My mouth moves faster than my brain; I went viral on Running Man and the whole internet is laughing.

After everyone finished joking around, Director Lu then announced the rules:

"The second segment is the R-brand business challenge."

Each team needs to complete three tasks in turn.

"Task 1: Drink half a liter of milk using a ten-meter straw."

"Task Two: One team member, blindfolded, uses a long-spouted teapot to pour water into a cup on another teammate's head under the guidance of their teammates. Success is achieved when the water level exceeds the red line."

"Task 3: The three team members work together to use five-meter-long chopsticks to pick up two bottles of Anmuxi and place them on top of the three bottles of Anmuxi."

The team with the shortest time wins.

"The winning group from the previous round can designate which group goes first."

As soon as the rules were announced, Deng Chao said without hesitation, "Xiao Xu, you go first!"

Xu Yan glared at him: "Me? Why, Brother Chao?"

"Because you're tall, an inch longer is an inch stronger, wouldn't it be a waste not to let you go?" Deng Chao teased.

"that is."

Wang Zulan added fuel to the fire from the side: "With your height, even drinking straws has an advantage over us."

Zheng Kai nodded: "Besides, Xu Yan is the quickest talker, so he'll definitely be fast at sucking milk too."

Xu Yan helplessly shrugged: "So you guys planned this all along, just to trick me."

"That's not true."

Deng Chao shook his head, his face sincere: "We believe in you."

Li Chen added, "To see you make a fool of yourself."

"..."

Xu Yan looked speechless: "Fine, it's all because I'm too outstanding."

"Tch~"

Everyone rolled their eyes.

Then, Team Yellow stepped forward to challenge them.

The first item is drinking milk through a ten-meter straw.

The long straw hung on the upright table, one end inserted into the milk and the other end dangling over the edge.

Xu Yan was in charge of inhaling.

Dilraba and Song Yuqi were responsible for holding the straw to prevent air from leaking out during the sippy.

Xu Yan stared at the ridiculously long straw, paused for two seconds, and said, "Can anyone really suck up all of this? It's so long..."

Dilraba put the straw to his lips: "Stop talking nonsense, just suck."

Xu Yan lowered his head to bite the straw, but Dilraba's hand trembled, and the straw poked directly into the corner of his mouth.

Xu Yan: "Using public office to settle personal scores?"

Dilraba: "Who's settling a personal score? You're just too slow to speak!"

Song Yuqi, holding the straw beside him, urged, "Brother Xu Yan, hurry up! Sister Reba is already feeding you milk!"

The air was quiet for a second.

Everyone immediately looked tense.

Dilraba blushed and turned around abruptly: "Yuqi!"

Song Yuqi belatedly realized what she meant, and her face flushed red: "I meant straw!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Chen Chichi couldn't hold back on the spot: "Yuqi has only been in a group with Xu Yan and Dilraba for a short while, and she's already already taken their form."

Yang Beibi laughed along, "Learning on the spot, the student has surpassed the teacher!"

Song Yuqi covered her face: "No! I really meant straw!"

Everyone nodded with smiles on their faces.

You know, those who know, know~

Xu Yan was amused by the commotion.

"Hahaha, you two... Waaah..."

He had barely chuckled twice when Dilraba shoved a straw into his mouth:

"Shut up!"

Xu Yan was forced to put the straw in her mouth, and her eyes widened.

Dilraba, holding the straw with one hand and pressing the edge of the table with the other, said aggressively:

"suck!"

"I'll inhale, I'll inhale."

Xu Yan quickly put the straw in his mouth and obediently lowered his head to suck hard.

Otherwise, he doubted that Dilraba could actually stick the straw into his lungs.

The group of brothers laughed and surrounded them, causing trouble.

Deng Chao solemnly explained, "Ladies and gentlemen, now is the crucial moment for contestant Xu Yan to unleash his power."

Zheng Kai chimed in, "Look at his cheeks, they're puffed up like a hamster's."

Li Chen: "Professional, so professional, that suction power."

Xu Yan, with a straw in his mouth, obediently lowered his head and sucked hard, not even having the energy to roll his eyes, which was teased away by the brothers.

Soon, the white milk in the ten-meter-long straw slowly crawled towards Xu Yan's mouth.

But this straw is way too long.

Xu Yan sucked until her cheeks were slightly bulging, but the milk was still slowly moving along, as if it had suddenly started to admire the scenery halfway through its journey.

Chen Chichi clapped his hands and laughed from the side:

"Xiao Xu, keep it up! Aren't you usually so good with your words? You're so quick to roast people, how come you got stuck when sucking on milk?"

Xu Yan loosened the straw and took a breath:

"Brother Chi, just because I'm good with words doesn't mean my lungs are like water pumps."

But as soon as Xu Yan let go, the milk flowed back a bit.

Upon seeing this, Dilraba hurriedly stuffed the straw back in:

"Hurry, hurry, don't stop!"

The crowd burst into laughter again.

Xu Yan couldn't speak, so he could only continue to lower his head and inhale deeply.

Finally, just when he was about to question his existence from drinking so much milk, it rushed into his mouth through the straw.

He swallowed hard, then gasped for air.

"Hoo... Ha!"

"Hoo... Ha!"

Half a minute later.

The half-liter of milk was finally drunk up.

Xu Yan released the straw and exhaled a long breath as if reborn:

"Wu, he's alive."

"Now I finally understand why cows only eat grass."

Dilraba: "Why?"

Xu Yan: "Because grass doesn't need straws."

"puff."

Everyone burst into laughter.

The first item is complete.

Before Team Yellow could even celebrate, the staff had already brought up the long-spouted teapot.

"Who will pour the water this time? Who will fetch the water?"

Xu Yan looked at Dilraba, then at Song Yuqi.

"Let me take it. Thank you for your hard work just now," Dilraba said.

Xu Yan raised an eyebrow, his face filled with shock:

"Dilraba, do you have a fever?"

Dilraba: "????"

Xu Yan: "Why are you suddenly being so nice to me?"

Dilraba gritted her teeth: "When have I ever been unkind to you?!"

"Okay, everything's been fine."

Xu Yan immediately smiled and nodded, her survival instincts kicking in instantly.

Then, Xu Yan put on a blindfold, and Dilraba sat on a chair and placed a water cup steadily on her head.

As soon as Dilraba stood in the designated spot, she started to get nervous.

The spout of that long-spouted teapot was so long that when Xu Yan blindfolded himself and raised his hand, the spout swayed in the air like a lost stick.

"Danger! Danger! Let's move to the side."

Zheng Kai pulled Yang Beibi aside.

Wang Baobao also complained, "This spout looks like a scanner."

Song Yuqi stood to the side and gave instructions: "Brother Xu Yan, move a little to the left."

Xu Yan: "Should I go left or you go left?"

Song Yuqi: "Your left."

Xu Yan went to the left.

The spout swung past Reba.

Reba immediately shouted, "We've passed! Come forward!"

Xu Yan slowly moved forward, and the spout of the kettle went straight into Reba's face.

You poked me in the face.

Xu Yan stopped moving and quickly stepped back.

"A little higher."

Song Yuqi continued to instruct: "Lower the spout a little more. Yes, yes, that's it, get it in there."

"Okay, you can pour it now."

Xu Yan raised her head slightly, and water flowed from the spout of the kettle.

But he couldn't see it and couldn't control the height, so the spout slipped out of the cup and splashed onto Reba's face.

Dilraba was speechless: "You got it on my face."

Song Yuqi panicked too: "Xu Yan, don't worry, you've gotten Reba all wet. Reba, don't worry either, I'll help Xu Yan hold on."