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Chapter 210 This stuff is hard to digest!
That speed!
That explosive power!
It was like a rocket launching!
Er Lengzi darted three or four meters away, then slammed on the brakes and turned around, staring intently at Chu Sheng with an extremely terrified look.
All the dog hair on its body stood on end!
"You fucking want to kiss me?"
Er Lengzi's voice cracked: "You damned bald monk!"
"You scoundrel!"
"You pervert!"
"You dare to take liberties with me, a six-foot-tall dog like me?"
"Shameless!"
"Dirty!"
"That's so vulgar!"
Chu Sheng remained frozen in place, pouting.
He slowly opened his eyes, stared at the husky with its fur standing on end in the distance, and remained frozen for three seconds.
then.
Chu Sheng's face instantly turned a deep liver color.
He suddenly turned to look at Yang Guang, his eyes filled with anger at being deceived.
"Brother Guang!"
"You're playing me for a fool!"
Yang Guang was laughing so hard he couldn't stand up straight.
He leaned against the rock face with one hand, clutching his stomach with the other, laughing so hard he could barely breathe: "Hahahaha!"
"Look at your pouting face, you almost kissed her!"
"A Buddhist disciple is kissing a dog!"
"If your master, Master Huineng, found out, he would definitely remove you from the family genealogy!"
Chu was so angry that he was trembling all over.
He pointed at Yang Guang, his fingers trembling, and stammered, "You...you...you..."
He said "you" three times in a row, but couldn't get the rest of the sentence out.
Er Lengzi, having recovered its strength some distance away, shook its fur and muttered, "Yang Guang, you bastard who's lost eight generations of virtue!"
"You're going to ruin my reputation!"
"Let me tell you, my first kiss is worth a fortune!"
"Your use of a third party to do your dirty work was truly brilliant!"
"As expected of you!"
Yang Guang finished laughing, wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, stood up straight, and slapped Er Lengzi on the head.
"Alright, alright."
"Are you not pretending to be dead anymore?"
"Just now, your spine was broken and your internal organs were shattered?"
"Why are you jumping around like a rabbit now?"
Er Lengzi curled his lip, turned his head to the side, and said confidently, "That's a stress response!"
"Do you even know what survival instinct is?"
"If a man wants to kiss me on the lips, even if I'm brain dead, I'll get up and run!"
Yang Guang was too lazy to argue with it.
He shook his hand, and his expression instantly returned to seriousness.
"Stop talking nonsense."
"Keep up."
Yang Guang raised his flashlight, the beam sweeping forward.
Directly in front of this underground space, an extremely spacious tomb passage suddenly appeared.
The tomb passage is more than three meters wide and four or five meters high.
The rock walls on both sides have been artificially polished to an extremely smooth surface.
Even on the walls, some faint engravings can still be seen.
Yang Guang walked closer and took a closer look.
Those engravings are not decorations.
It is a magical array pattern.
Moreover, it is an array pattern that attracts and gathers evil spirits.
This thing is carved on both sides of the tomb passage, and it has only one function: to draw the earth's energy from the dragon vein and gather it at the end of the tomb passage.
Yang Guang gave a cold laugh.
The person who designed this really went all out.
The construction work on this tomb passage alone could not have been completed in just one or two days.
In addition to the three blood-red, dark wood coffins outside, there was also more than forty days of continuous torrential rain.
Interlocking.
Proceed step by step.
This was a scheme that had been meticulously planned for a long time.
The goal of this scheme is to raise a water monster powerful enough to destroy a city.
Yang Guang, carrying a jujube wood stick, strode briskly into the depths of the tomb passage.
Chu Sheng and Er Lengzi followed closely behind.
Chu Sheng held the large porcelain cup engraved with golden Sanskrit characters tightly in his hand, and carried an entrenching tool in his other hand.
Er Lengzi followed at the very back with his tail between his legs, his ears perked up warily, and his nose twitching constantly.
The further you walk through the tomb passage, the stronger the smell of corpses becomes.
At the end.
The flashlight beam could only illuminate a distance of three or four meters.
The dense black aura of death was like a solid wall, blocking the end of the beam of light.
Chu Sheng swallowed hard: "Brother Guang, this concentration... I estimate that if an ordinary person stood here and took a single breath, they would be instantly reborn."
Yang Guang didn't say anything.
Because he had already seen the huge stone door at the end of the tomb passage.
It is about four meters high and three meters wide.
The two stone doors were tightly closed, and thick, black corpse energy was seeping out of the gap between them.
The corpse energy was like high-pressure gas compressed inside, desperately squeezing out from every tiny crack.
The surface of the stone gate is covered with extremely intricate array patterns.
But the array patterns had all turned pitch black and were trembling constantly.
It felt like it was about to burst from the size of its contents at any moment.
Yang Guang stopped five meters in front of the stone gate, staring coldly at the massive stone door.
His brows furrowed deeply: "The true form of the Water Demon is inside."
"Gather and compress all the corpse energy and dragon vein energy inside, like a pressure cooker to accelerate the ripening of the water demon."
"Once this door is opened, the corpse energy that has been accumulating inside for forty-five days will explode instantly."
"snort!"
"They've really prepared quite a few backup plans!"
Chu Sheng's eyes widened: "Then what do we do?"
"Force it open?"
Yang Guang glanced at him, then looked at Er Lengzi beside him.
Er Lengzi instantly sensed Yang Guang's gaze, and his two front paws went limp, almost causing him to lie down on the ground.
"Don't look at Dog King!"
"Dog Master just fell so high, and now his whole body is sore and weak!"
"Let me open the door, or I'll be gone before I even open it!"
Yang Guang was too lazy to listen to its nonsense, so he grabbed Er Lengzi by the back of the neck and lifted it up.
"Don't try to act tough on me!"
"I'm asking you!"
"You can even show off your skills with ghosts, you can eat those Kumanthong things one by one without even blinking."
"You should be able to eat this corpse energy, right?"
Er Lengzi's four legs kicked wildly in mid-air, and his heterochromatic eyes, one gold and one blue, widened instantly.
"What do you want to eat?"
"You're letting Dog-Grandpa eat this stuff?"
Yang Guang put it on the ground and pointed to the stone door that was emitting black smoke: "We need to deflate our egos first."
"Let out some of the pent-up corpse energy inside, so you can inhale it."
"Otherwise, once this door is opened, all the corpse fumes that have accumulated inside for over forty days will come out. Even if we can withstand it, we'll be so suffocated that we'll literally ascend to heaven on the spot."
Upon hearing this, Er Lengzi turned and walked away, only to collapse sprawled out on the ground after a few steps.
"No!"
"I, Doggo, can't do this job!"
Yang Guang narrowed his eyes: "What?"
"Are you a picky eater?"
Er Lengzi shook his head like a rattle drum, looking utterly hopeless: "Dad Yang, you really don't understand."
"Yin energy is a good thing. It's easy to inhale, like drinking millet porridge. It's good for the stomach and easy to digest."
"But what exactly is this corpse aura?"
Er Lengzi covered his nose with his paw in disgust: "This thing is fishy and stinky, it tastes like chewing on a stinky sock that's been soaking for eight hundred years!"
"Eating it made me feel nauseous and vomited!"
"The worst part is that it's hard to digest!"
Er Lengzi's voice trembled with tears: "Do you know what the consequences are of eating too much of this stuff?"
"From now on, even my farts will smell like corpses!"
"When that rich woman's villa has those genuine leather sofas, who would dare let Dog Master lie down on them?"
"Isn't this cutting off Dogmaster's escape route?!"
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