He just became the last Celestial Master, and the school beauty is already calling him "Dad&quo

Yang Guang rolled his eyes, walked to the octagonal table, sat down, and poured himself a glass of water.

"You're something else."

"A set of fabricated stories completely fooled an honest man."

"Returning emotional value?"

Do you even know what emotional value is?

Zhou Laoliu stroked his goatee with a smug look: "Master, you wouldn't understand."

"Back in our day, we didn't call it emotional value, we called it coaxing!"

"Back in my day, I was known as a friend of women on my street."

"Old ladies just love this kind of thing!"

"Although this Da Zhuang is a bit lacking in physical attributes and not very good-looking, with my guidance, he can still fool a few naive female ghosts without any problem."

Yang Guang took a sip of water and looked Zhou Laoliu up and down.

"Sixth brother."

"It's a real shame that someone with your silver tongue isn't involved in pyramid schemes."

"But what I just told Dazhuang was no joke."

Yang Guang put down his water glass, his eyes gleaming with the shrewdness of a businessman: "Among these wandering ghosts, there must be quite a few bachelors. That represents a huge market gap!"

"The rules of the agency are that we must accept any request for help from the dead. If they all come to me asking me to help them find partners and get rid of single status..."

"Then wouldn't we need to pack these ghost teeth and ghost tears into sacks?"

Zhou Laoliu's eyes widened in astonishment.

Although he died, his IQ was not reset to zero.

He immediately understood what Yang Guang meant.

"Does the Celestial Master mean we really want to launch this crash course?"

Yang Guang snapped his fingers.

"That's right!"

"You'll be the main lecturer!"

"As long as Dazhuang can fire the first shot, there will definitely be a steady stream of wandering ghosts coming to his door."

"You better prepare your lesson properly! Give me a complete tutorial on all those 'playing hard to get' and 'green tea' quotes!"

Zhou Laoliu suddenly got a little cocky.

He rubbed his hands together and leaned closer with a sly grin.

"Master Celestial Master."

"Look, I'm about to become a lead instructor."

"Does that mean I don't have to go to the underworld?"

Zhou Laoliu tentatively said, "I don't ask for too much. I'll definitely teach those who enroll in classes in the future well. Can you let me take them for hands-on practice?"

"But don't worry!"

"I have very principles when it comes to being a ghost; I would never force any old lady ghost!"

Upon hearing this, Yang Guang's face immediately hardened: "Sixth Brother, your ideological awareness is lacking!"

"Tacky!"

"That's so tacky!"

"You're a teacher now!"

"One must possess a noble soul and a refined state of mind!"

"You can't keep lying to old ladies. What we're doing is sowing love in the underworld; it's accumulating immeasurable merit!"

"You are doing a good deed; you are contributing to the stability of the underworld!"

"This is truly a great educational endeavor of yours!"

Zhou Laoliu was stunned by Yang Guang's combination of punches.

He stared blankly at Yang Guang.

It took him a long time to finally manage to utter a single sentence.

"No... Master Celestial, can't I just find one?"

"OK!"

Hearing Yang Guang's resolute words...

Zhou Laoliu's lewd face immediately broke into a wide grin, and his two goatees stood up with delight.

He rubbed his translucent hands together, drool practically dripping from his mouth: "Thank you so much, Celestial Master, for your kindness!"

"Don't worry!"

"Whatever task you assign me, I, Zhou Laoliu, will do my utmost, even if it costs me my life, to complete it flawlessly!"

"I promise I'll turn that kid Dazhuang into the number one Casanova in the underworld!"

Yang Guang rolled his eyes and waved his hand impatiently: "Alright, alright, stop flattering me."

"Get back to the talisman and stay there right now."

"When I find the right clients and targets, I'll naturally let you out to work."

"Don't jump around aimlessly when you have nothing to do."

Zhou Laoliu nodded vigorously.

So excited that his very soul trembled slightly, his mind was already fantasizing about teaching a bunch of single ghosts every day, and incidentally, taking advantage of his position to pick an old lady ghost and have a wonderful twilight romance.

Before crawling into the talisman, the old lecher didn't forget to stick his head out and give Yang Guang some advice with a hopeful look on his face.

"Master Celestial, please don't forget!"

Be extra careful when you're out running errands!

"If you happen to find one who's recently died and still has all her charms, please remember to call me out for some real-life practice!"

"You could call this sacrificing oneself for the cause of teaching!"

"Get lost!"

Yang Guang raised his foot as if to kick him, clearly annoyed.

Startled, Zhou Laoliu scurried away, turning into a wisp of black smoke and disappearing back into the yellow talisman.

The main room was finally quiet.

Yang Guang stretched and yawned.

He walked to the octagonal table and took out the last remaining portion of materials.

The ghost teeth and ghost tears of those water ghosts I just collected.

Light the fire, draw the talisman, and refine it.

The movements were fluid and seamless, requiring absolutely no thought.

Within minutes, a round, lustrous ghost pearl condensed and took shape in Yang Guang's palm.

"Done."

Yang Guang, clutching the two ghost pearls, strolled to the courtyard gate.

It easily stuffed it into the mouth of the stone unicorn on the right.

Brushing the dust off his hands, Yang Guang closed the door with satisfaction and turned to lock it.

"Making money and sleeping at the same time, that's what life is all about."

Yang Guang lay down on the recliner in the main room, pulled a thin blanket over himself, and within a minute, he was snoring evenly.

On the other side...

in the dark.

Dazhuang was swaggering along the road back to the suburban cemetery with an air of nonchalance, seemingly oblivious to his surroundings.

He's no longer the unlucky guy who cried and screamed after being blown up by a few yellow talismans.

He is now Niohuru Dazhuang!

He is a man who has been personally blessed by Zhou Laoliu, the godfather of underworld romance!

As Dazhuang floated along, he kept muttering to himself, repeatedly reciting the flirting secrets that Zhou Laoliu had taught him.

Dazhuang memorized it perfectly, and the more he memorized it, the more he felt like a genius.

He even stopped in front of a puddle by the roadside and looked at his pale, bluish face in the dim moonlight.

I used my hands to slick my messy hair back a couple of times and styled it into a slicked-back look.

Then he forced out what he thought was a charming and affectionate smile.

"Perfect!"

Dazhuang snapped his fingers in satisfaction: "With my temperament, plus Teacher Zhou's theoretical guidance..."

"Aren't all the female ghosts in the cemetery lining up for me to choose from?"

With this in mind, Dazhuang became even more motivated, and transformed into a gust of cold wind, speeding towards the cemetery.

Four o'clock in the morning.

Fengdu Suburban Cemetery.

Although this place is usually deserted and eerie.

But in the eyes of ghosts, this place is practically the CBD of the underworld.

As soon as Dazhuang floated to the entrance of the cemetery, he heard a series of ghostly wails coming from inside.

It was a group of old ghosts who had been single for over a hundred years, gathered in front of several tombstones, idly playing underworld chess.

"General!"

"Hey, hey, hey, Blind Li, how the hell do you, a blind man, know that I, the old man, will be eaten alive?"

"I may be blind, but I'm not stupid!"