He just became the last Celestial Master, and the school beauty is already calling him "Dad&quo

Da Zhuang walked past this group of old ghosts without even raising his eyelids.

In the past, he would have definitely gone over and squatted down to watch for half the night, while also complaining about the bitterness of being single.

But now.

Dazhuang thought these old ghosts were utterly vulgar.

Do you even know what love is?

Do you even know what emotional value is?

A bunch of old losers who only know how to play chess!

Da Zhuang straightened his tattered Zhongshan suit, puffed out his chest, and floated straight into the depths of the cemetery.

He is now full of confidence, feeling that he will be able to achieve great things after completing his studies.

Saying goodbye to being single is just the first step. When I get back, I can trick these old men into signing up for Yang Guang's crash course in being a player and earn a commission!

Life is absolutely wonderful!

"Let's find a target tonight and practice in real combat."

Da Zhuang rubbed his hands together, his dull, lifeless eyes scanning back and forth between the graves.

But after scanning around, all they saw were burly male ghosts, or old men with wrinkled faces.

I didn't see a single female mosquito.

Just as Dazhuang was about to give up and decide to go back to his dusty tombstone to take a nap,

Sudden.

His steps suddenly stopped.

Dazhuang stared wide-eyed at a grave mound not far ahead.

Under a tall cypress tree stood a slender figure.

It was a beautiful silhouette.

With her long hair flowing, she wore a white modern short dress, and her long, semi-transparent legs looked exceptionally long in the moonlight.

Although it was just a silhouette, the delicate yet melancholic air instantly struck Da Zhuang's heart.

Dazhuang's breathing stopped.

He excitedly covered his mouth with his hand, afraid that he would make a sound and disturb the beauty.

Followed by.

Da Zhuang knelt down with a thud, put his hands together, and bowed three times to the moon in the sky.

"Good heavens!"

"You've finally seen the light!"

"The last gift I received was a female thunder goddess who struck me half to death."

"But this second gift from nature is absolutely genuine!"

Dazhuang was so excited that tears almost welled up in his eyes.

"Just look at that back view, that figure, you don't even need to see her face to know she's an absolute beauty!"

"My Dazhuang's spring has finally arrived!"

Dazhuang got up from the ground, took a deep breath, and calmed his excited emotions.

He quickly went through in his mind the flirting techniques that Zhou Laoliu had taught him.

"You can't just go up to them and ask if they want a husband."

"Be natural."

"You need to be caring."

Da Zhuang cleared his throat, trying to make his voice sound deep and magnetic.

He walked with what he considered to be elegant steps, drifting step by step toward that beautiful figure.

When Dazhuang was about two meters away from the white-skirted female ghost, he stopped.

He put one hand in his pocket, leaned slightly against a tombstone, and struck what he thought was a very cool pose.

"Cough cough..."

Da Zhuang coughed twice, attracting the other party's attention.

The white-dressed female ghost trembled slightly upon hearing the voice, seemingly startled, but did not immediately turn around.

Seeing this, Dazhuang felt even more smug.

She really is a shy girl!

He softened his voice and spoke slowly in a tone full of deep affection.

"This beautiful lady."

"In the dead of night, standing alone under this desolate cypress tree in the wilderness, is he reminiscing about someone he once loved?"

The female ghost in the white dress didn't speak, but simply lowered her head slightly, a strand of long hair sliding down her shoulder.

Dazhuang continued to employ his emotional value attack tactics.

"I see your back is thin and frail. The wind in this cemetery is so strong, I hope it doesn't damage your delicate soul."

"If you didn't receive the paper money burned by your family."

Da Zhuang patted his chest and declared with great pride, "I, Da Zhuang, am a respected figure in this area!"

"Old Wang next door just bought a paper villa yesterday, I'll go steal it for you later... no, I'll go borrow it for you!"

"If you feel cold, you can lean on my shoulder anytime."

After saying that...

Dazhuang was almost moved by his own words.

It's perfect!

This pickup line, this emotional build-up—Teacher Zhou really didn't lie to me!

at last.

The white-skirted female ghost reacted.

She slowly turned around.

Taking advantage of the moment, Dazhuang quickly flicked his slicked-back hair, which he had styled with yin energy, with one hand.

Then he struck what he thought was a very dashing, three-tenths indifferent, three-tenths mocking, and four-tenths nonchalant Dragon King pose.

A mysterious smile, as if Zhou Laoliu had imparted all his knowledge, still lingered on the corner of his mouth.

Teacher Zhou said so.

This is called a sense of contrast!

That's what you call an irresistible charm that radiates effortlessly!

This is called understanding and valuing emotions!

"Beautiful lady, don't be afraid, my shoulder will always be there for you..."

Da Zhuang's sweet talk was cut short when his voice abruptly stopped, like a duck whose neck got caught in a door!

As the other person turned around completely, the moonlight illuminated their face without reservation.

There was no bleeding from the seven orifices, and no pale or bluish complexion.

Instead, her face was rosy and radiant, full of collagen—it was the face of a living person!

of course!

That's not the point.

The point is, even if this face were to turn to ashes, Da Zhuang would still recognize it!

Isn't this the "female thunder god" who just gave herself five yellow talismans a couple of days ago, blasted herself so badly that she was almost unable to take care of herself and her soul was about to leak out?

"Clatter..."

Two crisp, unusual sounds.

Da Zhuang's eyes widened in terror, and his eyeballs detached from their sockets and bounced twice on the ground.

It rolled over and landed next to Yu Zixin's canvas shoes.

This is not an exaggeration.

This is a fall in a purely physical sense!

Yu Zixin, on the other hand, had mustered up the courage to stand here in the middle of the night, just to concentrate on practicing drawing talismans and see if she could encounter any wandering ghosts to test her skills.

As soon as he turned around...

Then I saw a guy with slicked-back hair, a face as white as a dead man, and a lewd smile on his face, winking at me.

The crucial point is that while the other person was tossing it around, their eyeballs suddenly fell onto the top of their own feet!

Yu Zixin's scalp tingled instantly.

Upon closer inspection, her blood boiled. It was that same perverted old bachelor who had demanded to be her wife right off the bat!

"You perverted bastard!"

"It's you again!"

Yu Zixin was so frightened that her face turned pale and she let out a very high-pitched scream.

Without any hesitation!

She raised the stack of newly drawn talismans for warding off evil spirits and smeared them all over Da Zhuang's big face!

"etc!"

"Big sister!"

"It's a misunderstanding!"

Before Da Zhuang could even pick up the eyeballs from the ground and put them back, he saw the overwhelming yellow talismans flying over with a deadly red light.

"what……"

The first talisman was placed on the chest and instantly exploded into a blinding white light.

"Crack!"

The second one...

The third one...

This time, Yu Zixin's talisman was not only more skillful, but also more than twice as powerful as the last one!

And this time it's not five cards.

It's a whole stack!