He just became the last Celestial Master, and the school beauty is already calling him "Dad&quo

Yang Guang tossed his bangs with an extremely dashing gesture.

He shoved his hands into his sweatpants pockets.

"nonsense."

"Your main body was completely devoured by this idiot dog as a midnight snack, what waves can the remaining yin energy on you possibly stir up?"

"A couple more days of sunshine will make up for it all."

Just then, Jia Youcai, who had been hiding in the back and hadn't dared to make a sound, finally saw the situation clearly.

The old swindler's eyes darted around, and he immediately perked up.

Holding a broken wooden sword, he rushed to the front.

He twirled his sword in an extremely flamboyant manner and shouted loudly.

"What kind of monster is this?!"

"How dare you try to teach me, a master Taoist, a mere amateur!"

"If this dog hadn't beaten me to it, I, Daoist, would have shown you the power of this century-old lightning-struck wood today!"

This old guy brags without even writing a draft.

Yang Guang rolled his eyes and mercilessly exposed him: "Alright, Lao Jia, that broken wooden sword of yours is clearly just a broken table leg you picked up outside the door earlier. Where did you buy this lightning-struck wood?"

Does Pinduoduo offer free shipping on orders over 9.9 yuan?

Jia Youcai blushed and said, "Nonsense!"

"This is a family heirloom passed down to me, Daoist Master!"

Chu Sheng turned off the stereo, then came over with the large porcelain cup in his arms.

"Brother Guang, this imported stuff is too fragile. I haven't had my fill yet."

Yang Guang couldn't help but laugh as he looked at this group of clowns.

He glanced at the live stream in Donut's hand; the gift effects were still flying everywhere.

"Alright, alright."

"I've finally figured out how much extra money I made tonight."

"I've figured it out now, hanging out with these netizens is way more lucrative than taking those errand-running jobs!"

This extremely money-grubbing remark instantly drew another round of cheerful mockery from the live stream audience.

But in the eyes of a donut.

This young Taoist priest, who talks nonsense and only cares about money, suddenly appeared incredibly tall and reliable.

As she watched Yang Guang's retreating figure, a beautiful smile unconsciously curved her lips.

Although he's unreliable, this guy is really something else!

Donut was inwardly marveling, with a hint of hidden admiration even in its eyes.

Then Yang Guang shoved her aside and shoved his slightly dusty face right in front of the phone camera.

Yang Guang instantly changed his snobbish expression from when he was asking for gifts, and transformed into a serious, old-fashioned cadre-like demeanor.

He cleared his throat and began to speak in a serious tone.

"cough!"

"My family and friends in the live stream!"

"Wasn't the scene incredibly realistic?"

"Isn't it incredibly exciting?"

"but!"

Yang Guang suddenly raised his voice and declared righteously, "I, your humble servant, must give everyone a serious lesson in science!"

"Those little Karami hanging upside down on the ceiling that you just saw, and that little Nezha dripping black water all over his body."

"And the image of my husky swallowing a ghost whole."

"That's all special effects!"

"That's right!"

"It's the most advanced real-time green screen CG compositing technology!"

Yang Guang got more and more excited as he spoke, spouting nonsense: "We are all successors of the new era, we must believe in science, and never believe in any feudal superstitions!"

"What ghosts, what Kumanthong? They don't exist!"

"All of this is just for the sake of the show, to bring a little bit of fun to everyone's boring nights!"

Thank you everyone for recognizing our visual effects team!

As soon as Yang Guang said this...

The entire first-floor lobby fell into a deathly silence.

The donut standing next to me couldn't help but roll its eyes twice.

Jiang Siyu's lips twitched uncontrollably, and she sighed and rubbed her forehead in exasperation.

Jia Youcai stared wide-eyed at Yang Guang with admiration.

I'm truly impressed today. This kid's ability to lie through his teeth is even more masterful than mine!

How did they develop such a thick skin?

As for the hundreds of thousands of viewers in the live stream.

Nobody believed his nonsense!

[Special effects? What the hell are those effects?! Can your special effects even be combined into a dog eating a ghost in real time?!]

[Hey streamer, do you think we're blind? When that charcoal-faced guy appeared, the temperature seemed to drop ten degrees even through the screen. Did the special effects have built-in cooling?]

[Believe in science? That talisman you just mentioned spontaneously combusted is science? Was that white phosphorus spontaneous combustion?]

[I would have believed you if you had told me it was a dark-skinned person with dwarfism, but you're telling me it's special effects?]

[This is hilarious! This master is a genius; he defeats the most vicious ghosts and debunks the most authentic rumors.]

Seeing the screen full of sabotage comments, Donut was startled.

Although she didn't believe Yang Guang's nonsense.

But she's not stupid!

If she were to follow the advice of her viewers and admit that what happened just now was a real ghost, her account would be permanently banned by the moderators in no time!

This is her livelihood!

So Donut forced out an awkward yet polite smile and quickly moved in front of the camera to smooth things over.

"Yes, yes, yes!"

"Family members, Master Yang is right!"

"Our ghost-hunting livestream focuses on providing an immersive murder mystery game experience!"

"Those were special effects actors and compositing technology that our team hired at great expense. Thank you all for cooperating with our script. Just enjoy it for fun, please don't take it seriously!"

The viewers simply didn't buy it.

[Keep making this up! That scream you made just now, so loud it cracked, was acting? That's Oscar-worthy!]

[Exactly! Your hand was shaking as you gripped the master's robe; could that have been acting?]

Yang Guang had no time to pay attention to the teasing comments in the live chat.

Because just as he was talking nonsense in front of the camera.

"Woof!"

Er Lengzi, who had been licking his lips with utter disgust, suddenly growled at Yang Guang.

Its heterochromatic eyes, one gold and one blue, were fixed on a dark passageway on the right side of the hall, its fur standing on end.

Er Lengzi walked up to Yang Guang's legs and frantically pawed at his trouser leg with his dog paws.

Yang Guang was taken aback and looked down at Er Lengzi.

What the hell!

Yang Guang's heart skipped a beat, and then his eyes burst forth with a light even more dazzling than when he had just seen the carnival filling the screen!

That bastard Taigu is really here?

This is practically a walking ATM for collecting donations!

Moreover, that old bald monk specializes in refining these extremely expensive imported imps and selling them to wealthy merchants, accumulating who knows how much ill-gotten wealth he has amassed.

I caught him today, and I'm going to rip his pants off!

Yang Guang immediately straightened up and waved his hand.

"Fatty!"

Chu Sheng was holding a large porcelain cup, studying the remnants of the little devil that Er Lengzi had just killed, when he heard the sound and quickly turned around.

"Brother Guang, what's wrong?"

Yang Guang pointed to the mess in the hall and said decisively, "You stay here and accompany them on a one-night tour. Protect our sugar daddy."

"If you encounter any lowly Karami, just greet them directly."

Chu Sheng was taken aback: "Brother Guang, what about you?"