He just became the last Celestial Master, and the school beauty is already calling him "Dad&quo

Yang Guang completely ignored the resentful look in Donut's eyes.

He sized up the Kumanthong standing at the end of the corridor, its body dripping with black liquid and covered in runes.

That thing seemed to be stunned by Yang Guang's words, its empty eye sockets staring straight at this direction, and it even stopped in its tracks.

Yang Guang curled his lip, looking disgusted.

"Tch, he looks big, but he's actually just a skinny, malnourished guy."

"If you put this in a pot to stew, you probably wouldn't even get two ounces of oil."

talking.

Yang Guang raised his leg and kicked the drooling, clueless guy in the butt.

"What are you looking at?"

"What a spineless good-for-nothing!"

"Those dry little karaomis weren't full, were they?"

"superior!"

"Your long-awaited dessert is here."

Er Lengzi wasn't angry when he was kicked; instead, he excitedly wagged his tail.

"Woof!"

Er Lengzi's heterochromatic golden-blue eyes instantly burst forth with extremely excited light.

Its bright red cheongsam vest fluttered in the cold wind.

With a powerful push off the ground with its hind legs, it was ready to charge forward.

"Wait a minute!"

Yang Guang suddenly shouted and grabbed Er Lengzi by the neck.

Er Lengzi plowed several marks on the ground with his four paws, then turned around and looked at Yang Guang with a bewildered expression.

Yang Guang ignored it, instead flashily tousled his hair and took two steps to the donut's side.

He put his big face right in front of the live stream camera.

He grinned, revealing two rows of white teeth; he looked incredibly radiant.

"Come on, come on!"

"Brothers in the live stream, what we just ate was nothing more than an appetizer!"

"This dark-faced Nezha is the real highlight of today's show!"

"I like watching ghost stories, I like watching the bizarre, I like watching dogs eat at buffets!"

"Move all the gifts upstairs!"

"As long as you send the right small gifts, I'll show you what's what today!"

"Let me show you what it means to have three mouths and one ghost!"

Donut was completely dumbfounded.

She glanced at the eerie and terrifying Kumanthong in front of her, then at Yang Guang beside her, who was frantically asking for gifts.

"Big brother!"

"I'm the victim who's been haunted by a ghost!"

"Is it appropriate for you to come over here now, trying to steal the spotlight and ask for a gift?"

But the viewers didn't care about that!

They were all people who loved to watch the drama unfold.

I thought that once this black-faced guy appeared, tonight's live stream would end with the streamer running away or screaming in terror.

Who would have thought this master was even more ferocious than a ghost?

Do you need to secure sponsorships before catching ghosts?

This job is absolutely unprecedented and will never be repeated!

The viewers were absolutely thrilled.

Various gift effects were spamming the live stream chat like crazy, as if they were free.

[Thanks to "I Love Charcoal Head" for sending ten super rockets!]

[Thanks to "This humble monk's Dharma name is Random" for the carnival!]

[Brother, you're awesome! Just for that line from Master Cheng's "three mouths and one ghost," I'm spending all my living expenses today!]

[Quick! I'm ready to record! I want to see Teddy eat the devil!]

[Are you blind? That's a husky!]

Yang Guang's eyes widened as he watched the carnivals and rockets flying all over the screen.

You've struck it rich!

How much commission must that be!

He slapped his thigh excitedly and pointed to the Kumanthong deep in the corridor.

"You idiot!"

"Let's get it!"

Chu Sheng wasn't idle either. As soon as he saw that the atmosphere was right, he immediately pressed the play button on the Bluetooth speaker.

"Brother Guang!"

"This humble monk will play a DJ set for my dog ​​brother to liven things up!"

The scrolling lights flashed wildly again, and the extremely dynamic battle song "How Lonely It Is to Be Invincible" instantly echoed throughout the abandoned sanatorium.

"How lonely it is to be invincible~"

"How empty it is to be invincible~"

Accompanied by this extremely outrageous background music, Er Lengzi let out a howl and transformed into a red and black bolt of lightning.

It pounced straight at the Kumanthong!

And that Kumanthong.

It had maintained an extremely sinister and imposing aura, dripping black water as it prepared to launch an attack.

But the moment it saw Er Lengzi pounce on it.

In its empty eye sockets, a trace of fear flashed in an extremely human-like way!

Its proud Yin energy was like a delicious piece of roast meat in front of this silly dog ​​in the red vest!

"Hiss!"

The Kumanthong let out an extremely shrill scream, and even the fake black liquid stopped dripping.

He turned around and was about to climb up the wall.

It has only one thought in its mind right now.

run!

Run!

"Woof!"

Er Lengzi leaped into the air, his body, over a meter tall, leaving a trail of afterimages in mid-air.

The Kumanthong had just climbed less than two meters up the wall.

Er Lengzi opened his blood-red maw wide.

"Awoo!"

I took a bite right away!

The little devil struggled frantically in mid-air, wielding its arms and legs, and letting out extremely shrill and ear-piercing screams.

"ah!!!"

But all of this was in vain.

Er Lengzi shut his mouth.

*Smack!*

The entire hall fell silent instantly.

There was no extremely fierce fighting.

There were no yellow talismans flying everywhere.

They didn't even get to play a turn-based game.

The imported evil spirit Kumanthong that had terrified Donut half to death and drained her of her yang energy went straight into Er Lengzi's stomach.

Er Lengzi landed on the ground, smacked his lips, and scratched his ear with his hind leg.

A look of extreme disdain flashed in its heterochromatic eyes, one gold and one blue.

This stuff doesn't taste good at all.

It's dry and smells like sewage!

It's not even enough to fill a gap between your teeth!

Yang Guang was also stunned for a moment in front of the camera.

He scratched his head and coughed twice to cover his embarrassment.

"cough."

"Um... family, there's been a slight mishap."

"I was too hasty just now."

"I said it was three bites to kill a ghost, but my silly dog ​​didn't understand and devoured it in one bite."

"The main problem is that this stuff is too easy to eat, and the portions are too small."

"Please forgive me, everyone. I'll try to make it chew more slowly next time."

The entire live stream was silent for three seconds.

The barrage of comments exploded like a nuclear blast!

Hahaha! I laughed so hard the bed almost collapsed!

[What happened to the promise of three people and one ghost? Your dog isn't giving us any face at all!]

[This guy with the dark complexion is so pathetic! He showed off for less than half a minute and then became dog food (a Chinese slang term for someone who's just showing off)?]

[Host, what kind of amazing breed is your dog? Is it a Northeastern Chinese giant husky?]

[That's it? That's it? I haven't even finished shelling the sunflower seeds, and it's already the finale?]

Donut stared blankly at the empty corridor, holding her phone, then glanced at the idiot who was licking his lips.

She rubbed her eyes hard.

"No...that's all?"

"Gone just like that?"

She had originally thought tonight would be a bloody battle with a slim chance of survival.

He even thought about how to write his will.

The result is that all of this adds up.

Aside from Chu Sheng's shouting and dancing, Yang Guang came over to scam gifts. The actual time spent catching the ghost was less than three seconds.

Jiang Siyu also looked surprised. She walked to Yang Guang's side and pointed at Er Lengzi.

"Yang Guang, is this...that's it?"

"So, is Sweetie's troubles considered resolved?"