He just became the last Celestial Master, and the school beauty is already calling him "Dad&quo

Meanwhile, Er Lengzi was already jumping for joy.

It ran to the coffee table and cheered for Little Blackie at the top of its lungs.

"Well played!"

"Left hook!"

"Yes, a monkey stealing peaches!"

"Don't just slap its face, kick its crotch too, so it'll never be able to breed again!"

The German Shepherd was repeatedly defeated by the little black dog's unreasonable and haphazard fighting style.

Its proud Yin energy was like paper in front of Xiao Heizi, crumbling at the slightest touch.

The Great German Shepherd finally realized.

Regardless of whether this underworld messenger is mentally challenged or not, he's still an underworld messenger!

This is not even a battle from the same dimension!

"Stop, stop, stop!"

The German Shepherd, beaten so badly it covered its head and cowered in a corner, yelling, "Stop hitting me!"

"I surrender!"

"I give up!"

The little black dog stopped when it heard the German Shepherd beg for mercy.

He slowly opened his eyes and saw the German Shepherd huddled in a corner, trembling.

Xiao Heizi sniffed and wiped the tears from his face with the back of his hand.

Little Blackie asked cautiously, "The dog doesn't bite anymore?"

The German Shepherd's hoarse voice trembled with tears: "I won't bite anymore! I won't bite anymore!"

"If we fight again, our souls will truly be scattered."

Seeing this, Er Lengzi swaggered over.

It looked down at the German Shepherd with an arrogant expression.

"You little brat, weren't you pretty cocky just now?"

"You still want to drain my yang energy?"

Er Lengzi raised his paw and slapped the German Shepherd across the face: "You dare to be so arrogant again and show me what you're made of?"

The German Shepherd was slapped and didn't dare utter a sound.

Its pure black, dead fish eyes looked at Er Lengzi with a pitiful expression: "Brother Gou, I was wrong."

"I really didn't know this sir was a messenger from the underworld. If I had known, I wouldn't have dared to act so arrogantly here even if you gave me eight hundred lives."

Yang Guang then slowly walked forward.

He pulled a yellow talisman from his pocket, held it between his fingers, and looked down at the ghost attached to the Great Shepherd.

"Alright, stop talking nonsense."

Yang Guang snorted coldly: "Tell me, where did this wandering ghost come from?"

"Instead of staying in the underworld and waiting in line to be reincarnated, you ran up here and possessed a dog's body, and then you even hogged someone else's villa to watch 'Empresses in the Palace'?"

"You're living a much more comfortable life than I am!"

Upon hearing this, the Great German Shepherd almost burst into tears.

"Master, I'm innocent!"

The German Shepherd, with tears streaming down its face, cried, "I didn't want to be possessed by a dog, but I had no choice!"

"no way?"

Chu Sheng, holding a large porcelain cup, approached and sneered, "Amitabha, do you think this humble monk is new to this world?"

"Possession is something that depends on compatibility between birth charts."

"If you hadn't insisted on getting involved with this dog, would this dog have invited you to get on its body?"

Upon hearing this, the demon possessed by the Great Shepherd immediately drooped its pure black, dead fish eyes.

"oops!"

"Master, Grandpa Monk!"

"I'm suffering!"

The German Shepherd plopped down on the ground, slapping its thighs with its two front paws like a human, and cried out as pitifully as if its father had died.

"You have no idea what kind of life I led when I was alive!"

"My name is Liu Dazhu. Before I died, I was just a day laborer. I could barely afford meat a few times a year, and I had to hide from debt collectors during the Lunar New Year!"

"But look at the dogs these rich people keep!"

Liu Dazhu pointed to the scattered remote control for "Empresses in the Palace" and a high-end dog food bowl next to him, bursting into tears.

"Eating imported steak every meal, living in a big villa, and watching TV with air conditioning!"

"I'm over fifty years old, and I'm living worse than a dog!"

"I'm so frustrated!"

Liu Dazhu grew increasingly agitated as he spoke, his aura of yin energy surging twice: "So after I died, I swore that if I had a next life, I would be a rich man's dog!"

Yang Guang was stunned when he heard this bizarre reason.

With his hands in his pockets, his lips twitched involuntarily.

"Holy crap?"

"So you hated the rich when you were alive, and now you're here competing with dogs for treatment after you're dead?"

"You change tracks pretty quickly, even overtaking on curves isn't as smooth as you do."

Chu Sheng, holding the large porcelain cup, looked completely bewildered: "Amitabha, this humble monk has heard of all sorts of obsessions in my life."

Some came seeking wealth, some seeking revenge, and some seeking to repay a debt of gratitude.

"This is the first time I've ever seen someone want to be reincarnated as a pampered dog."

Yang Guang raised an eyebrow and asked, "If you're going to possess someone, then why are you crying in front of a mirror in the middle of the night?"

Liu Dazhu wiped away his tears and said aggrievedly, "I just wanted to see how handsome I am now."

"Who knew this German Shepherd would look so fierce? As I looked at it, I felt that my old face was unworthy of its noble bloodline, and I cried because I was sad."

"I also shed some bloody tears, which scared the boss away."

Er Lengzi couldn't stand it anymore.

It strode over with an air of indifference, raised its paw, and slapped the German Shepherd on the back of the head with a "smack."

"You think you're so great, huh?"

"These days, you think you can just squeeze into a dog's official position?"

"You poor wretch, trying to freeload!"

Liu Dazhu was beaten so badly that he didn't dare to fight back. He could only shrink back and continue to confess: "Master, Dog Master, I didn't just bully people."

"I only pick the easy targets."

"If I encounter someone with a strong birth chart, I'll turn around and run away; I'll never confront them head-on."

"Over the past few years, I've possessed seven or eight dogs, and they eat and drink for free in different neighborhoods."

"but……"

Liu Dazhu swallowed hard, his eyes darting around: "During this time, I accidentally scared a few people to death."

"But that was definitely not my intention!"

When Yang Guang heard that he had a murder on his hands, his eyes instantly turned cold.

A vengeful ghost carrying the weight of human lives cannot be resolved by simple exorcism.

However, Yang Guang's eyes lit up and he suddenly had a way to make money.

The demon fangs and demon tears are delivered right to our doorstep, why not take them if they're free!

Yang Guang's expression suddenly changed, and he looked at Liu Dazhu with a grin, as if he were looking at a big gold ingot.

"Alright, alright."

"Seeing how miserable you are, I'll take pity on you today."

"I can let you go."

Upon hearing this, Liu Dazhu's dark, lifeless eyes instantly lit up with hope.

"real?"

"Master, are you really willing to let me go?"

"certainly!"

Yang Guang patted his chest confidently: "I'm a well-known judge of the world, and my word is my bond!"

"However..."

Yang Guang changed the subject, rubbing his thumb and forefinger together: "This is the office for handling matters related to the deceased."

There are rules for doing work.

"If you want me to let you go, you have to issue a request first, and the request should be that I, Yang Guang, spare your life."

"Once the commission is completed and you've paid the fee, you can always just pack up and leave."

Liu Dazhu was stunned.

Is it really that simple?

With several lives on his hands, how could this Taoist priest be so easy to talk to?