He just became the last Celestial Master, and the school beauty is already calling him "Dad&quo

Yang Guang looked over.

Zhou Laoliu raised an eyebrow at Yang Guang with a smug look.

The meaning is obvious.

That's it!

This silly boy has finally graduated from my tutelage.

Yang Guang's lips twitched, and he immediately looked at Da Zhuang with a grin, saying, "Hey, looks like your trip with Lao Liu wasn't a waste, you learned a lot of useful things?"

"I've learned something!"

"I've learned so much!"

Dazhuang nodded frantically, his head bobbing like a sewing machine with a small motor.

He trembled with excitement, looking up at Yang Guang with a face full of shock: "Master Celestial, I was such an idiot before!"

"These two days of learning from Teacher Zhou have been more valuable than ten years of studying!"

"Teacher Zhou truly deserves to be called the grandmaster of emotions in our ghost realm!"

"His theories were absolutely astounding; they completely shattered my worldview!"

Da Zhuang stood up, and the entire ghost's aura changed.

He was no longer the timid, virgin ghost; instead, he exuded a mysterious confidence.

He clenched his fists and said excitedly, "Teacher Zhou told me that picking up girls isn't about directly asking if you want a husband."

"That's sexual harassment!"

"Teacher Zhou said that to win a female ghost's heart, you must first win her emotional value!"

"What the female ghost wants isn't a mansion or a paper Porsche; what she wants is for you to understand her!"

"What I want is for you to quietly pull the weeds from her grave when they grow tall!"

"If she doesn't receive any incense during the Qingming Festival, give her half a candle!"

"What's this called?"

"This is what they call 'details overcome the divide between life and death'!"

Da Zhuang became more and more excited as he spoke, almost jumping up on the spot: "To tell you the truth, Master Celestial."

"I feel incredibly strong right now!"

"Forget about the female ghosts in our cemetery, nowadays, any woman who dares to look me in the eye, I can seduce her!"

"I'm the new generation's nightclub prince of Fengdu!"

Seeing Dazhuang's overflowing confidence, as if he couldn't wait to rush back to the graveyard and fight three hundred rounds.

Yang Guang couldn't help but burst out laughing.

What kind of ridiculous, unparalleled charlatan's teaching is this?

Only a seasoned playboy like Zhou Laoliu could come up with this theory.

What's even more outrageous is that Dazhuang, that idiot, actually believed it.

However, Yang Guangcai didn't care about any of that.

As long as I can fool them enough to meet my sales targets, that's fine.

"Alright."

Yang Guang suppressed a laugh, cleared his throat, and said, "It seems the training was quite effective."

"In that case, does that mean our agreement is complete?"

Da Zhuang heard this.

He immediately stood up straight: "Yes!"

"It must be calculated!"

"I understand the rules. I can't let the Celestial Master work for nothing, and I certainly can't get Teacher Zhou's unique skills for free!"

talking.

Without hesitation, Dazhuang stuck his finger into his mouth and found the loose, yellowed tooth on the left.

With a "snap," it was broken off.

He held it respectfully with both hands and presented it to Yang Guang: "Master Celestial, please accept this!"

Yang Guang looked down and his face instantly turned green.

That old, yellow tooth not only emanated a dark, sinister aura, but there was also a leek leaf stuck in its gap that had been dead for who knows how many years!

"No, no, no! Hold on tight and don't shake it!"

Yang Guang pulled two tissues from the table with a look of disgust, carefully pinched Da Zhuang's fingers, and wrapped the old yellow tooth with chive leaves on it.

After putting it in my pocket.

Yang Guang took out the special jade bottle and unscrewed the cap: "Alright, hurry up and fill it with tears."

Dazhuang gathered his emotions for a moment.

The thought of returning to the cemetery soon, using the life skills he had learned to wreak havoc, marry a beautiful and wealthy woman, and reach the pinnacle of ghost life filled him with joy.

Tears of emotion welled up instantly.

"Clatter, clatter!"

Dazhuang's tears fell like beads from a broken string.

Yang Guang held up the jade bottle and drank every last drop.

A full ten drops of ghost tears.

no more, no less.

Looking at the liquid shimmering with a faint light in the jade bottle, Yang Guang put the cap back on with satisfaction and casually put the jade bottle into his pocket.

This move netted another 100,000 yuan!

Cool!

Yang Guang nodded in satisfaction and reached out to pat Da Zhuang's translucent shoulder.

"Dazhuang."

"Now that you've completed your studies, go for it."

Go to the vast cemetery and pursue your true love!

With tears in his eyes, Dazhuang bowed deeply to Yang Guang and Zhou Laoliu, saying, "We will never forget the great kindness and virtue of the Heavenly Master!"

"I will always remember Teacher Zhou's guidance!"

Just as Dazhuang was about to turn around and float away.

Yang Guang's eyes darted around, his money-grubbing DNA kicking in again: "Hey, wait a minute!"

Yang Guang called out to Da Zhuang.

Da Zhuang turned around with a puzzled look: "Master Celestial, is there anything else you need?"

Yang Guang, hands in his pockets, walked up to Da Zhuang with a smile, patted him on the shoulder, and said, "You're a long-time resident of the cemetery too, right?"

"Now that you've learned all these skills, you can't just focus on finding a partner, can you?"

"Sharing happiness is worse than enjoying it alone!"

"When you go back, if you encounter a lonely ghost with the same problem as you, who has been unable to find a wife for decades."

"You can also introduce them to us!"

Yang Guang pointed to Zhou Laoliu, who was showing off next to him: "Our Teacher Zhou will personally give the lesson."

"This is called a crash course for becoming the King of the Underworld!"

"One-on-one tutoring, guaranteed to teach and learn, or you'll regret it!"

"If you bring in a ghost to sign up, I'll give you a commission, a stick of incense, ten candles, and some paper money, how about that?"

Dazhuang was stunned.

Commission?

Are you trying to get someone to sign up?

Yang Guang continued his charade: "Look, you brought in a bachelor, and they used my Ghost Fang and Ghost Tears as tuition fees. I'll arrange for Teacher Zhou to teach you the advanced version of flirting techniques!"

"That's what you call a win-win situation!"

"You can not only become a sea king yourself, but also a guiding light for sea kings!"

"Your status in the cemetery will be absolutely top-notch then!"

Da Zhuang's ghostly eyes instantly flashed with a dazzling light.

Yup!

Those old bachelors in the cemetery, aren't they all just bored out of their minds, sitting on their graves all day looking at the moon?

As long as I go back and practice in real combat, I can show them what I've got.

Those old bachelors would be begging me to help them find a partner.

"Got it!"

Da Zhuang slapped his thigh and exclaimed excitedly, "Master Celestial, your vision is truly magnificent!"

"I'll go back and expand my business right away!"

"To tell you the truth, Blind Li from the next hill and Crippled Wang from the back hill have been bachelors for over a hundred years!"

"I'll get you to sign up for all the classes!"

Yang Guang grinned and gave a thumbs up: "Reliable!"

"Go on, I'm rooting for you!"

Full of energy and boundless anticipation for a bright future, Dazhuang transformed into a gust of cold wind and strode proudly out of the courtyard.

That imposing presence.

Anyone who didn't know better would think he was going to blow up a bunker.

Once Dazhuang had completely disappeared from sight, Zhou Laoliu, who had been pretending to be an expert, finally couldn't hold back any longer.

He floated up to Yang Guang, rubbed his hands together, and grinned lewdly: "Master Celestial, what do you think of my professional skills?"