He just became the last Celestial Master, and the school beauty is already calling him "Dad&quo

however.

He was cool for only three seconds.

What happened the next second almost made Yang Guang throw out his back on the spot.

Just moments ago, Xiao Heizi exuded an aura of authority, his stern face radiating power without a hint of anger.

After being kicked by Er Lengzi, he didn't rush up and wreak havoc as expected.

Instead, he let out a loud "Aww!"

Xiao Heizi immediately shrank his neck, like a frightened three-year-old child, and swiftly hid behind Er Lengzi.

He gripped Er Lengzi's dog hair tightly with both hands, poked out half of his pale head, and looked at the German Shepherd on the sofa with a look of horror.

Little Blackie, with tears in his eyes, pointed at the big German Shepherd.

Her voice was full of grievance and fear: "Big dog!"

"I'm scared!"

The air was deathly silent at that moment.

Yang Guang's hands, which were in his pockets, froze instantly, and his expression fell.

Chu Sheng was holding a large porcelain cup, and he was originally going to chant "Amitabha" along with it, but the sound got stuck in his throat, and the fat on his face twitched wildly.

"Holy crap?"

Yang Guang's face turned as black as the bottom of a pot.

What the hell is this shameful thing?

A dignified underworld official, though missing a soul and a spirit, had his intelligence regressed to that of a three-year-old.

But you're still a government employee, aren't you?

You actually pointed at a German Shepherd that seemed to be possessed by a ghost and said you were scared?

It wasn't just Yang Guang and his group.

Even the German Shepherd, which had been trembling with fear, was now filled with question marks.

It stared blankly at the little black guy hiding behind Er Lengzi, his eyes brimming with tears, and its brain completely shut down.

who am I?

where am I?

Where did that earth-shattering aura of the Yin messengers go?

How did it turn into this wretched state in the blink of an eye?

Is the organization of the underworld this weak these days?

Are the underworld officials nowadays also getting in through bribery and back channels?

Er Lengzi was dumbfounded.

It felt the little black dog behind it, trembling and clutching its fur, its heterochromatic eyes wide open.

It turned its head and looked at Xiao Heizi's pathetic appearance, which was about to cry, and was so angry that it almost ground its teeth to powder.

"Look at you, you old man!"

Er Lengzi turned his head and immediately looked at Yang Guang and Chu Sheng for help.

His eyes were full of grievance, as if to say: You two should do something about it!

This is impossible to carry!

result.

Yang Guang turned his head to a 45-degree angle to look at the ceiling and started whistling.

Chu Sheng lowered his head and earnestly studied the golden Sanskrit on his large porcelain cup, muttering to himself, "Amitabha, form is emptiness, emptiness is form, this humble monk saw nothing..."

"Okay, okay!"

Er Lengzi was trembling with rage, pointing at the two men and shouting, "Is this how you play games?"

"You think you can just dump this thing on me and then ignore it?"

"Dog King has really fallen for your tricks!"

"I shouldn't have taken on this dreadful job of babysitting!"

Complaints aside.

Now that things have escalated to this point, there's no way we can back down!

Er Lengzi turned around angrily and glared fiercely at Xiao Heizi hiding behind him.

It bared its teeth, revealing a ferocious expression: "You little bastard, don't blame me for being uncivilized!"

"Now I'm giving you two choices!"

Er Lengzi raised one front paw, sticking out two claws: "You want to go up there right now and beat that stupid dog so badly that even its great-grandmother wouldn't recognize it!"

"If you want me to, I'll personally step in today and beat you so badly your own father wouldn't recognize you!"

"You choose!"

Upon hearing this, Xiao Heizi trembled with fear.

He glanced at the German Shepherd on the sofa, who looked bewildered but still fierce, and then at the Siberian Husky in front of him, baring its teeth and brandishing its claws, speaking with a thick Northeastern accent.

Little Blackie's mind began a difficult weighing of options.

A three-year-old's intelligence tells him that a big dog's bite hurts.

But when this husky bites, it not only hurts, but it's also incredibly dirty!

Little Blackie pouted, tears streaming down his face, but he still let go of the dog's fur that was tugging at Er Lengzi's hair.

He clenched his fists and moved toward the Great German Shepherd, glancing back every few steps.

As he walked, he choked up as he tried to encourage himself.

"Hit dogs... I'm not afraid of big dogs..."

The Great Shepherd finally snapped out of his daze.

It couldn't understand why this underworld official seemed to have an abnormally low IQ.

But seeing the cowardly appearance of the little black dog, the German Shepherd's previously suppressed arrogance instantly surged again.

"Hahaha!"

The Great Shepherd let out a piercing, maniacal laugh: "So it's just a crippled underworld messenger with a screw loose!"

"You think you can arrest me?"

"Today I'll devour you whole and absorb your yin energy!"

Done.

The German Shepherd suddenly leaped up from the sofa, opened its blood-red maw, and pounced directly at the little black dog, exuding a strong aura of darkness!

When the little black dog saw the German Shepherd rushing towards it, it burst into tears with a "waa".

"The dog bit someone!"

With his eyes closed, Xiao Heizi wailed and cried, instinctively swinging his fists wildly!

"Bang!"

A muffled thud.

The fist landed squarely on the German Shepherd's head.

The Great German Shepherd's maniacal laughter abruptly stopped.

Its massive body came to an abrupt halt in mid-air, as if it had been hit head-on by a speeding dump truck.

"Awoo!"

The German Shepherd let out a bloodcurdling scream, and its entire body flew backward.

With a loud "boom".

The German Shepherd slammed heavily onto the 100-inch television on the wall.

The television screen was instantly covered with spiderweb-like cracks, and a pungent black smoke billowed out.

Sparks flew everywhere.

"Holy crap?"

Er Lengzi's eyes widened in disbelief: "Did this little rascal just stumble upon a lucky break?"

The German Shepherd struggled to its feet and shook its dazed head.

Its pair of pure black, dead fish eyes were now filled with anger and humiliation.

"Damn it!"

The Great German Shepherd roared, "How dare you plot against me!"

"I'll fight you to the death!"

The Great German Shepherd pounced on him again.

however.

Although Xiao Heizi's intelligence has regressed to that of a three-year-old, his fighting instincts as a ghost messenger remain.

Especially now that he's so frightened that he's closed his eyes, he's completely entered a state of blind, selfless action.

"Waaaaah... Don't come any closer... Don't eat me..."

As Xiao Heizi cried, his clenched fists fell like raindrops.

"Bang!"

A punch landed on the dog's leg, and the German Shepherd stumbled.

"Snapped!"

A slap landed on the dog's mouth, and several of the German Shepherd's teeth flew out.

"Clang!"

A punch landed squarely on the dog's waist, and the German Shepherd let out a mournful howl of pain.

Within seconds, the entire living room was filled with the cries of the little black dog and the heart-wrenching screams of the German Shepherd.

Yang Guang and Chu Sheng stood aside, dumbfounded.

Chu Sheng touched his shiny bald head and swallowed hard. "Amitabha, Brother Guang."

"Why do I feel that this little black-haired guy's current blind monk style of kung fu is even more powerful than when he had intelligence?"

Yang Guang nodded in deep agreement: "No moves are the best moves."

"This is probably what they mean by 'as long as I close my eyes, the enemy won't know where I'm going to attack.'"