He just became the last Celestial Master, and the school beauty is already calling him "Dad&quo

Fearing that Yang Guang might change his mind, Liu Dazhu nodded frantically like a chicken pecking at rice.

"Okay, okay, okay!"

"Whatever you say, Master!"

"I'll immediately issue a plea for your mercy, begging you to just ignore me!"

"How will the compensation be calculated?"

Yang Guang snapped his fingers: "Not expensive, just ten drops of ghost tears and a ghost tooth will do."

"Isn't that fair?"

Liu Dazhu was so excited that tears welled up in his eyes.

It's fair!

That's so damn fair!

For an old ghost who has been freeloading for years, tears are something that can come whenever he wants.

As for the ghost tooth, getting one pulled will only hurt for a few days at most, and it's a huge bargain to exchange it for a life!

"Master, you are truly a living bodhisattva reincarnated!"

"I'll get it for you right away!"

Liu Dazhu lay on the ground, his two paws digging desperately at the carpet.

He began to try to compose himself, thinking about his painful experience of being swindled out of his wages by a contractor while he was doing manual labor.

"Waaaaah..."

"I'm so miserable..."

With a mournful cry, glistening tears, tinged with a dark, sinister aura, quickly welled up in the corners of the Great German Shepherd's eyes.

Yang Guang reacted quickly, immediately pulling a small, transparent jade bottle from his pocket and holding it directly under the German Shepherd's eyes.

"Plop, plop..."

One drop of ghost tears after another fell into the bottle.

As Yang Guang counted, the smile on his lips was harder to suppress than an AK.

"Eight drops, nine drops, ten drops!"

"Alright, alright, that's enough tears, stop wasting your emotions."

Yang Guang quickly put the jade bottle away, sealed it tightly, and put it in his pocket.

Liu Dazhu sniffed, stretched out the dog's paw, hardened his heart, and put it directly into the dog's mouth.

wrong.

It was by following the yin energy that it touched the mouth of its own soul.

A crisp "crack" sound.

Liu Dazhu gasped in pain, but he still managed to pry off a sharp, black-glowing ghost tooth.

He respectfully handed the Ghost Fang to Yang Guang, his eyes filled with gratitude.

"Master, Ghost Tears and Ghost Fang are complete."

"Do you think this request is now complete?"

Yang Guang took the Ghost Fang and examined it carefully.

It has a very high purity and is of excellent quality. This is another high-quality ghost pearl!

Yang Guang put Ghost Fang into his pocket with satisfaction and waved his hand magnanimously.

"It's done!"

"I hereby declare this commission a complete success!"

Liu Dazhu was trembling with excitement and asked impatiently, "Then... then can I leave now?"

Yang Guang nodded with a smile and stepped aside to make way for him.

"Go, go, get out of here."

"May you be reborn into a good family in the future, and stop dreaming about being a pampered dog."

Liu Dazhu, filled with gratitude, prostrated himself on the ground and kowtowed three times to Yang Guangbang.

"Thank you, Celestial Master!"

"Thank you, Celestial Master, for sparing my life!"

Done.

He couldn't wait to transform into a wisp of black smoke and "whoosh" emerged from the top of the Great German Shepherd's head.

Without the heavy weight of the German Shepherd's body, Liu Dazhu felt a sudden lightness in his body, as if he could fly to the highest heavens and embrace freedom at any moment.

But just as his plume of black smoke drifted into the air, preparing to slip away through the crack in the window...

A figure in black and white darted out from the side like lightning!

Accompanied by a pure Northeastern Chinese curse.

"Go to hell!"

Er Lengzi kicked off with all four legs, and the dog was lifted into the air.

It opened its blood-red maw, and its barbed dog teeth bit directly into Liu Dazhu's soul!

*Smack!*

Er Lengzi bit Liu Dazhu's hind leg tightly, shaking his head and pulling wildly.

Liu Dazhu let out an extremely shrill scream, and the entire mass of yin energy was almost bitten apart by Er Lengzi's bite.

"Awooo..."

"Let me go!"

"What are you doing!"

Liu Dazhu struggled frantically in mid-air, looking at Yang Guang, who stood to the side with his hands in his pockets, with disbelief and anger on his face.

"Celestial Master!"

"You lied to me!"

"I've already placed the commission with you, and you've received payment. You just said you'd let me go!"

"How can you, as a Taoist master, break your promise!"

Yang Guang put his hands in his pockets, pouted, and spread his hands with an innocent look on his face.

"What are you yelling about?"

Yang Guang pointed at the idiot who was frantically biting Liu Dazhu with righteous indignation: "I promised to let you go, did I lay a hand on you?"

"I didn't even touch you with a single finger, did I?"

Liu Dazhu was stunned for a moment, looking at Yang Guang who hadn't actually made a move, and then at the husky that was still biting him tightly.

"Then what's wrong with your dog?"

Yang Guang sighed, looking helpless: "Well, that's none of my business."

"I'm only agreeing to let you go on my own behalf; I'm only concerned with collecting my own commission fee."

"But they didn't agree!"

Yang Guang pointed at Er Lengzi, then at Xiao Heizi, who was hiding behind Er Lengzi, his fist clenched and eager to try.

Finally, he pointed to Chu Sheng, who was holding a large porcelain cup, ready to perform a physical ritual of deliverance at any time.

"Their legs are on their bodies, and their mouths are in their mouths."

"What business is it of mine if he bites you?"

"How can you be so unreasonable?"

Upon hearing this absurd logic, Liu Dazhu was so enraged that he spat out a mouthful of black, yin-like blood.

What the hell is it to you!

This is outrageous extortion!

This is just a common tactic!

Overwhelmed with grief and indignation, Liu Dazhu pointed at Yang Guang and cursed, "Yang Guang!"

"You shameless, heartless, and unscrupulous merchant!"

"You're taking advantage of a loophole!"

"You lack martial virtue!"

Yang Guang rolled his eyes and nonchalantly picked at his ear: "I'm a believer in the rule of law. What do you mean by 'exploiting loopholes'?"

"This means the final interpretation right belongs to this agency!"

"Since you have nothing else to do, I won't disturb them in their prayers for your soul."

Yang Guang took two steps back and waved at Chu Sheng and Er Lengzi.

"Fatty, you simpleton!"

"This thing has a murder on its hands; keeping it around is just asking for trouble. We need to get rid of it quickly; we still need to earn that 500,000!"

Upon hearing this, Chu Sheng's chubby face twitched with excitement.

He turned the small speaker hanging around his neck up to maximum volume, and the deafening bass once again bombarded the entire villa.

"Amitabha!"

"Benefactor, the sea of ​​suffering is boundless; this humble monk's large porcelain cup is your shore!"

Chu Sheng raised the large porcelain cup engraved with golden Sanskrit characters and charged towards Liu Dazhu, who was being held down by Er Lengzi.

The three-year-old mentally challenged underworld messenger, Xiao Heizi, who was hiding behind Er Lengzi, suddenly found the courage to go after seeing Chu Sheng.

He shouted "Beat the bad guys!" and lunged forward with his eyes closed and fists clenched.

"Bang bang bang!"

"Bang!"

"Bang!"

"Awoo!"

In a short time.

A beautiful symphony-like sound filled the living room.

Er Lengzi's biting, Xiao Heizi's blind monk-like stick technique, plus Chu Sheng's unreserved heavy blow with the porcelain cup.

Poor Liu Dazhu didn't even have time to finish begging for mercy before his entire soul was physically exorcised by this chaotic three-on-one attack.

With a final, piercing scream.

Liu Dazhu's soul completely turned into a wisp of green smoke and dissipated into the cold air of the air conditioner...