He just became the last Celestial Master, and the school beauty is already calling him "Dad&quo

Yang Guang remained unfazed, shrugging as if it were the most natural thing in the world: "Wasn't this just so you could cushion it a little?"

"What if I fall?"

"With you as my shield, I won't get hurt, right?"

"That's perfectly reasonable."

Chu Sheng was completely speechless.

His round, chubby face was filled with utter despair.

She rubbed her shoulder, which was sore from being stepped on, and stared at Yang Guang with a resentful look, muttering, "You're clearly a person."

"But isn't this just too much?"

Chu Sheng gritted his teeth and said, "No wonder Er Lengzi calls you 'Dad'!"

"You two are indeed related by blood!"

Yang Guang ignored him.

He had already started looking around.

After landing, Yang Guang first took out his broken phone with three cracks on the screen from his pocket, turned on the flashlight function, and scanned the surroundings.

The underground space was much larger than he had imagined.

The dome is seven or eight meters high, and all four sides are rock walls covered with black gravel.

A thin layer of black water had accumulated on the ground, and it crunched when you stepped on it.

The concentration of corpse odor in the air was even higher than above.

So dense that when the beam of a flashlight is shone out, you can actually see a layer of hazy "mist" flowing within the beam.

This is not water mist, but a visible state formed by the condensation of pure corpse energy.

Yang Guang swept his flashlight to the side, and the beam of light landed right on Er Lengzi.

The poor thing was sprawled out in a puddle of black water, making "chirping" noises.

The posture looked like someone had thrown from the sixth floor and was half-dead.

But Yang Guang took a closer look.

This guy is still alive and well.

Although his heterochromatic eyes, one gold and one blue, were half-closed, the pupils were darting around under his eyelids.

Come on.

Yang Guang knew this silly dog ​​all too well.

Given its size, falling from that hole would at most be a matter of free fall acceleration.

Given its resilience, it can withstand anything, even several meters tall.

Even if you fall from three floors higher than this, you'll only shake twice before bouncing back up.

This guy is just faking it.

This guy just doesn't want to work!

This unfortunate thing started slacking off from up there, and now that it's fallen, it's even better—it can just lie flat and rot.

Yang Guang's face darkened, and he kicked Er Lengzi in the butt.

"stand up!"

"Don't play dead with me!"

Er Lengzi was kicked and slid forward half a meter, leaving a trail in the black water.

But it kept its eyes closed, its four legs twitched twice, and it managed to squeeze out an extremely faint sound.

"Aww... Aww... I'm dying... My internal organs are shattered... My spine is broken..."

"Just let me leave with some dignity..."

Yang Guang laughed angrily; "You're a fucking dog!"

"Is a dog's spine as flexible as yours?"

"You were twisting your waist like you were pole dancing when you were digging up the dirt, and now you're telling me your spine is broken?"

Er Lengzi remained motionless, only sticking his tongue out of his mouth and letting it dangle to one side, his eyes tightly closed.

That performance was truly lifelike.

If Yang Guang hadn't known this guy's true nature, he might have been fooled by it.

At this moment, Chu Sheng had already come over from the side.

The fat man had just been used as a stepping stone by Yang Guang, and he still had a resentful look on his face.

But upon seeing Er Lengzi's appearance, his round face instantly filled with anxiety.

Chu Sheng squatted down and scooped Er Lengzi out of the black water with both hands, holding him in his arms.

"You idiot!"

"Wake up!"

Chu Sheng slapped Er Lengzi's face repeatedly with his chubby hands, and quite hard at that.

"Please don't frighten this humble monk, benefactor!"

"If anything really happens to you, Guang-ge will be heartbroken!"

Yang Guang rolled his eyes.

distressed?

What a load of rubbish!

What pains him is the money that this wretched thing makes from all those spare ribs every day!

Er Lengzi was slapped several times by Chu Sheng, but he still looked like he was about to die.

His tongue was hanging down, and his body would occasionally twitch.

This guy even rolled his eyes in agreement.

Her acting was absolutely phenomenal.

Yang Guang sneered and said with a serious expression, "Fatty, quickly give it CPR."

Chu Sheng paused.

His arms, which were holding Er Lengzi, froze in mid-air. He slowly turned his head and looked at Yang Guang with an extremely shocked expression.

"What?"

Yang Guang remained calm: "Care respiration."

"The kind where you kiss mouth-to-mouth."

"Just open your mouth and blow air into its mouth."

"It's very simple."

Chu Sheng's expression was priceless.

On that round, chubby face, first came bewilderment, then shock, and finally, fear.

He looked down at the dog's face in his arms, covered in drool and black mud, then looked up at Yang Guang's serious expression.

"Brother Guang, you're not kidding, are you?"

Yang Guang said with a straight face, "Do I look like I'm joking?"

Chu Sheng swallowed hard, his voice trembling, "But Brother Guang, this...this is a dog!"

"Although I am a lay disciple, my six senses are not entirely pure."

"But to go mouth-to-mouth with a dog... this... this is really..."

Chu Sheng's expression was twisted to the extreme.

Yang Guang said coldly, "Form is emptiness, emptiness is form."

"In your Buddhist view, all beings are equal."

What's the difference between a dog and a person?

"Didn't your master, Master Huineng, always talk about saving all sentient beings?"

"There is a being about to die, aren't you going to save it?"

Chu Sheng was speechless, his mouth opening and closing repeatedly, like a fish on the shore.

Yang Guang added fuel to the fire: "Your Buddha also said that saving a life is better than building a seven-story pagoda."

"To save a dog's life, shouldn't we at least build a level three or four structure?"

"Hurry up, stop dawdling."

"If you really let it die here, could you sleep at night?"

Chu Sheng's face turned pale, and his lips trembled twice.

He glanced down at Er Lengzi's round face, then at the dog's tongue dangling out, covered in black mud.

The scene is so beautiful.

Chu Sheng dared not think about it.

But he still gritted his teeth.

"Never mind!"

Chu Sheng looked as if he were going to his death, his expression as heroic as if he were going to the battlefield.

After pressing his palms together and chanting "Amitabha," he suddenly opened his eyes and stared at Er Lengzi's dog-like face: "Er Lengzi, this humble monk has offended you!"

"Even if I break the precept against being an animal today, I will still snatch you back from the clutches of Yama, the King of Hell!"

Done.

Chu Sheng took a deep breath, cupped Er Lengzi's head in his hands, closed his eyes, and pouted.

The round, chubby face moved towards Er Lengzi's dog mouth at an extremely slow pace.

The distance is 20 centimeters.

Fifteen centimeters.

ten centimeters.

Just a second before Chu Sheng's pouting lips were about to make physical contact with Er Lengzi's saliva- and mud-covered dog mouth.

"Awoo!"

A deafening bark from a dog!

Er Lengzi's heterochromatic eyes, one gold and one blue, suddenly widened!

The dog looked like it had been stunned with a stun gun stuck in its butt, and all four legs were exerting force at the same time!

He leaped straight out of Chu Sheng's arms!