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Chapter 17 Overwhelming Luck
Xu Yan was kicked, but he stopped joking around.
He glanced down at the countdown, then at the task card in Dilraba's hand:
"Alright, stop fooling around. Go outside and bang the gong."
Dilraba was taken aback: "And what about you?"
Xu Yan pointed to the large name tag on his back:
"Let me look again."
Dilraba frowned: "But there aren't many missions left."
Xu Yan laughed and said, "That's why you have to go first. You have the pass now, and if you delay any longer, we'll both have worked for nothing."
Reba looked at him, her lips moving.
Xu Yan had already pushed her away slightly:
"Go quickly, and don't look back."
"If I turn back now, I'll really go to the marriage-seeking brothel and become a son-in-law."
Dilraba was initially a little embarrassed, but upon hearing this, she couldn't help but laugh.
"All right."
"Then good luck."
After saying that, Reba and Yang Beibi ran out of the city together.
……
Xu Yan watched her run away, and the smile on his face faded slightly.
Twenty minutes...
Time is of the essence.
Xu Yan didn't delay any longer and ran deeper into the street.
Not long after, Xu Yan suddenly heard Deng Chao's desperate shouts coming from the direction of the yamen (government office) not far away:
"NO!!!"
Xu Yan paused in his steps.
This voice sounded even closer to despair than Zheng Kai's.
He immediately turned and ran towards the government office.
An R flag was displayed at the entrance of the government office.
Deng Chao was standing in front of the steps, with a merchant dressed in official robes sitting in front of him.
The task card is on the table.
[Task: Win five consecutive rounds of rock-paper-scissors.]
Xu Yan couldn't hold back any longer.
Upon seeing the task card and Deng Chao's expression, he knew what had happened.
It must be that Deng Chao was just too unlucky and couldn't win.
"Brother Chao, you're so pitiful," Xu Yan said with a smile.
"I have such bad luck today."
Deng Chao stood up, looking unconvinced, and said, "Let's go again!"
The merchant smiled and extended his hand:
"please."
Deng Chao took a deep breath: "Scissors!"
Seller: "Stone".
Deng Chao: "..."
He froze completely.
We lost the first game.
Xu Yan, standing to the side, twitched slightly at the corner of his eye: "Brother Chao, you really have bad luck."
Deng Chao turned his head and said quietly, "This is really difficult. You try it if you don't believe me!"
"Shall I?"
Xu Yan smiled and stepped forward.
He just happens to have a random burst of luck in variety shows.
It might not trigger, but it doesn't hurt to give it a try.
The merchant was still all smiles:
"Are you ready?"
"Um."
Xu Yan nodded.
The two of them placed their right hands behind their backs.
"Rock scissors..."
Xu Yan: "Stone!"
Merchant: "Scissors!"
"We won!"
Xu Yan cheered and looked at Deng Chao: "Brother Chao, it doesn't seem that difficult."
"Don't rush, we still need to win four more rounds," Deng Chao said.
"It's okay, let's try again."
"Rock scissors..."
"Scissors!"
In the second round, Xu Yan chose scissors.
The merchant provides the fabric.
"Wuhu!"
Xu Yan was extremely excited.
Deng Chao was a little surprised: "You're quite lucky."
Xu Yan shrugged.
In the third round, Xu Yan won again!
Deng Chao was starting to get nervous.
"Brother Chao, it seems like I'm about to succeed."
Xu Yan looked at Deng Chao with a smile.
Gurgle.
Deng Chao swallowed hard.
He reassured himself: No, no!
The probability of winning five games in a row is much lower than winning three games in a row!
But the next second.
"Rock scissors..."
"cloth!"
"Nice!"
"I won again!"
Xu Yan cheered again.
He just played paper, and the merchant played rock instead.
"No way? They won again!" Deng Chao exclaimed, speechless.
The merchants were all shocked.
"It seems so."
Xu Yan nodded with a smile and delivered the final blow to Deng Chao.
Deng Chao felt a little uncomfortable.
He immediately walked over to the vendor and said, "Come on, bro! We can't let Xiao Xu win! At least we can't let him win in one go, otherwise I'll look really unlucky!"
