My mouth moves faster than my brain; I went viral on Running Man and the whole internet is laughing.

at the same time.

Song Yuqi rushed to the top of the building, looked down at the densely packed NPCs below, and instantly panicked:

"Wow, so many cards!"

Xu Yan looked up and called out, "Yuqi, hold on!"

Song Yuqi: "I can't stay calm!"

Despite the pain in her foot, Dilraba exclaimed, "You're a genius! We're all counting on you!"

At this point, the first round of targets appeared.

Director Lu shouted, "Red Center!"

Song Yuqi immediately searched upstairs:

"Red center! Red center... found! One on the left! To Xu Yan's left!"

"Dilraba, there's one more at the end of the road ahead of you!"

Xu Yan and Reba sprinted according to Song Yuqi's instructions.

soon.

Xu Yan approached the NPC with the red mark above his head.

He fell silent.

This guy weighs 200 pounds!

"Director, I hate you!"

Xu Yan made a complaint, then picked up his older brother and rushed towards the starting point.

Fortunately, Dilraba's target was a frail girl, so she carried the girl on her back and ran wildly towards the starting point.

Twenty seconds later.

Both of them arrived at the starting point and spun around three times.

At the same time, he shouted, "Bang!"

"The Yellow Team has found a group of Red Centers," the director announced immediately.

Upon hearing this, Xu Yan and Reba did not hesitate at all and continued to return to the acupressure mat to find the next group of NPCs.

One and a half minutes later.

"Shh~"

The whistle blew.

"Time's up!"

Xu Yan and Dilraba just finished their third pairing match.

"Congratulations to Team Yellow, you have successfully completed the challenge."

"We finally succeeded."

Xu Yan bent over and breathed a sigh of relief, then looked at Reba: "Reba, I think I can't feel my feet anymore."

"Me too……"

After making a quiet complaint, Dilraba leaned weakly against Xu Yan, looking utterly dejected.

Xu Yan and Reba's miserable appearance amused everyone.

"You two seem to have a tough life," Zheng Kai said with a smile.

"Like a pair of star-crossed lovers," Yang Beibi aptly described.

Xu Yan said calmly, "Brother Kai, Sister Baby, you two will soon be a pair of star-crossed lovers."

as predicted.

Soon it was the turn of the blue and green teams to take the field, and the scene was even more brutal than that of the yellow team.

The green team went first.

Wang Zulan rushed upstairs to give instructions, but when she got to the top and looked down, she was horrified:

"I can't keep up with all these cards! Deng Chao, move to your right! No, to my right!"

Deng Chao was standing on the acupressure mat below, his face contorted in pain, yet he still had to argue with him:

"Which one is right?! Stick out your finger!"

"I forgot to look at my cards as soon as I reached out!" Wang Zulan exclaimed in despair.

Wang Baobao didn't say much. He just silently carried the NPC on his back and ran faster than anyone else. The only problem was... he carried the wrong one.

"Baby, that's not the red center! That's the white board!" Wang Zulan was so anxious upstairs that she almost cried.

Even so, the Green Team, relying on the leg strength of Deng Chao and Wang Baobao, managed to complete three rounds in one minute and forty seconds.

Next up is the blue team.

Chen Chichi went upstairs to give instructions, completely changing his previous reckless behavior and instantly entering genius mode, directing everything in an orderly manner.

"The three to Li Chen's left and front! The group to Song Jiajia's right!"

Li Chen and Song Jiajia charged around on the acupressure mat like two bull warriors, howling and running wildly.

Li Chen even carried one NPC in each hand, using them like barbells to carry them back to the starting point.

"Holy crap, Big Black Bull, take it easy, those two are human!" Chen Chichi was dumbfounded upstairs.

The Blue Team ultimately finished the game in one minute and fifty-three seconds, narrowly avoiding defeat.

On the Orange Team's side.

Under Ou Di's direction, Zheng Kai and Yang Beibi, like lost ants on the acupressure mat, somehow managed to exceed the time limit.

"Bang!"

As the Orange Team failed in their challenge, the flour sack on Oudi's head exploded.

White flour rained down from the sky, turning Oudi into a freshly baked steamed bun.

With his head and face completely white, Ou Di said quietly, "Now I finally understand what it means to work for nothing."

