My mouth moves faster than my brain; I went viral on Running Man and the whole internet is laughing.

"Knock knock".

The box made two more noises, and the lid was suddenly lifted from the inside.

Liu Tao stepped out of the box.

"Clang clang clang".

"Look who's here!"

Liu Tao gave a lively "V" sign, a bright and cheerful smile on his face.

"Wow! Taotie is here."

Deng Chao clapped his hands in a loud, clear voice to welcome him.

"Welcome, Liu Tao."

"welcome."

Everyone joined in the applause.

Only Xu Yan clasped his hands together, bowing devoutly to Liu Tao, muttering incantations:

"Namo Amitabha Buddha, Namo Amitabha Buddha..."

"No, what is he doing?"

Liu Tao pointed at Xu Yan and chuckled softly, covering his mouth.

Everyone looked over as well.

"I'm asking Mazu for protection," Xu Yan said innocently, blinking her eyes.

"That's right, Mazu!"

Chen Chichi realized what was happening and quickly put his hands together in prayer before Liu Tao:

"Namo... Wait a minute! You've got the wrong name, haven't you?"

"Yeah?"

Xu Yan was taken aback, then immediately changed his chant: "Heavenly spirits, earthly spirits..."

"puff."

Everyone burst into laughter.

"You two are really interesting."

Liu Tao smiled and patted Xu Yan and Chen Chichi on the shoulder before stepping out of the box.

"Don't worry, we're on the same team. I'll protect all four of you today."

"Hey, these are gifts for you."

After she finished speaking, she took out a round, stretchy, plush outfit from the box.

"What is this?"

Xu Yan stepped forward, took the chubby outfit, and put it on.

The chubby outfit completely covered his body, leaving only his head and arms exposed, making him look like a red Angry Bird.

"Wow, so cute!"

Everyone's eyes lit up immediately.

Dilraba and Yang Beibi stepped forward with sparkling eyes and touched it.

At this moment, Director Lu announced through a megaphone:

"Round 1: A frenzy of grabbing chairs!"

"All team members put on plush toys, stood five meters away from the bench, and danced to the music."

"After the whistle blows, everyone rushes forward to grab a bench. After the whistle ends, the team scores one point for each member who remains on the bench."

As soon as she finished speaking, Wang Zulan looked delighted.

"Great! This outfit has a built-in airbag, so I don't have to worry about getting hit by a truck."

"Your show even has trucks?" Liu Tao asked in surprise.

"Hey, it's here."

Zheng Kai patted Xu Yan on the shoulder, and Xu Yan cooperated by showing off his muscles.

Liu Tao's eyes widened immediately: "It really is a truck!"

Soon, both teams changed into their respective plush outfits and came to the starting line.

As the background music started playing, everyone immediately began dancing wildly.

Yang Beibi and Reba skipped and jumped hand in hand, Chen Chichi and Li Chen bumped into each other while their big bellies were sticking out, Zheng Kai pounded his chest like a gorilla, and Deng Chao huddled on the ground like a lucky cat, waving and shouting, "Have mercy, have mercy!"

"Why is none of you normal?"

Liu Tao covered his mouth and laughed as he looked at the Running Man cast's spirits.

"Exactly, a bunch of lunatics."

Xu Yan muttered a complaint to Liu Tao.

As soon as Liu Tao turned around, he burst out laughing.

"What are you doing?"

Xu Yan, like a hardworking dung beetle, was pushing the dung ball, Baby Wang.

The comments section was filled with laughter.

"Hahaha, where did this dung beetle come from!"

"There isn't a single normal person on Running Man."

"It's normal for them to be abnormal; if they were truly normal, they wouldn't be normal."

"Hilarious, it's a chaotic mess."

"..."

Just then, a whistle suddenly sounded.

"Shh!"

Everyone instantly returned to normal and rushed towards the bench with small, quick steps.

Liu Tao ran the fastest and was the first to sit on the bench.

Deng Chao suddenly rushed over and shoved Liu Tao aside with a "Duang".

Liu Tao rolled smoothly to the side.

"Hey!!! Help me!"

Liu Tao immediately called for help.

"Tao-jie, I'm here!"

