He just became the last Celestial Master, and the school beauty is already calling him "Dad&quo

Yang Guang shouted excitedly into the phone, "Alright!"

"Don't worry, policewoman, we are law-abiding citizens and will absolutely obey official orders!"

"You just wash up at the police station... oops, I mean! Make some tea and wait for us!"

"We'll be there soon!"

Done.

Yang Guang hung up the phone without hesitation.

He stuffed that old phone into his pocket.

Yang Guang was in an extremely good mood, and even the slight annoyance he felt earlier because the cafeteria lady had cheated him was completely gone.

"The policewoman is definitely the most reliable!"

"If we were to search for them ourselves in that desolate wilderness of the southwest, let alone whether we could even find them, the taxi fare alone would probably bankrupt me!"

"Now it's all right."

"We offer free shuttle service; it's safe, reliable, and doesn't cost any money!"

Chu Sheng, rubbing his belly, smacked his lips and asked, "Brother Guang, shall we set off now?"

"But it's at least seven or eight kilometers from the school to the police station."

"How do we get there?"

Chu Sheng took a half-step back with extreme caution: "You don't mean for me to carry you across, do you?"

"These two hundred and fifty pounds of flesh of mine have just been fully charged; they can't withstand this kind of consumption!"

Er Lengzi immediately gripped the ground with all four paws and shook his head in extreme resistance.

"Woof!"

"Don't look at me, Doggy!"

"I'm just a weak little dog, there's absolutely no way I could be your sled puller!"

Yang Guang rolled his eyes in utter contempt: "Look at you two, so pathetic!"

"Do I look like the kind of stingy person who wouldn't even pay for a taxi?"

Chu Sheng and Er Lengzi, along with their dog, nodded in unison.

picture?

You're more than just similar, you're the epitome of a penny-pincher!

Just now, he was arguing with Lao Jia over a few dozen yuan for the fare. Why is he pretending to be generous now?

Yang Guang blushed under their stares and coughed twice to cover his embarrassment.

"Ahem!"

"Well, that's it."

"Even though I don't have money for a taxi, I have connections!"

"Why not take advantage of a free driver!"

Yang Guang immediately took out his phone and skillfully dialed Jia Youcai's number.

The phone rang for ages before it was finally answered.

The receiver carried Jia Youcai's extremely smug voice, which even had a hint of background music from the car's subwoofer.

"Oh?"

"Isn't this Grand Master Yang?"

"What's wrong?"

"Haven't you eaten and drunk your fill at school, and now you're thinking of me, Daoist Master?"

"I'm currently driving my pink 'Memories' car along the riverbank!"

Yang Guang's lips curled into an extremely sly smile, and his tone became very urgent and exaggerated.

"Old Jia!"

"Something terrible has happened!"

"We've got a big job coming up!"

The background music on the other end of the phone stopped instantly.

Jia Youcai's voice immediately rose eight octaves, and he asked with extreme excitement, "What big job is it?"

"Is there any profit in it?"

"nonsense!"

Yang Guang, with a straight face, lied, "This is a major case that the police are counting on!"

"Someone went missing and was murdered, and now their ghost is haunting them!"

"The police desperately need the guidance of esoteric experts like ourselves to help solve the case!"

"If you close this deal, you'll definitely get a bonus!"

Upon hearing the word "bonus," Jia Youcai's breathing became rapid.

Holy crap!

"Even the police are helpless; they have to ask me, this Taoist master, to come out of seclusion?"

"All done!"

"Where are you? I'm coming to meet you right away!"

Yang Guang said very naturally, "Right at the school gate."

"Hurry up and drive your pink old man's car over to pick us up."

"We need to go there."

These words were spoken.

There was an instant, deathly silence on the other end of the phone.

A full ten seconds passed.

Jia Youcai's furious roar exploded from the receiver!

"Yang Guang!"

"Fuck your grandpa!"

"I knew you were up to no good, Daoist!"

"You're going to the city police station to handle a case, and you expect me, your old man, to pick you up in my old-fashioned car?"

"You think my unlicensed and unregistered old-age mobility scooter isn't conspicuous enough, huh?"

"You're telling me to drive right into the traffic police station and walk right into their trap!"

Yang Guang quickly moved his phone further away and rubbed his ears, which were numb from the vibration.

"Hey, Lao Jia!"

"Why are you panicking?"

"We're here to assist the police in a case; it's a special case!"

"Who's going to jeopardize your beat-up car?"

"We'll see."

"This is a great opportunity to show off your driving skills! Didn't you say your car was the Rolls-Royce of the old folks' car park?"

"Hurry up!"

"If you miss this opportunity, the entire prize money is mine!"

Done.

Yang Guang hung up the phone decisively.

They didn't give Jia Youcai any chance to refute them at all.

Ten minutes later.

On the street outside the school gate.

An extremely flashy old-age mobility scooter, painted entirely in Barbie pink and even with reflective strips on its four rims, slowly pulled up to the side of the road with an extremely jarring "click-click-click" sound.

The car window rolled down.

Jia Youcai's thin, old face was as black as coal. He waved to Yang Guang and the others with extreme reluctance.

"Get on the bus!"

"hurry up!"

"I was on tenterhooks the whole way, afraid a traffic cop would suddenly appear and impound me!"

Yang Guang patted the car door with great satisfaction: "Old Jia, you're doing great! This car is much faster than I expected."

To save that ten-odd yuan taxi fare, Yang Guang has truly abandoned all sense of shame.

He swiftly opened the car door and climbed into the passenger seat.

Chu Sheng looked at the cramped back seat space.

He swallowed.

Jia Youcai glared at him irritably.

Chu Sheng sighed and struggled to force the large body into the back seat.

The entire pink old man's car suddenly sank down very noticeably!

It let out a mournful cry of unbearable burden!

Chu Sheng had already made up his mind; earning money to buy a car had reached a point where it couldn't be delayed any longer.

Although Yang Guang is a greedy person who only takes in and never gives out, he still has to take what he deserves!

Er Lengzi followed closely behind and scurried inside, expertly lying down on Yang Guang's lap.

"Woof!"

"Hold on tight!"

Jia Youcai arrogantly floored the accelerator.

The old man's car emitted an extremely frantic roar.

then.

At an extremely stable speed of forty miles per hour.

They drove slowly toward the city bureau.

After half an hour.

At the entrance of the Municipal Bureau compound.

The security guard on duty was drinking tea from a thermos.

Sudden.

A very cool, deep bass sound from a square dance came from the main road.

Followed by.

A very bright pink old man's car.

With its extremely conspicuous reflective strips, it drove arrogantly to the front of the police station.

The security guard was about to stop him.

The passenger window rolled down.

Yang Guang poked his messy head out and greeted them with practiced ease.

"uncle."

"Open the door."

"Officer Lin Yue from the Criminal Investigation Team asked us to come and assist with the case!"