He just became the last Celestial Master, and the school beauty is already calling him "Dad&quo

The old woman lay in the mud, fantasizing that after paying the toll, she would be comfortably reincarnated into a better life.

Then they heard Yang Guang's extremely cold-blooded incantation.

This caused the skin on her old face to instantly bulge out.

Exorcise evil?

What kind of exorcism is this?

Are you trying to perform a physical exorcism?

The old woman was so frightened that she scrambled to her feet and ran wildly into the depths of the alley.

Not only that.

As she ran, she cursed, "You little bastard, you have no sportsmanship!"

"They took the money and didn't do anything!"

"You're such a shameless brat, having given birth to a son!"

The old woman ran and howled, her two illusory old legs creating a rapid afterimage of a hundred-meter sprint.

Yang Guang stood still, not moving an inch.

The yellow talisman held between the fingertips of his right hand suddenly burst forth with a dazzling golden light.

This force is extremely domineering.

It directly dispelled all the cold, damp air around them.

The golden light transformed into a straight beam, instantly piercing through the old woman's back.

The old woman let out an extremely shrill scream.

The moment she was struck by the golden light, her body began to swell violently from the inside out.

The black energy dissipated wildly.

She turned her head sharply, her withered old face filled with extreme resentment and despair.

He stared intently at Yang Guang and shouted, "Even if I die, you can't escape!"

"You'll be buried with me!"

boom!

The old woman's words had barely left her lips when her entire soul exploded.

Countless tiny specks of light exploded violently in the air above the alley.

Bright white and dark yellow specks of light fluttered down and fell.

This is the final brilliance of life at its most glorious moment.

In less than two breaths.

All the points of light were blown away by the night wind and melted into the darkness.

Nothing was left.

This wicked old ghost has been completely wiped out from the Three Realms.

A true annihilation of the soul!

Yang Guang flicked his fingers with utter disdain, scattering a speck of cinnabar ash from his fingertips, his face full of contempt: "You want me to be buried with you?"

"Don't you want that lisp anymore?"

"Oh right."

"Your mouth, along with your soul, has been exposed by me."

"Heh, it's a pity you don't understand at all the significance of the title 'Celestial Master'!"

"If I were to die from your two lousy lines, how would I possibly continue the Yang family line?"

"Should I open it with my head?"

Yang Guang didn't take the vicious curse seriously at all; instead, he was filled with excitement.

Ghost Tears and Ghost Fang are now complete.

They would take the pearls back, process them into "ghost pearls," and then sell them to the buyer, thus securing 100,000 silver dollars.

Yang Guang grinned from ear to ear, even showing his back teeth.

This money came out of nowhere.

It's a million times faster than applying screen protectors to people under overpasses!

He has now completely understood.

No wonder those swindlers selling counterfeit and substandard health products are always waiting for elderly people at the entrance of residential areas with eggs in hand.

He calls his father and mother "Dad" all the time, and is more filial than a biological son.

These elderly people are so easy to swindle!

Just a few scare words and they'll throw away your entire savings for your funeral.

I just didn't expect this tactic to work on ghosts too!

100,000 yuan!

The progress bar for my wife's dowry has taken another qualitative leap!

Yang Guang patted his bulging pockets.

The key is.

That damned old woman's request was a great help to me, and I have now fulfilled the restrictions my grandfather imposed on me.

Finally, I can start taking orders from live people.

Hehehe...

He turned around with great satisfaction, facing the green trash can that smelled sour and rotten, about five meters away from him.

He shouted at the top of his lungs, "Police sister!"

"Stop hiding."

"Is the feng shui behind the trash can really that beneficial to one's health?"

"You've had your fill of watching the show, hurry up and clean up the mess!"

"This person is still lying down!"

There was complete silence behind the trash can.

It took a full ten seconds for Lin Yue to stiffly emerge from the shadows.

She was wearing a smart black tight leather outfit, but the way she walked at that moment had a comical mechanical feel to it.

At this moment, Lin Yue's head was still buzzing wildly.

The edifice of materialistic science that she had built up over the past twenty years was brutally and directly destroyed by Yang Guang in just a few short minutes.

It was not only blown up.

This guy even built an extremely absurd tollbooth on the ruins!

She witnessed Yang Guang forcefully slap an old ghost with a face full of wrinkles out of a living person's body.

I witnessed this poor high school student extorting money from a ghost.

They forced the ghost to shed tears and even physically removed its only front tooth.

In the end, he took the money but didn't do anything; instead, he used a spell to blast the ghost into a sky full of stars!

This guy is hardly a Taoist master.

This is clearly a tyrannical outlaw!

Uh.

wrong!

He must be a madman from the Three Realms!

At least he doesn't break any human laws.

Lin Yue stopped two meters away from Yang Guang, her gaze fixed on Yang Guang's extremely punchable face.

This kid's hair is a complete mess.

With the jacket zipped up halfway, he exuded an air of nonchalance.

This thing, just now, single-handedly took down a serial killer with dozens of lives on his hands?

Lin Yue clenched her fists tightly, her nails digging deep into her flesh.

He tried to use the pain to confirm that he wasn't dreaming.

She opened her mouth.

His tongue was tumbling out in a jumble of words: "You...you just...that..."

As one of the top students in the police force, she can maintain absolute rationality even when facing vicious criminals.

But now.

Her language organization system completely collapsed, and she couldn't even piece together a complete sentence.

Yang Guang chuckled and teased, "Officer, are you stuttering?"

"Would you like me to physically restart it for you?"

"A big slap can cure all kinds of stubbornness and sluggishness, only fifty dollars a time."

"I'll waive your compensation for emotional distress because we're acquaintances."

Lin Yue was abruptly pulled back to reality by these extremely absurd words.

really.

It still tastes just like that.

She glared at Yang Guang with annoyance, the zipper on her chest swaying precariously, making a dangerous creaking sound.

She raised her hand, pointing to the unconscious woman in the red dress on the ground: "That...that person..."

"What exactly is that old woman?"

"Lonely ghosts."

Yang Guang shrugged indifferently: "A demon that specifically possesses young girls and comes to places like nightclubs to suck the life force of men."

"But as you can see, I've already handled it in an environmentally friendly way."

"Pollution-free and zero-pollution".

"We will never cause any trouble for sanitation workers."

If that old woman knew that she had been beaten to the point of being utterly annihilated, and that Yang Guang described her as being "environmentally protected," she would probably be so angry that she would be annihilated again.

However, Yang Guang didn't take her seriously. Instead, he looked at the rich woman who had fainted on the ground and said, "She was possessed by that old ghost and her body is covered with a lot of yin energy. Although she won't die, she will need to lie in a hospital bed for half a month to recover."

"This floor cleaning job is your responsibility."

"I am a model student who always acts bravely and righteously, and I am working overtime in the middle of the night to help you eliminate a major threat to public security."

"If your bureau chief doesn't give me a 3,000 yuan meal allowance for this late-night snack, he's really disappointing the kind-hearted citizens!"