Xu Yan quickly changed direction, rushed to Liu Tao's side, and pushed Liu Tao back like a ball of dung.

"I don't want to be a dung ball!"

Liu Tao screamed with amusement.

At this moment, the red team and the yellow team are clashing fiercely.

Deng Chao and Zheng Kai, taking advantage of the elasticity of their chubby clothes, clung tightly to Li Chen and Chen Chichi.

The Bao Lan brothers are vying for a spot on the bench.

Dilraba and Yang Beibi are helping Wang Zulan push Wang Baobao.

"Baby Bro, move aside!"

Xu Yan shouted and charged towards Wang Zulan.

"Eek!"

Seeing this, Reba and Yang Beibi shrank their necks and ran away quickly, while Wang Baobao also quickly dodged.

Wang Zulan, however, appeared completely unfazed.

"Come on! I'm not afraid of you!"

"I have an airbag!"

next second.

Xu Yan crashed into Wang Zulan like a red cannonball.

Wang Zulan's eyes widened immediately.

But it was too late for regrets.

"Duang!"

Wang Zulan was sent flying and rolled all the way to the starting line.

She swayed in place like a deflated balloon: "I think I look too cute..."

Wang Baobao immediately squatted down with a laugh:

"Zu Lan! Don't you have an airbag?"

"Airbags... seem unable to stop dump trucks..." Wang Zulan looked utterly bewildered.

Soon, the countdown began.

"Ten, nine, eight..."

Everyone perked up immediately and launched another attack on the bench.

Deng Chao seized the opportunity and plopped down on the bench.

Xu Yan stepped forward and bumped into Deng Chao.

"Watch me!"

"Xu Yan! Prepare to die!"

Suddenly, Dilraba let out a sweet cry and rushed towards Xu Yan with cute little steps.

Go play somewhere else.

Seeing this, Xu Yan lightly wiggled his buttocks.

"Duang!"

Reba was pushed away by his buttocks and rolled away in a round shape.

"Brother Chao, take care."

Dilraba waved her hand, feeling dizzy.

"Are you coming back for dinner?"

Deng Chao laughed until he was exhausted, and was pushed away by Xu Yan's buttocks.

Finally, the whistle blew.

"Shh!"

Xu Yan, Liu Tao, and Yang Beibi squeezed together on the edge of the stool.

"The Red Team wins this round," Coach Lu announced.

"yeah!"

Liu Tao excitedly swung his legs, but accidentally slipped and fell to the ground.

Then, everyone returned to the starting line.

"It's over, Brother Chao, there's no way our team can withstand those three." Zheng Kai looked at Deng Chao.

"It's alright, I have a solution."

Deng Chao suddenly looked confident.

"Really?"

Zheng Kai looked at Deng Chao in disbelief.

Don't worry.

Deng Chao was quite certain.

the other side.

"Deng Chao and the others are discussing tactics. Do we have any tactics in mind?" Li Chen asked quickly.

"Why bother with tactics? Let's just ram them together," Wang Baobao said.

"Baby, you should use your brain a bit. Your brain is the key to winning." Chen Chichi pointed to his genius brain and said with a look of disdain.

"So what's your brilliant idea?" Wang Baobao asked.

"no."

Chen Chichi's expression changed in an instant.

Wang Baobao: "..."

"I have a way."

Suddenly, Xu Yan spoke.

"What method?"

The three of them turned to look at Xu Yan.

"You'll find out soon enough."

Xu Yan revealed a mysterious smile.

Then, the second round began.

"Shh!"

The whistle blew, and both teams set off simultaneously.

This time, Xu Yan and Deng Chao both took the lead.

Deng Chao's eyes gleamed with excitement, and he could barely contain his smile.

His moves were brilliant!

Why use brute force to play musical chairs?

If he can't outmaneuver Xu Yan, why doesn't he just cut off his own supply line by moving the chair away?

Hehe, Xiao Xu, let's see what you do now!

Deng Chao became increasingly smug.

Just as he was about to grab the stool leg...

"Snapped!"

Xu Yan slapped the stool firmly down.

? ? ? ?

Deng Chao's smile froze instantly, his face completely dumbfounded.

(Two more chapters to come)