He just became the last Celestial Master, and the school beauty is already calling him "Dad&quo

Even the usually arrogant and domineering Er Lengzi was taken aback by this scene.

It quickly retracted its paw, which had just slapped the underworld official, behind its back.

Those heterochromatic eyes were filled with great confusion.

It took two steps back.

She looked at Yang Guang with an innocent expression.

"Father Yang!"

"This has nothing to do with me!"

"I swear I only touched him lightly!"

"That old bastard is trying to scam me!"

"He's faking an accident!"

"He's definitely after my good looks and wants to scam me!"

Yang Guang's lips twitched violently.

Watching the underworld official roll around in the mud, crying his eyes out, tears and snot streaming down his face.

Yang Guang's mind was buzzing.

No.

This script is wrong!

This is a messenger from the underworld!

A staff member of the underworld, in charge of collecting souls and taking lives, a powerful and imposing figure!

Just now in the tomb, they dared to backstab and brazenly unleash wind blades.

How come after being slapped twice, he suddenly regressed to the age of three and a half?

Was his brain damaged by a lightning strike?

That shouldn't be the case.

Thunder magic is specifically designed to counter evil spirits; if struck, it will either annihilate the soul or greatly reduce one's cultivation level.

I've never heard of heavenly lightning having a forced brain-depressing effect!

"Stop fucking crying!"

Annoyed by his crying, Yang Guang slapped his thigh and roared at the underworld official, "If you cry again, I'll send you flying with a Five Thunder Talisman!"

This trick is usually very effective at scaring away ordinary wandering ghosts.

Available today.

This tactic completely failed when faced with the Yin official who was lying on the ground throwing a tantrum!

The key point is that he cried even harder.

Yang Guang instantly felt his temples throbbing, as if his brain blood vessels were about to explode.

"What the hell did they do to deserve this?!"

Yang Guang grabbed a handful of hair in frustration, feeling that he had never encountered anything so outrageous in his life.

Er Lengzi jumped back two steps in disgust, afraid that the old man's snot would get on his noble fur.

It shook off the mud and water, rolled its eyes at the underworld official, and said, "Father Yang, this old bastard must have been driven insane by that lightning strike!"

"Or it could be a premature onset of a cerebral thrombosis, causing brain nerve atrophy."

"Hurry up and perform a ritual to help them pass on to the afterlife! I, Doggy, don't consume the yin energy of mentally ill people; it's contagious!"

Yang Guang crossed his arms and coldly stared at the underworld official sitting on the ground, wailing loudly.

The cries echoed back and forth in the empty mountainside.

The 3D surround sound was even more ear-piercing than the howl of the water demon.

Yang Guang frowned deeply.

He extended two fingers and quickly drew a golden, glittering eye-brightening talisman in the air, then brought his two fingers together and swept them towards his eyes.

"The Divine Eye of Heaven can see through the netherworld!"

"open!"

A flash of pure golden light appeared in Yang Guang's eyes.

He lowered his head again, staring intently at the underworld messengers on the ground.

Upon closer inspection...

Yang Guang's pupils contracted instantly, and he immediately gasped.

Good guy!

Under the watchful eye of the heavens, the three souls and seven spirits of the underworld messengers, which should have been solidified, were now incomplete!

Humans have three souls and seven spirits.

Ghosts are the same!

But the Yin messenger who was rolling on the ground had only two souls and six spirits left in the light orb of his soul body!

There was also a soul and a spirit that mysteriously vanished into thin air!

Moreover, the missing soul happened to be the most important of the three souls, the Heavenly Soul!

"Fuck your mother!"

Yang Guang broke down completely and couldn't help but swear.

Chu Sheng, who was covering his ears, heard Yang Guang cursing and quickly came over: "Amitabha, Brother Guang, what's wrong?"

"Could it be that old Deng is hiding some big trick up his sleeve?"

Yang Guang retracted his Heavenly Eye, rubbing his teeth in frustration: "What kind of amazing move are you holding back?!"

"His soul is gone!"

"What the heck?"

Chu Sheng's chubby face froze instantly. "Heavenly Soul?"

"nonsense!"

Yang Guang pointed irritably at the underworld messengers on the ground: "Humans have three souls, one from Heaven and one from Earth!"

"The Heavenly Soul governs the mind, the Earthly Soul governs memories, and the Life Soul governs life and death!"

"That bastard's heavenly soul and one part of his spirit have been completely drained!"

"No wonder his eyes were so clear and wise when he looked at me just now!"

"So this idiot is just a pure nerd now!"

Yang Guang cursed, "What bad luck!"

He finally realized what was happening.

I took every precaution I could.

Although they managed to ward off Taigu's black serpent that killed ghosts and silenced witnesses, preventing it from swallowing the underworld messengers whole.

But we couldn't stop them; these bastards actually had an extremely insidious backup plan!

That black snake wasn't there to silence the underworld officials at all; it was just a decoy!

The real killer move is to delete the files on the hard drive!

Damn it!

This caused the once-powerful underworld staff to be instantly formatted and degenerated into a mentally challenged three-and-a-half-year-old child!

"What the hell is the point of asking that?!"

Yang Guang stomped his feet in anger, shouting, "My eighty merits!"

"My savings for getting married!"

"Now all the leads have gone cold!"

Chu Sheng glanced at the underworld officials who were having a great time playing in the mud, and his lips twitched wildly.

"Brother Guang, what do we do with this thing now?"

"This old man is crying and making a scene here, and even my Bluetooth speaker can barely drown out his high-pitched voice."

Just then.

The underworld messenger seemed to have cried himself to exhaustion.

He suddenly sat up from the mud and wiped his nose with his sleeve, which was covered in black silt.

then.

He stretched out his two pale hands and grabbed Yang Guang's thighs with extreme precision!

He lifted that mud-covered, dead face and blinked his watery eyes.

He shouted in a very high-pitched voice, "Hungry..."

"I'm hungry..."

"I want milk~ milk~"

"vomit!"

Yang Guang felt a jolt of electricity rush to the top of his head, and he almost spat out the instant noodles he had eaten the night before.

This guy is a male ghost who has lived for hundreds of years!

A deadpan face, with lifeless eyes, and yet it wants to drink milk?

"Get out! Get out! Get out!"

Yang Guang was so frightened that he pulled his leg out abruptly and took three big steps back.

He turned his head and saw Er Lengzi wagging his tail gleefully.

Yang Guang's eyes lit up.

Without saying a word, he walked over and kicked Er Lengzi in the butt with utmost decisiveness.

"Woof!"

Er Lengzi stumbled from the kick: "Dad Yang, why did you kick me?!"

"I didn't do anything wrong!"

Yang Guang pointed irritably at the underworld officials on the ground: "Don't just stand there like an idiot!"

"That old bastard has become a complete idiot now. You have more experience, so hurry up and appease him!"

The moment I heard those words.

The simpleton was completely dumbfounded.

Those heterochromatic eyes, one gold and one blue, stared wide-eyed at Yang Guang with disbelief.

"What the heck is that?"

"How do I have experience?"

"Dad Yang, this is an extremely serious insult to your character!"

Er Lengzi jumped up and down, protesting with extreme indignation: "I, your humble dog, am a noble Chinese rural dog!"

"Absolutely authentic!"

"Even though I occasionally tear things apart or chew on the sofa, what's wrong with that?"