He just became the last Celestial Master, and the school beauty is already calling him "Dad&quo

Er Lengzi quickly tucked his tail between his legs and hid behind Chu Sheng.

This old man, Yang, is a powder keg right now!

It explodes at the slightest touch.

Yang Guang took two deep breaths, extremely agitated, and forcibly suppressed the grievances in his heart.

Although the merit points were forcibly deducted.

but!

The money can't be less!

That's a solid 300,000!

If I can't get this, I'll just find a block of tofu and smash my head against it in this Shuitangba Village!

but!

Before that, we have to teach that idiot a lesson!

Yang Guang's gaze immediately fell on Er Lengzi, his eyes filled with a sinister light.

Er Lengzi was originally showing off his smooth dog fur, which had been baptized by the golden light of merit, with great smugness.

Then I turned around.

He met Yang Guang's gaze, which looked like he wanted to devour him.

Er Lengzi was terrified.

Its fur stood on end, and its tail was expertly tucked into its crotch.

It backed away, glancing nervously at Yang Guang.

He chuckled awkwardly, his thick Northeastern accent trembling in his voice.

"Father Yang..."

"Don't scare me."

"Why are you looking at me like I'm a prime dog meat hotpot?"

Yang Guang slowly cracked the knuckles of his hands.

It makes an extremely crisp "click-click" sound.

He approached the simpleton step by step, a chillingly sneer curling at the corner of his mouth: "Didn't you just say you felt incredibly strong?"

"Didn't you say you could chew through ten stainless steel sofas now?"

"Didn't you say you wanted to fight me one-on-one?"

"Come!"

"I'm in a great mood today, so I'll grant your little wish!"

Er Lengzi heard this.

Those heterochromatic eyes, one gold and one blue, widened instantly.

I was so scared that I peed on the spot.

Holy crap!

"Don't do that, Mr. Yang!"

"I was just blinded by good karma, I was just bragging!"

"You'll always be the pinnacle of power in my heart!"

"A one-on-one fight is out of the question. How about I show you a standing backflip instead?"

"Flip your ass!"

Yang Guang didn't give it a chance to talk nonsense.

With a powerful push off the ground with his right foot, he pounced forward like an arrow, incredibly brutally!

He grabbed Er Lengzi's dog by the ear and shoved it into the mud.

He swung his fist and unleashed an extremely brutal beating!

"Let you show off!"

"Let you accumulate merit, you bastard!"

"I'm working my ass off to deal damage, and you're just following behind, scraping in for assists, and you dare to shit on my head?"

"Oh my god!"

"Dad Yang, I was wrong!"

"Help!"

"This is animal cruelty!"

"Don't hit a dog in the face, damn it!"

Er Lengzi was beaten so badly that he screamed wildly on the muddy ground, his voice extremely mournful.

It was even more gruesome than when the water demon was struck down.

Seeing this, Chu Sheng, who was standing nearby, was also terrified.

His 250-pound fat trembled violently, and he immediately and skillfully covered his mouth with his hand, not daring to utter a sound.

He tiptoed behind a large rock, revealing only his beady eyes as he observed from the shadows.

Amitabha.

Better to die for your fellow Daoist than for me.

Guang Ge is clearly not in a good state right now. I don't know why, but anyone who tries to break up the fight at this moment will definitely become a punching bag.

You dog, you deserve it.

You dare to talk back and attack him?

This isn't a one-on-one fight.

This is called home delivery!

Yang Guang got a good beating.

It lasted for more than ten minutes!

It wasn't until I had vented most of the nameless anger in my heart.

He then let out a long breath and stood up with exceptional ease.

He patted the dog hair and mud off his hands.

And on the ground at this moment.

Er Lengzi had been beaten black and blue, and his mouth was crooked.

The fur, which had just been bathed in the golden light of merit and made extremely smooth, has now become a messy tangled mess again.

It got up with a very aggrieved look on its face and limped over to sit under a rock on the side.

She stared at Yang Guang with a resentful look and began to sob.

That's how it is.

It could be as terrible as it gets.

It's practically a useless dog that has lost all its dreams of living.

Only then did Chu Sheng dare to step out from behind the rock.

She leaned closer, feeling extremely sorry for him.

He reached out his chubby hand and patted Er Lengzi's head, whispering comfortingly, "Amitabha."

"Please bear with it, you dog."

"At least you haven't been turned into braised dog meat by Brother Guang yet, which is already a great blessing."

Just then.

Suddenly, a series of extremely noisy footsteps and voices came from the other side of the hill.

"Master Yang?"

"brother?"

Upon hearing that familiar voice, Yang Guang turned his head to look.

All that could be seen was the old man Jia Youcai, panting heavily as he climbed up the hill.

Even on this muddy mountain road, the old man stubbornly maintained his extremely flamboyant pose.

Behind Jia Youcai followed an extremely greasy, pot-bellied middle-aged man, none other than Boss Chen.

To Yang Guang's surprise, Lin Yue also climbed up.

"Brother!"

The moment Jia Youcai saw Yang Guang, his eyes lit up, and he excitedly scrambled over, exclaiming, "Oh my god, I've finally found you!"

"I saw the sky clear up so suddenly when I was down the mountain, I knew you must have taken care of it!"

Jia Youcai grabbed Yang Guang's arm, his old face beaming like a chrysanthemum.

"Dude, you're absolutely awesome!"

"I've been in this business for so many years, and I've never seen such a clean and efficient technique from you!"

"You've saved this flood disaster; you're a living god!"

Lin Yue followed behind, her feet covered in mud.

Her police uniform was filthy, but her eyes were bright and filled with barely concealed excitement.

Lin Yue walked up to Yang Guang, looked at him with extreme seriousness, and said excitedly, "Yang Guang, I didn't expect there really were evil spirits causing trouble here!"

"You've done something really big this time!"

"Not only did it save the entire Shuitangba Village, but it also benefited several surrounding towns."

"This is an incredible act of merit that saved hundreds, even thousands of lives!"

"If you join our police force, you'll definitely get a first-class merit medal!"

These words were spoken.

The atmosphere in the room froze instantly.

Chu Sheng, standing next to him, trembled and, feeling extremely guilty, shrank his 250-pound fat behind the rock.

The idiot on the ground immediately covered his ears with both paws.

They didn't dare utter a single word.

Defying the heavens in merit?

Lin Yue's words struck Yang Guang's heart, which had just shattered into a QR code, with unerring precision.

It was like they were drilling into his wound like crazy.

Yang Guang froze on the spot, his expression a truly fascinating sight.