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Chapter 259 This is great, it saves on transportation costs!
Er Lengzi reluctantly turned over, his heterochromatic eyes, one gold and one blue, filled with resistance.
"Woof!"
"Dad Yang, doing strenuous exercise right after a meal can easily lead to appendicitis!"
"My noble purebred country dog lineage can't withstand this kind of torment."
Yang Guang rolled his eyes: "You're just a dog, what kind of appendicitis do you have?!"
"Get up now!"
"Don't force me to use force!"
Done.
Yang Guang then looked at Chu Sheng and said, "Fatty, did you hear that?"
"Don't pretend you can't hear me!"
Chu Sheng opened his eyes very slowly, just a crack.
His round, chubby face was filled with innocence and reluctance.
"Amitabha."
"Brother Guang, you're asking too much of us."
Chu Sheng sat up with great difficulty and touched his bald head: "This humble monk is, after all, a transfer student arranged by the principal."
"And it came in under your name."
"I'm carrying an extremely important learning mission on my shoulders!"
Yang Guang looked at him with a puzzled expression: "Learning mission?"
"What are you, a monk, doing here in high school?"
Chu Sheng put his hands together in a solemn gesture and said with utmost seriousness, "Learning is like sailing on a boundless sea; diligence is the only boat to cross it."
"Although I am a monk, I must keep up with the times."
"I've been a transfer student for several days now, but I haven't reported to my class yet."
"Why don't you do this job yourself?"
Chu Sheng winked slyly, "I'm going to sleep in class... oh no, I'm going to meet my new classmates?"
"May I also briefly explain to them this extremely profound physical method of Buddhist deliverance?"
Yang Guang's lips twitched violently.
Holy crap!
"Are you going there to meet your classmates, for crying out loud?"
"With your 250-pound frame, if you sat down in the classroom, those high school students would think the Buddha himself had appeared!"
"Physical rituals for the deceased?"
"If you pulled out that huge porcelain cup, it could send our homeroom teacher to the afterlife on the spot!"
Yang Guang waved his hand dismissively.
"Stop talking nonsense!"
"Schools are places with strong yang energy. What else can you do here besides stealing food from the students?"
"Come with me right now!"
Upon hearing this, Chu Sheng's face instantly darkened.
The next second, Yang Guang grabbed Chu Sheng's monk's robe and forcibly pulled him up from the chair.
"Stop dawdling!"
"After this deal is done, I promise I'll take you to a buffet that's even more lavish than the cafeteria!"
Upon hearing the words "buffet".
Chu Sheng's body, which had been extremely resistant, instantly tensed up!
An incredibly bright light burst forth from those eyes that were almost invisible due to being squeezed by fat!
"Amitabha!"
"Is Brother Guang really telling the truth?"
"This has to be taken seriously!"
"If you give it your all today, you can have as much barbecue and seafood as you want!"
Chu Sheng immediately reversed his previous dejected state.
He tucked the large porcelain cup into his waistband and strode forward with an extremely proud and imposing air.
"If I don't go to hell, who will?"
"To help those fresh seafood dishes at the buffet find peace, this humble monk will accompany you!"
The simpleton next to him also jumped up.
"Woof!"
"And there's my big bone, Dog Lord!"
"Not one can be missing!"
Yang Guang looked at the two gluttons with utter speechlessness.
That's absolutely amazing.
One can be bribed with a buffet, the other will work his life away for a big bone.
This team is something else.
Just then, Yang Guang's phone rang; it was Lin Yue calling.
As soon as the phone is connected.
Lin Yue's tone was noticeably heavier than before, and the sound of sirens could even be heard.
"Yang Guang".
"Found it!"
"The Liu Zifan you mentioned was indeed reported missing in our system, and the case was just opened!"
Upon hearing this, Yang Guang immediately snapped his fingers.
Knew it.
The combination of Plum Blossom Divination and the official database makes it incredibly efficient.
Lin Yue took a deep breath and continued, "The situation may be more complicated than you think."
"This Liu Zifan has been missing for a whole week."
"According to the statement his parents made when they reported the incident, this kid had a big fight with his parents at home a week ago, and it was quite violent."
"He said he could survive in this society on his own."
"And they can still live very well."
"He also complained that his parents were not capable enough, felt that his family was a burden to him, and looked down on his family's conditions."
"Then he made some harsh remarks, saying that he was going to go out and make a lot of money with a so-called 'good buddy,' and that very night he angrily packed his things and left home."
Yang Guang shook his head as he listened, and complained irritably, "This guy is definitely a shrew."
"Go out and make a fortune?"
"These days, even northern Myanmar won't hire idiots with such low IQs. Does he think he's some kind of genius?"
"And the result?"
"Did someone perform a physical ritual to send them to the afterlife?"
Upon hearing the words "physical deliverance," Chu Sheng, who was standing nearby, immediately put his hands together in prayer and said, "Amitabha, isn't this what we're waiting for to perform the deliverance?"
Er Lengzi snorted dismissively, "Woof."
"I don't believe in free lunches. With that kind of intelligence, you think you can get rich?"
Lin Yue ignored Yang Guang's complaints on the other end of the phone, her tone remaining serious: "Just three days ago, we stopped being able to get through to him on the phone."
"At first, his family thought he was deliberately refusing to answer the phone out of spite."
"But until this morning, his parents asked everyone they could through his friends, and no one knew where he was!"
"More importantly..."
"That 'friend' who told him he'd help him build a career seems to have vanished into thin air; he's completely unreachable!"
"His parents panicked completely and rushed over to call the police."
"Our colleagues here haven't even had a chance to use technical means to detect and locate his cell phone signal, and you've already called!"
"You said he just called you for help?"
"They even said he was trapped in an abandoned well?"
Yang Guang chuckled: "That's right."
"But he's probably completely finished now."
"The chilling aura emanating from the phone call was so intense it sent shivers down my spine; it made me catch a cold even through the screen."
"That kid is a complete idiot now; he doesn't even know how he died."
Lin Yue was silent for two seconds before immediately saying, "I've already had someone cross-reference the terrain features and fire clues you provided in the system."
I will let you know as soon as I have any news.
"However, this matter now involves a murder case, so none of you should act on your own!"
"You need to come to the police station right now!"
"I'm on my way back to the police station now. Once the forensic team confirms the exact location, we'll head to the scene together!"
Upon hearing this...
Yang Guang's eyes, which had been somewhat indifferent, suddenly lit up!
Going to the police station is a good idea!
Traveling with her saves on round-trip transportation costs.
This is like a pillow being delivered when you're sleepy—it's such a wonderful thing!
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