He just became the last Celestial Master, and the school beauty is already calling him "Dad&quo

Just now outside the tomb, wasn't this guy so scared that he wet his pants and yelled, "I'll tell you everything!"?

Why is it that now that old freak monk Taigu has run away, this deadbeat is suddenly acting all deep and mysterious?

Are you determined to fight to the bitter end?

What's with this "fearless death" game?

Chu Sheng, standing next to him, was carrying a large Bluetooth speaker, his 250-pound frame jiggling.

He leaned closer, clasped his hands together, and lowered his voice: "Amitabha, Brother Guang, did you cut Old Deng's net with that sword strike just now?"

"How about I restart it for him?"

Yang Guang ignored Chu Sheng and instead squinted to carefully examine the underworld messengers beneath his feet.

He realized something was wrong.

Something's very wrong!

The way that underworld official looked at him just now was exactly the look of a villain who had been driven to the brink of despair.

But now this guy's eyes have completely changed!

Those once sinister eyes now held an extremely clear stupidity!

Not only foolish.

It's even a little bit adorable.

His eyes darted around in their sockets before finally fixing on Yang Guang's face.

That look in his eyes was exactly the same as Er Lengzi's usual gaze!

Extremely wise!

Yang Guang was dumbfounded.

He subconsciously looked down at the idiot standing next to him with his tongue sticking out, and then looked at the underworld messengers at his feet.

Holy crap?

How come their eyes are looking at the same thing?

"What the hell are you looking at!"

"Say it then!"

Yang Guang felt a chill run down his spine from that strange gaze, and a surge of anger rose within him.

I initially thought that Old Deng was going to reveal the whereabouts of his clients.

So you're just pretending to be stupid here?

This is an insult to the intelligence of the last Celestial Master!

Yang Guang countered with a powerful backhand strike!

"Snapped!"

The extremely crisp and loud sound of a slap echoed through the mountainside.

Yang Guang retorted irritably, "You think you're so capable, huh!"

"Weren't you just talking a lot?"

"Now that Taigu has run away, you're starting to gloat here, huh?"

"Are you pretending to be mute and not saying a word?"

"Believe it or not, I'll shove you into this dog's mouth right now!"

Yang Guang didn't hold back with that slap.

The slap distorted the pale face of the underworld official, causing his soul to sway twice.

Under normal circumstances.

After being slapped like that, the underworld official should either continue to curse defiantly or cry and beg for mercy.

but.

What happened next made Yang Guang wonder if he had gone blind.

The ghost messenger slowly raised his semi-transparent hand and covered the half of his face that Yang Guang had just slapped, looking extremely aggrieved.

then.

His lips twitched.

Her eyes were big and watery, staring straight at Yang Guang!

There was a hint of grievance and a hint of resentment in his eyes.

Four-tenths are at a loss.

She looks exactly like a three-year-old girl who had her lollipop stolen in kindergarten and got a good beating from the teacher!

What the hell!

Yang Guang's hand trembled, and he almost dropped the century-old lightning-struck wooden sword in his hand.

I felt goosebumps suddenly erupt all over my body.

The numbness started from the soles of my feet and went all the way to the top of my head!

This is absolutely disgusting!

You've lived for at least several hundred years, and you're full of evil intentions. For the sake of profit, you're capable of creating a water demon that could drown hundreds of people!

You're standing here with a deadpan face, trying to act cute for me?

"Fuck your mother!"

Startled, Yang Guang quickly moved his foot off the underworld official's chest and jumped back a large step.

It felt like stepping in some extremely foul-smelling dog poop.

Chu Sheng was also stunned by what he saw.

His fat face was filled with shock, and his mouth was agape, big enough to fit a fist.

"Amitabha……"

"Brother Guang, is this old bastard trying to be cute with you?"

"I've lived for over twenty years, and although I often watch suggestive female streamers, this is the first time I've ever seen a male ghost act cute!"

"That's too much!"

"If this were broadcast live, the entire stream would be banned on the spot!"

Yang Guang's face turned green: "Shut up, you bastard!"

"This bastard must have realized he couldn't take it anymore, so he's resorting to these disgusting tactics!"

"Trying to mentally attack me, huh?"

"OK!"

"I'm not falling for that!"

Yang Guang forced himself to suppress the churning in his stomach and turned to look at Er Lengzi, who was staring at the scene with his heterochromatic eyes.

"You idiot!"

"This old man won't listen to reason, so he'll have to suffer the consequences!"

"Increase the intensity!"

"Woof!"

When Er Lengzi heard that he had a job, he immediately perked up.

Those eyes, one gold and one blue, gleamed with intense excitement.

It had long disliked this old bastard, and after taking a couple of bites, it still wasn't satisfied. It was just looking for an excuse to keep eating!

Er Lengzi strode arrogantly towards the underworld officials, strutting with an air of superiority.

Looking down at the underworld officials sitting on the ground from their high vantage point.

Open the dog's mouth.

The thick Northeastern accent instantly filled the room: "Hey, damn it, you old third wheel!"

"You still dare to play these tricks on Master Yang's father?"

"Trying to act innocent, huh?"

"You're disgusting, aren't you?"

"Today, I'll show you what a real Northeastern brawl feels like!"

Before he could finish speaking...

Er Lengzi kicked his hind leg hard.

Its upper body stood up, and its two front paws swung around in mid-air.

Extremely decisive and efficient!

"Snapped!"

A crisp sound, even louder than the one Yang Guang had just made!

The simpleton's paw landed squarely on the other side of the underworld official's face!

That claw strike was truly powerful.

Not only was it a slap in the face.

Moreover, the pure yang energy on the dog's paws also scraped off a small layer of the yin energy on the face of the underworld official.

"ah!!!"

The underworld official let out a scream.

Yang Guang gave a cold laugh.

To deal with these deadbeats, we need to use both physical means and psychological sanctions.

Just when he thought the underworld official would finally confess honestly this time.

The reaction of the underworld messenger completely broke the defenses of the man, the dog, and the monk present!

The underworld messenger was knocked to the ground by Er Lengzi's claw.

He didn't scream in pain or fly into a rage; instead, he covered his cheeks with both hands at the same time.

His mouth suddenly opened wide!

"Wow!!!!"

A deafening cry erupted from the mountainside!

That sound.

It didn't sound like the behavior of a grown male ghost at all; it was more like a complete brat throwing a tantrum!

The underworld officials simply refused to come up.

He lay directly on the ground, which was covered in black water and mud.

His two legs were kicking wildly in mid-air!

Splashes of water!

Both hands continued to slap the ground.

He rolled around on the ground while yelling at the top of his lungs.

"Waaaaaaah!"

"Mother……"

"Waaaaah... I want my mommy!"

This is not finished.

As the old man cried, two black, ghostly tears actually squeezed out of his eyes!

She cried so hard it was heartbreaking, tears streaming down her face!

That pitiful appearance.

Anyone who didn't know better would think that Yang Guang and the other two had just subjected him to some kind of inhumane torture.

Now.

Yang Guang was completely dumbfounded.

He stood there dumbfounded, the lightning-struck wooden sword in his hand almost falling to the ground.

Chu Sheng, standing next to him, was even more exaggerated.

The Bluetooth speaker in my hand fell to the ground with a thud.

Two hundred and fifty pounds of fat trembled violently like jelly.

"Hikaru...Hikaru-nii..."

"What the hell is going on?"

"Are the underworld officials so mentally unstable?"

"I only tapped him a few times with my ritual implement, you slapped him, and the dog pawed at him. How did that cause him to break down like that?"