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Chapter 36: If it's meant to be a ritual of deliverance, then it's done without hesitation
The old woman slapped her thigh in desperation: "Master, it's really not that I wanted to renege on my debt!"
She suddenly pulled her lips apart, revealing a row of dark, gaping teeth in the dim alley.
The top is empty.
Only at the very front stood a lone, yellowed front tooth.
"Look, Celestial Master!"
"I loved eating sweets when I was alive, and my teeth were rotten to the core. When I died, I only had this one front tooth left to hold my own!"
"For decades, I've relied on this front tooth to intimidate people when I went out to absorb positive energy!"
"If I give it to you, I'll be unable to speak properly, and I won't even be able to chew the offerings!"
Yang Guang looked down at the big yellow tooth.
The right arm naturally extends backward in a semi-circle.
Bring your five fingers together.
A blinding, eerie blue lightning bolt instantly enveloped the entire fist.
Not a single word wasted.
"Bang!"
A dull thud echoed through the alley.
The old woman let out an extremely shrill scream.
The illusory body was slammed by this brute force and slid backwards for a full three meters along the ground.
A blackish-yellow object emitting a strong stench traced a graceful parabola in mid-air before landing crisply beside the iron fence of the sewer.
Yang Guang shook his right hand.
He walked over slowly, bent down, and picked up the ghost tooth.
He took out a tissue, wiped himself, and tossed it in his hand a couple of times.
He then turned to the old woman lying on the ground, groaning, and asked, "What did you just say?"
"The draft in this shabby alley is too strong, I didn't hear you clearly, could you say it again?"
The old woman covered her completely deflated mouth with both hands, her head buzzing from the punch.
She stared at the tooth in Yang Guang's hand, on the verge of tears.
Is this some kind of Taoist master?
How can a Taoist priest do things without even giving a heads-up, and just start physically demolishing things?
They won't even give you local anesthesia!
You've already pulled out my only tooth, what am I supposed to say?
Even ghosts have to bow their heads when under someone's eaves.
The old woman braced her hands on the ground and forced out a smile that looked more like a grimace.
Slurred words came out from his leaky gums: "It's not like Tian Si. I think I just said, 'Take this tooth.' I'm issuing this commission entirely voluntarily."
Lin Yue was hiding behind a trash can three meters away.
He froze completely.
She gripped the cracks in the red brick wall tightly with both hands.
I didn't even notice my nail broke.
This old woman ghost, with her wrinkled face and hideous appearance, was actually a serial killer with dozens of lives on her hands.
This completely exceeds the limits of the Criminal Law and the Regulations on Administrative Penalties for Public Security!
Are you going to handcuff a ball of air?
She stared blankly at Yang Guang, who was standing in the shadow of the streetlight.
This high school student.
How dare you ask for a reward when faced with such a vicious serial killer?
Moreover, these debt collection methods.
It's a million times simpler and more brutal than those loan sharks and gangsters I've seen in the police station who collect debts at exorbitant interest rates!
What kind of magical monster is this?
Here.
Yang Guang nodded in satisfaction.
He casually picked up the old woman's front teeth: "That's more like it, at least your attitude is decent."
"I've taken the front tooth, now hand over the Ghost Tears."
"Ten drops, hurry up and put them in, I'm in a hurry to go home and sleep."
talking.
Yang Guang then handed over a jade bottle.
The old woman took the jade pendant and sat on the ground, bowing her head and pondering.
Time passed second by second.
The old woman's face turned purplish-blue from trying to hold back her tears, but she couldn't even manage to shed a single tear.
She raised her head in despair, looking pitifully at Yang Guang: "Tian Si, you really can't blame me this time."
"I've been a ghost for forty years, and I've long forgotten what it feels like to cry."
"His heart is as hard as stone."
"I really can't shed a tear!"
Yang Guang stood there, exuding a kind of benevolence that sent chills down one's spine.
He cracked his neck, the bones making a "crackling" sound: "It's okay if you can't cry."
"I've been a Young Pioneer since I was a child, and I've always been happy to help others."
"Since you can't cry on your own, why don't I just beat you until you cry?"
These words were spoken.
The old woman shuddered violently.
An extremely ominous sense of crisis rushed straight from the soles of my feet to the top of my head!
This dad really hits you!
That punch just now knocked out my front teeth.
If he were to suffer another full combo of Five Thunder Seals, wouldn't this old man's soul be scattered on the spot?
The old woman was so frightened that she scrambled to the ground, repeatedly backing away, crying out, "No, no, no!"
"Tianci!"
"I can cry!"
"I can definitely cry!"
She stretched out her hands and pinched her thigh hard.
No pain.
As Yang Guang raised his fist, crackling with lightning, higher and higher, the absolute fear of death completely shattered the old woman's psychological defenses.
"Wow……"
The old woman opened her dark, gaping mouth and let out an extremely shrill and high-pitched scream.
Black tears of blood streamed down the deep cratered corners of his eyes, bursting forth like a dam bursting.
Large, dark drops of blood splattered down.
"I'm so miserable!"
"I'm just a miserable soul who's loved and cared for by nobody!"
Yang Guang reacted quickly, frantically catching the leaking glass bottle in mid-air: "One drop, two drops... five drops..."
"Don't stop!"
"Make your emotions even more intense!"
"Keep howling!"
"If it's not ten drops, I'm really going to smash my fist down!"
The old woman wailed heartbreakingly.
The entire alleyway echoed with these extremely terrifying wails and howls.
Thankfully, this is just outside the back door of the nightclub; normally, no one would come here at all.
With the loud DJ music in the store, no one would hear the old woman's cries outside the back door.
Otherwise, Yang Guang wouldn't be so audacious.
Ten drops made up.
Yang Guang immediately tightened the bottle cap, carefully put it in his pocket, and patted the old woman's illusory head twice.
"All done."
"Transaction complete, commission formally established."
The old woman lay paralyzed in the mud, her hands supporting her on the ground, gasping for breath.
The soul had faded to the point of being almost transparent.
She looked up expectantly: "Tiansi, I've paid the money, and I've had my tooth pulled."
"Can you send me to be reincarnated right now?"
Yang Guang put his hands on his hips, looked at her with an air of self-righteousness, and said, "Reincarnation?"
"I only said that I would accept your request according to the rules and help you pass on to the afterlife, but I didn't say that I would send you to be reincarnated right now."
The old woman froze: "Tian...Tiansi, what do you mean by that?"
Yang Guang spread his hands righteously: "You have committed numerous evils and have dozens of lives on your hands."
"The karmic burdens are so heavy that they could break the judge's pen in the underworld."
"We'll see."
"You think you can be reincarnated?"
"You want to eat shit?"
"The rules of the agency are that once a commission is accepted, it must be carried out. From the highest heavens to the deepest hells, as long as you are within the Three Realms, we will keep our word!"
"I'll perform a ritual to help you pass on to the afterlife right now!"
Done.
Yang Guang formed hand seals and rapidly chanted an incantation: "Humanity is insignificant, the Three Pure Ones are vast, the Great God of the Combined Form, the Judge of All Things is Supreme, so be it, so be it, vanquish evil!"
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