He just became the last Celestial Master, and the school beauty is already calling him "Dad&quo

The security guard's lips twitched violently, and he pressed the button to raise the barrier with utter speechlessness.

Jia Youcai honked the horn with extreme smugness.

The old man's car gave off a very crisp "beep beep!"

They drove the car straight in.

It has just come to a complete stop.

A police car screeched to a halt beside them.

The car door opened.

Dressed in a police uniform, Lin Yue, looking dashing and spirited, jumped out of the car.

I was just about to greet Yang Guang.

I turned my head and saw that blindingly bright pink old man's car.

Lin Yue froze completely.

His face was full of black lines.

"Yang Guang".

"You guys came in this thing?"

Yang Guang shrugged nonchalantly and said matter-of-factly, "There's nothing I can do, Officer Lin."

"I'm poor!"

"To save on taxi fare, I'm even going so far as to abandon my dignity as the last Celestial Master!"

"Look at this pink! It suits the serious atmosphere of your police station so well!"

Lin Yue rolled her eyes in exasperation.

He said with utter disdain, "Alright, stop joking!"

"Hurry up and come into my office!"

"Address locked!"

"The person is in Xialin Village, thirty kilometers southwest of the city!"

"That was a relocation village that had been abandoned for almost ten years. These past few days, they've been preparing to bulldoze it for development. Yesterday afternoon, the construction team just used bulldozers to fill in a row of old bungalows and several dry wells in the village!"

Upon hearing this...

Yang Guang's playful expression vanished instantly, and his gaze immediately became deep and thoughtful.

really.

They're so fast!

"Yang Guang, now that we've located the address, shall we head over now?"

Lin Yue glanced at Yang Guang, knew his abilities, and had no doubt about his professionalism.

If Yang Guang calculates the direction, it's almost always accurate!

Yang Guang rubbed his hands together impatiently, his eyes gleaming: "Saving lives is like putting out a fire! If I'm even a second late, all my good deeds might be for naught!"

"Let's find him first. If he's really buried in the well, it's almost been the seventh day after his death."

"Any later and all we'll probably find is a pile of stock and fertilizer!"

Lin Yue readily agreed, saying decisively, "Okay!"

"Wait for me a moment, I'll go and get a team to come with us right away."

"Since this case involves a murder, we must bring along a crime scene investigator and a forensic doctor."

"We can't be careless!"

talking.

Lin Yue turned and ran into the building.

Beside him, Jia Youcai carefully stuffed the keys to his pink electric scooter into his pocket, then leaned over with a pained expression: "Yang Guang, I've parked this pink 'Memories' here, the security guard can't give me a ticket, can he?"

Yang Guang rolled his eyes in utter disdain: "Do you think this is the entrance to a vegetable market?"

"Who has the time to put a sign on your beat-up car like that?"

"We'll talk about it later!"

"Even thieves would shake their heads at your car; it's so bad even a dog wouldn't want it. What are you afraid of?"

Er Lengzi immediately shouted from the side.

"Woof!"

The meaning is self-evident.

Even if you gave it this thing, it really wouldn't want it.

It's not fast, and it's also slutty.

Most importantly, the space is so small.

Even Doggo finds it disgusting!

Seeing this, Jia Youcai was completely relieved and laughed heartily.

As for looking down on it?

and!

They're all in their fifties or sixties; they've long since lost all sense of shame.

Moreover.

No matter how much you dislike it, you still have to sit down, right?

Less than two minutes later.

Several criminal police officers rushed out of the building, each fully armed and carrying a case of crime scene investigation equipment.

As soon as the group of veteran detectives stepped out, before they could even greet Lin Yue, they spotted Yang Guang standing on the steps.

"Holy crap!"

"Isn't this Master Yang?"

"Master Yang, you're here to offer guidance again today?"

"I heard you've solved another murder scene?"

"Wow, that's awesome, master!"

"If you just say the word, this case is basically closed!"

The criminal police officers were incredibly enthusiastic.

They all swarmed around, shaking hands and offering cigarettes to Yang Guang one by one.

After all, Yang Guang is already a god-like figure in their circle.

In the previous few extremely bizarre cases, he managed to completely destroy them all with his talismans and his outrageous physical exorcisms.

Master Yang said that wherever the person is, there's no need to even turn on the radar; just grab a shovel and dig!

Yang Guang waved his hand with obvious satisfaction, adopting a pretentious air of superiority: "Keep it down, keep it down."

"I'm just trying to maintain world peace and earn some merit to support my family."

"Hurry up, officers, this is a bit urgent today."

Lin Yue stood to the side, her face full of black lines.

Good grief, whose police station is this?

Even I, the official captain of the criminal investigation team, am practically becoming this kid's lackey!

Besides, he even had the audacity to claim he was upholding world peace.

That's utter nonsense!

"Alright, enough with the small talk!"

"Get in the car and let's go!"

"Target: Xialin Village, southwest of the city!"

At Lin Yue's command, everyone immediately began boarding the vehicle.

The municipal police department dispatched three police cars directly.

Lin Yue opened the driver's seat of the first police car, and Yang Guang naturally opened the passenger seat and climbed in.

Er Lengzi darted into the back row with a "whoosh".

He sprawled out, occupying most of the space, and yawned with extreme comfort.

Jia Youcai squeezed in with an extremely sleazy air and was just about to sit down.

"Woof!"

Er Lengzi bared his teeth in extreme dissatisfaction!

But Jia Youcai didn't care about any of that.

He'd rather be bitten by Er Lengzi than squeeze into a Chen car with Chu Sheng!

Just then.

Chu Sheng, this mountain of flesh weighing 250 jin, also swayed and walked over.

Judging from his posture, he's also preparing to squeeze into the back row.

"Amitabha, Mr. Jia, please squeeze in and make room for this humble monk, whose body is full of merit."

Looking at Chu Sheng's massive frame, as wide as a double-door refrigerator, Jia Youcai turned pale with fright and gripped the car door frame tightly, shouting, "What the hell are you trying to squeeze in for?!"

"If you squeezed in here, this police car would just launch itself from its spot!"

"Go take another car, you son of a bitch!"

Chu Sheng gestured to show the width of the car door, then looked at his own belly, and innocently uttered a Buddhist chant: "Indeed."

"This car door, like the Buddhist scriptures of this humble monk, is rather narrow."

Finally, having no other choice, the criminal investigation team insisted on providing Chu Shengyun with a police car.

then.

Yang Guang, Lin Yue, Er Lengzi, and Jia Youcai were in one car.

Chu Sheng, this fat monk, was quite special; he occupied the back seat of the second police car all by himself.

The remaining detectives all squeezed into the third car.

Three police cars, sirens blaring, drove in a grand procession straight to Xialin Village in the southwest of the city.

About half an hour later.

The convoy finally entered the territory of Xialin Village.

As soon as you enter the village, a strong smell of dust and diesel fuel hits you.

Lin Village has been abandoned for over ten years. The village's bungalows are dilapidated and overgrown with weeds taller than a person.

At that time, the entire village was under construction.

Four or five large bulldozers and excavators were working frantically with a roar.

Dust filled the air, and the roar of machinery was deafening.

Large swaths of abandoned old bungalows were demolished, leaving the ground littered with construction debris; some areas had even been filled in and compacted.

Er Lengzi, sitting in the back, choked on the dust and sneezed repeatedly: "Woof!"

"Woof woof!"