My mouth moves faster than my brain; I went viral on Running Man and the whole internet is laughing.

"What are you going to do?"

Deng Chao looked at Xu Yan's hand, then at the smile on Xu Yan's face, and felt completely horrified.

Xu Yan smiled slightly, picked up the stool, and ran away.

Deng Chao's eyelids twitched.

I rely on!

They actually thought of the same thing!

"Don't run!"

Deng Chao took small, quick steps to catch up.

Two chubby guys, one in red and one in yellow, were chasing each other around the bench, their round bodies creating a hilarious scene.

Dilraba smiled so hard her eyes crinkled:

"Two running braised eggs."

Everyone burst into laughter.

Director Lu quickly picked up the megaphone:

"No chairs allowed!"

Xu Yan reluctantly put the stool back in its original place.

Deng Chao pointed at him, panting:

"Xiao Xu, you're too cunning."

Xu Yan looked completely innocent:

"Brother Chao, we're such a handsome duo, it's perfectly normal for us to want to go later."

Deng Chao: "..."

The game restarts.

When the background music starts, it's the theme song from the animated version of Journey to the West.

Xu Yan's eyes lit up immediately, and he began to change the lyrics:

"Brother Chao! Brother Chao, you're amazing!"

Upon hearing this, Chen Chichi and Li Chen immediately chimed in, "The Five Elements Mountain couldn't hold you down, and a Chao Xingzhe popped out!"

Deng Chao blushed: "Stop singing! It sounds awful!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the whistle blew.

"The pilgrims have arrived!"

Deng Chao shouted and ran towards the stool.

Li Chen rushed in front of him first, and with a swipe of his fat suit, he knocked Deng Chao backward.

"Brother Chao, Wuzhi Mountain is here!"

Xu Yan leaped forward and landed squarely on top of Deng Chao.

"NO!!!"

Deng Chao let out a mournful cry.

Before he could even struggle, Chen Chichi came running over, panting.

"Like Mount Tai pressing down!"

Upon seeing this, Xu Yan quickly rolled off Deng Chao.

next second.

"Thump!"

Chen Chichi pressed down firmly on top of him.

Deng Chao's eyes rolled back, and his voice was weak: "The Five Elements Mountain... has pressed down on me again..."

"Brother Chao, it's not Five Elements Mountain, it's Five-Flower Pork Mountain," Xu Yan laughed from the side.

Deng Chao lay peacefully on the ground, motionless.

Everyone burst into laughter.

the other side.

Wang Baobao, Zheng Kai, Wang Zulan and several others had already huddled together around the bench.

Liu Tao was squeezed out of his way and hurriedly shouted:

"Xu Yan! Li Chen! Come quick!"

"They're here!"

Just as Li Chen was about to leave, Xu Yan stopped him.

He turned around and immediately saw the wicked smile on Xu Yan's face.

Li Chen understood instantly.

That kid's got another mischievous idea!

"Brother Chao..."

Xu Yan suddenly looked at Deng Chao with a smile.

Deng Chao felt a chill run down his spine.

"What...what are you going to do?"

He instinctively tried to shrink to the side, but Chen Chichi pressed him down so he couldn't move.

"It's nothing."

Xu Yan stood up with a smile and said to Chen Chichi, "Brother Chichi, please move aside."

"Okay!"

Chen Chichi hurriedly got up, huffing and puffing.

Before Deng Chao could even catch his breath, Xu Yan had already bent down, grabbed the top and bottom of his oversized clothes with both hands, and forcefully lifted him off the ground.

The two chubby guys squeezed together, turning into two hemispheres.

"No, Xiao Xu!"

"What are you trying to do? Put me down right now."

Deng Chao thrashed about wildly, and with his round, chubby clothes, he looked just like a turtle lying on its back.

Li Chen burst out laughing immediately:

"Hahaha, Deng Chao has turned into a turtle."

Xu Yan turned to look in the direction of the bench:

"Baby Brother, Taotie Sister, get out of the way!"