Everyone burst into laughter.

Ultimately, the green team came in first, the blue team second, the yellow team third, and the orange team fourth.

"I'm sorry..."

After coming downstairs, Song Yuqi stuck out her tongue awkwardly: "I didn't direct you well enough just now, and we only got third place."

"Don't talk nonsense, you did a great job directing." Xu Yan waved his hand.

"Yes, you're fine. I was just too slow. If I could run as fast as Xu Yan, we would be number one," Reba comforted her.

"Yes, it's Dilraba's fault." Xu Yan nodded in agreement.

"Xu Yan!"

Reba stomped her feet.

"Just kidding, just kidding."

Xu Yan slid to his knees at lightning speed, but was still hit hard by Dilraba several times.

Song Yuqi burst out laughing.

The slightly gloomy atmosphere instantly turned cheerful.

Director Lu then picked up the megaphone:

"Next, the cards will be swapped according to the rankings from the first round."

"The staff will randomly draw four R cards."

"The first-place winner can choose any two tickets to exchange, or they can choose not to exchange any."

"The second-place winner can choose one of the remaining three cards to exchange, or they can choose not to exchange any."

"The third-place winner must change one of the remaining two cards."

"The fourth-place winner must change to the last remaining card."

Soon, the staff randomly drew four cards from the discard pile: Red Dragon, Three of Bamboo, Six of Circles, and Eight of Characters.

The green team chose six of a kind, replacing nine of a kind.

The blue team chose three cards and replaced the American card.

When it was the yellow team's turn to choose, Song Yuqi looked at Xu Yan and asked, "Which card should we exchange?"

Xu Yan glanced at Reba and noticed that she was deep in thought.

Which one would you like to exchange it for?

"Huh? Ask me? I don't know..." Dilraba shook her head.

"Then why are you thinking about it so seriously?" Xu Yan asked, puzzled.

"I just wanted to mislead them a bit, to make them think I know a lot," Dilraba said with a wise smile.

"You're so smart," Xu Yan chuckled.

"That's right."

Dilraba proudly raised her chin.

"Let's exchange the three of coins for the red dragon, then we'll have a pair. Next, we just need to find a straight," Xu Yan said.

"OK."

Song Yuqi had no objection, immediately threw the three of coins into the pile, and put the red dragon into his pocket.

Finally, the Orange team was forced to accept an 80,000 and discard a 6 of Bamboo.

With his head covered in flour, Ou Di stared at the cards in his hand, looking utterly dejected: "I'm starting to suspect that these cards were deliberately left for us by the production team."

Zheng Kai comforted him, "It's okay, even if you have a bad hand, there will be other opportunities later."

Xu Yan nodded: "That's right, Brother Ou. Besides, it's not just mahjong today."

Odi asked in surprise, "What else is there?"

Xu Yan: "There's still a loss."

European Emperor: "..."

He felt utterly hopeless.

Deng Chao added, "Don't be sad, at least you're the whitest person in the room right now."

Ou Di wiped his face: "Brother Chao, your words of comfort are even more hurtful than Xu Yan's."

……

In the second part, the group was taken to a commercial city in Hangzhou.

A huge mahjong map stood in the center of the venue, with a long straw attached to it.

Besides straws, there are all sorts of other outrageous props.

A teapot with an exaggeratedly long spout.

Two slender wooden sticks, each five meters long, look like giant chopsticks from a distance.

There was also a neat stack of Anmuxi next to it.

Everyone stared in amazement at the props.

Chen Chichi: "Director, what is all this?"

Deng Chao walked around the straw once: "This straw is probably longer than my duodenum!"

Li Chen picked up the five-meter-long giant chopstick and weighed it in his hand, marveling, "This chopstick is so strong, it's difficult to even pick me up with it."

Wang Baobao: "How come there isn't a single thing shorter than me?"

Xu Yan nodded in agreement: "They're all the same length as mine, very long."

?

Upon hearing this, everyone turned to look at Xu Yan.

The train has started running again?

Unexpectedly, Xu Yan added, "After all, I'm a handsome guy who's 1.85 meters tall."

Zheng Kai was trying not to laugh.

Oh, they were talking about height... I thought it was something else.