The merchant forced a wry smile.
He wanted to win too...
"Brother Chao, don't worry."
"I'll get the little name tag for you."
Xu Yan smiled and looked at the merchant, then put his hands behind his back.
The merchant seemed a little nervous, clenching his fists before turning his hands behind his back.
"Rock scissors..."
Xu Yan: "Cloth!"
Seller: "Stone!"
Lore!
"NO!!!"
Deng Chao immediately clutched his head, his face filled with utter disbelief.
The merchant announced: "Challenge successful!"
"Brother Chao, I won't stand on ceremony."
Xu Yan picked up the pass card triumphantly and said with a smile.
Deng Chao cried out in anguish, "No! I won't accept this!"
But Xu Yan had already turned and run away.
Time waits for no one; he had to hurry and strike the gong.
……
Outside Song City.
Dilraba, Yang Beibi, Chen Chichi, and Li Chen have all changed to small name tags.
"One minute left until the mission ends."
The broadcast started.
Reba tensed up, her eyes fixed on the city gate.
"Thirty seconds left."
The broadcast then started.
Reba became even more nervous, staring at the city gate without daring to blink.
Until only fifteen seconds remained.
Xu Yan finally rushed out of the city gate!
Dilraba's eyes lit up instantly:
"Xu Yan! Hurry!"
Xu Yan did not reply.
Like a whirlwind, he rushed to the gong in the last few seconds and grabbed the gong mallet.
"Thump!"
The gong sounded.
"Yes!"
Dilraba jumped up excitedly.
Xu Yan breathed a sigh of relief and said breathlessly, "Luckily, I made it in time."
"Congratulations to Xu Yan for completing the task and changing the name tag."
Staff members came forward to change Xu Yan's name tag.
Dilraba thoughtfully gave Xu Yan a bottle of water.
"Ton ton ton".
Xu Yan took a big gulp.
Another ten minutes or so passed.
Zheng Kai, Deng Chao, and Wang Zulan arrived late.
"Zheng Kai, you're overtime."
"Wang Zulan, time is up."
"Deng Chao, time is up."
"The three of you will continue to keep your big name tags."
Director Lu announced.
"Director, I really can't tell!"
Wang Zulan looked helpless, as if she had a very hard life.
"There's no way around it, this task is just too difficult."
Zheng Kai sighed.
Everyone burst into laughter.
The production team then signaled for everyone to get back into the car and head to the next task location.
……
In the car.
Just as everyone was settled, Li Chen suddenly remembered something and turned to look at everyone:
"By the way, did you find any clues about undercover agents or the Bell People while you were in Song City?"
After these words were spoken, the car fell silent for a few seconds.
Chen Chichi, who was still rubbing his lips which were red from the spiciness of the hot and sour noodles, looked up when he heard this:
"Yeah, didn't Xiao Xu say there might be bad guys in this episode?"
But everyone shook their heads.
No one found any clues.
Just then, Xu Yan suddenly said, "Not necessarily."
"Oh?"
Everyone looked at Xu Yan at the same time.
Xu Yan looked at Chen Chichi and said seriously:
"I think there might be something wrong with Brother Chi."
Chen Chichi's eyes widened instantly:
"I?!"
Everyone turned to look.
Baby Yang blinked and asked, "Why?"
Xu Yan pointed to Chen Chichi's mouth:
"Look, Brother Chi's lips are all swollen."
"It's very likely that he was kissed by the bell-wielding person and became infected, turning him into a bad person."
After he finished speaking, everyone was stunned.
Then they burst into loud laughter.
Wang Zulan laughed and waved her hand, saying, "What a terrifying scene!"
Deng Chao laughed so hard he slapped his thigh: "Chichi, you've made quite a sacrifice!"
Chen Chichi glared at Xu Yan with annoyance:
"I got this burn from the hot and sour noodles!"
The atmosphere inside the car immediately became cheerful.
however.
It hadn't been more than a few minutes.
The car braked suddenly!
Everyone swayed forward at once.
"What's wrong?!"
"Why did you brake so suddenly?"
Just as everyone looked up in confusion, they saw that the bus had been stopped by several black cars.
Many men dressed in black swarmed out of the car.
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