He just became the last Celestial Master, and the school beauty is already calling him "Dad&quo

Chu Sheng's beady eyes nearly popped out of their sockets, and his 250-pound frame trembled violently with excitement.

"Brother Guang!"

"We've saved the world; God's rewarded us!"

The voice just fell.

One of the golden lights "whooshed" down on Chu Sheng.

The fat monk was instantly enveloped in an extremely sacred golden light, and even the large porcelain cup in his hand, which was smeared with brain matter, began to glow with Buddhist light.

"Holy crap!"

"This feels... amazing!"

Chu Sheng, who had lost all semblance of the dignity of a Buddhist disciple, sat cross-legged in the muddy water in a completely unseemly manner.

With his eyes closed and mouth wide open, the expression on his face was one of utter enjoyment.

"This humble monk feels as if the top of his head has been completely pierced!"

"This power of merit is a hundred times more comfortable than getting a full VIP spa treatment at a foot massage parlor!"

the other side.

The second, slightly thinner beam of golden light struck Er Lengzi squarely on the forehead.

"Woof!"

The stupid dog was hit by the golden light and shuddered.

Followed by.

Its heterochromatic eyes, one gold and one blue, instantly burst forth with an extremely dazzling light.

The dog's fur, which was originally filthy from rolling in the mud, became extremely soft and shiny under the washing of the golden light of merit, even smoother than if it had used Pantene!

"Oh my god!"

"What is this thing?"

"It's still warm!"

Er Lengzi lay flat on his back on the ground, sticking out his tongue and drooling all over the place.

"Comfortable!"

"This feels so damn good!"

"I feel incredibly powerful! I could chew through ten stainless steel sofas in one go!"

"Could this be the legendary ascension to heaven in broad daylight?"

"I'm going to become an immortal, Dog Lord!"

The man and the dog, one sitting cross-legged on the ground grinning foolishly, the other lying on the ground twitching, both with expressions of blissful ecstasy on their faces.

At this moment.

The last, thickest, brightest, and largest golden beam of light in the sky, carrying extremely terrifying power of merit, was crashing down on Yang Guang's crown!

This is an incredible act of merit that prevented the birth of the water demon, saved hundreds and thousands of lives, and even saved the entire Fengdu Ghost City!

Yang Guang looked at the golden light, which was thicker than a bucket, and was so excited that tears almost fell from his eyes.

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"We're rich! We're rich!"

"With such a huge amount of merit, I'm practically taking off right here today!"

Yang Guang spread his arms wide in an extremely flamboyant manner, tilted his head back, closed his eyes, and made an extremely cringeworthy pose of embracing the sun.

"bring it on!"

"Let this damned power of merit thoroughly cleanse me!"

"Whoosh!"

The golden light of merit fell on Yang Guang without any doubt.

but.

A second passed.

Three seconds passed.

Five seconds passed.

The overwhelming feeling of comfort and a surge in cultivation that Yang Guang had envisioned, as if he had taken a super tonic, did not materialize at all.

There wasn't even the slightest reaction!

Yang Guang was stunned.

He maintained his posture of embracing the sun, opening one eye with extreme stiffness.

Look around.

Holy crap?

Where is the light?

Where is my great golden light of merit?

The golden light that was just blindingly bright overhead vanished into thin air without even a sound after it landed on me.

Did I buy a counterfeit or substandard product?

Just as Yang Guang was completely bewildered.

Only then did he realize that the black light within his body had not completely dissipated.

Yang Guang was struck dumb, frozen in place like a weathered statue.

He opened his mouth wide, feeling the empty pool of merit within his body, and his lips twitched wildly.

next second.

A heart-wrenching, impotent rage erupted from the hilltop!

"Holy shit!"

Yang Guang completely lost his temper, jumping up and down, pointing at the sky and yelling, "Forced deduction!!"

"This is just pure forced deduction!"

"I worked myself to the bone, risking my life fighting that water demon down there, and battling that demonic monk Taigu. I almost lost my life!"

"I finally got my year-end bonus, and I didn't even get a chance to touch it before it was snatched away by me in mid-air?"

"They didn't even leave me a handling fee!"

Yang Guang was so angry that his eyes turned red. He gripped his hair tightly with both hands, squatted on the ground, and was on the verge of tears.

"Others who cultivate Taoism are defying fate and changing their destiny!"

"I'm cultivating Taoism to pay off my dad's credit card debt!"

"I can't live like this anymore!"

"What the hell did my damn father do down there? How can he ever pay for this? How can he never pay for this?!"

"What sins did I commit to deserve having such a father!"

At this moment, Yang Guang felt a deep sense of desolation.

He looked at the man and dog beside him, who were humming happily, and his eyes were so red they were practically bleeding.

On what grounds?

Why is it that these two slackers playing support get to enjoy the thrill of being rewarded, while I, the main DPS who works my butt off, am just a heartless laborer?

Even capitalists would weep through the night after seeing their own plight!

Just when Yang Guang was having an existential crisis.

Chu Sheng finally emerged from that intense pleasure.

The fat monk opened his eyes, and his extremely smooth, fleshy body jiggled twice.

"Amitabha!"

"Brother Guang, I feel incredibly strong right now!"

Chu Sheng stood up with an extremely smug expression, and even picked up the large porcelain cup and tapped it hard twice on his extremely shiny bald head.

A very crisp metallic clang rang out.

Chu Sheng was utterly shocked: "Holy crap!"

"This humble monk's Iron Head Kung Fu has actually reached its peak!"

The simpleton on the ground also sprang up with an extremely smooth, fish-like motion, and arrogantly swung his claw at a rock that was half a person's height.

Ok.

The stone was perfectly fine.

The fool's heterochromatic eyes, one gold and one blue, were filled with extremely arrogant self-confidence.

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"Father Yang!"

"Dog King, I feel like I can take you on one-on-one now!"

It trotted up to Yang Guang and looked at him with great suspicion.

"what?"

"Father Yang, why aren't you reacting at all?"

"That golden light that hit you just now was the thickest one ever!"

"Have you been doing too many bad things lately? Is this divine punishment that's been sent down upon you?"

Yang Guang was already furious, and when he heard that this stupid dog dared to rub salt into his wounds, he immediately retaliated with a loud, resounding slap!

"Snapped!"

"Oh my god!"

Er Lengzi was spun around three times after being slapped, covering his dog face in utter grievance: "Why did you hit the dog?"

Yang Guang gritted his teeth and pointed at the man and dog: "From now on, if anyone dares to mention the word 'merit' to me again, I'll immediately put righteousness before family and send you straight to meet Buddha!"

Upon seeing Yang Guang's murderous glare, Chu Sheng immediately and wisely clasped his hands together and shut his mouth.