Not long after, the two saw Li Chen lying on the ground, panting heavily.
"Brother Chen, why are you taking a nap here?" Xu Yan asked as he stepped forward.
Li Chen immediately started cursing and complaining:
"What do you mean by catching up on sleep? I'm just completely exhausted."
"The task the production team just gave me was to carry a person weighing 1000 kilograms on my back and do ten squats!"
"Each one must weigh no less than 80 kilograms!"
Dilraba smiled immediately.
Xu Yan reached out and helped Li Chen up.
"You two play, I'm going to bang the gong."
Fearing he would run out of time, Li Chen immediately got up and went outside the city to strike the gong.
"We need to hurry and find the next task."
Reba immediately tensed up.
Xu Yan nodded and ran into the city with Reba.
Not long after, a strange humming sound suddenly came from afar.
The voice was high-pitched and ethereal, with a heavy regional accent, giving listeners goosebumps.
Dilraba paused in her steps:
"What's that sound?"
Xu Yan looked toward the theater next to the sound.
An R flag was also displayed at the entrance of the theater.
Xu Yan's eyes lit up:
"We have a mission."
The two of them rushed inside immediately.
As soon as he entered, he saw Wang Zulan sitting in the audience, staring at the old lady on stage with a look of despair.
The old lady was humming a song with her eyes closed.
The melody is convoluted and the lyrics are unclear, with a strong local dialect flavor that's almost like it's been condensed.
Wang Zulan was so shocked by what he heard that he felt like he was about to explode.
After humming a verse, the older woman asked with a smile:
"Have you guessed it yet?"
Wang Zulan widened his eyes and joked:
"You guessed it...? You can't guess it at all!"
Xu Yan smiled and walked up to Wang Zulan, saying with a hint of sympathy, "Brother Zulan, you're not guessing the song."
Wang Zulan looked up at him: "What's that?"
Xu Yan: "You are deciphering alien telegrams."
"Pfft."
Reba burst out laughing.
The two then left.
Just as I stepped out of the theater, I bumped into Yang Beibi running out of the city, holding a pass in her hand and smiling broadly.
"Baby, did you complete the mission?" Dilraba asked.
"Mmm." Yang Beibi nodded happily.
Reba quickly asked, "Have you seen any other mission locations?"
Yang Bei thought for a moment, then shook her head and said:
"All I saw was Chi Chi challenging himself to make super spicy hot and sour noodles, and Kai Kai in that room over there, wearing a blindfold and grabbing the shopkeeper to take off his hat."
Dilraba's expression changed: "Then there's only one task left."
At that moment, the loudspeaker came on.
[Twenty minutes remaining until the mission ends.]
Dilraba's expression immediately tensed up:
"There are only twenty minutes left, what should we do?"
"Stay calm."
Xu Yan calmly pressed down on Reba's head: "Why is it that the emperor isn't worried, but the eunuch is?"
"Pooh!"
"You're the eunuch!"
Reba immediately kicked Xu Yan's foot.
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