After saying that, he used both arms to throw Deng Chao over like a bowling ball:

"Get out of here!"

Holy crap!!!

Deng Chao couldn't help but let out a miserable curse.

Over here on the bench.

Apart from Liu Tao and Wang Baobao, no one noticed a round bowling ball rushing towards them.

"Damn it, run!"

Liu Tao and Wang Baobao quickly ran away.

"what?"

Wang Zulan was pushing hard when he suddenly felt a lightness behind him.

He thought he had successfully ousted Wang Baobao and was about to smile when he heard Deng Chao's roar approaching from afar:

"Xiao Xu, I'm #@￥! You @#%@……"

Wang Zulan's smile froze:

"what?"

next second.

"Duang!"

Deng Chao bowled all the balls!

Zheng Kai, Wang Zulan, Yang Beibi, and Reba were all knocked flat on their backs and rolled around in all directions.

Everyone burst into laughter.

Chen Chichi laughed so hard he sat down on the ground:

"Xiao Xu, you're so naughty! Why are you using Brother Chao as a bowling ball?"

Li Chen laughed until tears streamed down his face:

Poor Deng Chao.

The screen was flooded with comments.

"Hahaha, bowling Deng Chao!"

"One hit, perfect! Xu Yan knows bowling."

"When Deng Chao was arrested by Xu Yan, he looked like a little turtle, hahaha."

"You can tell that Brother Chao was swearing a lot."

"This part will definitely be all beeps during the actual broadcast—"

"..."

Next to the bench.

Deng Chao finally managed to stop.

He weakly tucked his hands into his oversized clothes, his head drooping limply, muttering to himself:

"Director, I want to file a complaint... I want to file a complaint..."

After Zheng Kai and the others stopped, they burst into laughter when they saw Deng Chao's appearance.

Then, in the last few seconds of the countdown...

Liu Tao clutched his stomach, laughing until it hurt, and sat down on a bench.

Congratulations to the Red Team on their victory.

"Please collect your clue cards and choose your magic orbs."

After Director Lu finished speaking, the staff brought out a table.

On the table are four magic balls in four colors: green, purple, black, and pink.

Xu Yan stepped forward, took the clue card, and read it aloud in a low voice:

"The first color to appear in the children's song 'The Snail and the Oriole'."

Everyone was stunned.

"The first color?"

"The yellow of the oriole?" Xu Yan blinked.

"No, no, no, that shouldn't be it. Let's think about it."

Chen Chichi shook his head, his lips moved as he softly sang, finally settling on the answer: "It's green, tender green sprouts have just emerged."

"This one will do."

Wang Baobao nodded and stepped forward to take out a green magic ball.

"Now, please have Angela choose her favorite team member and send out a clue for elimination," Director Lu continued.

Cute little Angela walked over.

She looked at Deng Chao on the left and Xu Yan on the right.

"Deng Chao was so pitiful just now, Xu Yan was so amazing just now..."

Deng Chao and Xu Yan's eyes lit up at the same time.

Deng Chao waved his hand hurriedly:

"Choose me, choose me, choose the Morning Walker."

Xu Yan also squatted down with a smile:

"Choose me, and I'll take you to play baby bowling."

Deng Chao: "..."

Angela touched her chin with her little hand and hesitated seriously for a few seconds.

"I choose..."

She suddenly turned around and pointed at Yang Beibi and Dilraba: "I choose the prettiest sister!"

Xu Yan and Deng Chao were both stunned.

? ? ? ?

So their argument was for nothing.

Dilraba and Yang Beibi were immediately pleasantly surprised.

Wow, little Angela, you have such a good choice!

Yang Beibi smiled and walked over to her, giving her a gentle hug.

Dilraba also stepped forward and touched Angela's little face: "Angela is so great."

After saying that, she gave Xu Yan a playful look.

Xu Yan understood her meaning at a glance:

Someone doesn't seem to be as charming as me~