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Chapter 58: Amazing perks! Why aren't you coming with me?
Yang Guang cursed angrily.
Without hesitation, he threw the Five Thunder Talisman, which he had prepared in advance, at the dark figure in the corner.
The yellow talisman exploded in mid-air with a blinding golden light.
The entire living room was instantly illuminated as bright as day.
The golden light struck the shadowy figure directly on the back.
"Awoo!"
The dark figure let out a very familiar scream and was slammed into the golden light, rolling forward twice.
Using the brief light, Yang Guang finally saw the situation in the corner of the wall.
He froze on the spot.
While maintaining the hand gesture, a huge question mark slowly appeared on his forehead.
Lin Yue, Yu Zixin, and Xu Mingxiu were also able to see the thing clearly by the light.
All three of them gaped open, their jaws nearly hitting the floor.
There were no blue-faced, fanged creatures.
It doesn't have three heads and six arms.
There is no terrifying appearance of someone covered in blood.
It was a huge canine.
Black and white hair.
The pattern of three flames in the middle of the forehead.
There was a clear kind of stupidity in his icy blue eyes.
It was lying on the floor.
The two front paws pressed firmly against the remaining half of the Kumanthong's body.
It was still frantically chewing something, making "smacking" sounds.
Damn it!
Is it a husky?
A purebred Siberian Husky?
"Holy crap, where did you come from, you idiot?"
Yang Guang's CPU completely burned out.
These days, even demolition teams are starting to take on ghost-catching jobs?
Has the cross-industry attack escalated to this extent?
The husky turned its head.
The furry dog's face was aimed at Yang Guang.
It had a short, bluish-gray leg of a Kumanthong in its mouth.
It tilted its head, its clear eyes looking at Yang Guang.
"Gulp."
The husky moved its throat and swallowed the leg whole.
Then it flicked its tail at Yang Guang and let out an extremely loud bark.
"Woof!"
The dog's bark echoed through the quiet, old apartment building, making Yang Guang's ears ring.
What the hell is this?
Ten thousand yuan of our wages!
It can buy two Wuling Hongguang minivans, eat top-notch barbecue for half a year, and make a tiny down payment on a one-bedroom apartment.
Now it's all gone into a dog's belly?
Yang Guang was trembling with rage: "You son of a bitch, spit it out right now!"
Yang Guang pounced like a hungry tiger, charging straight at the husky.
He grabbed the dog's neck with precise, unerring movements and shook it violently: "Spit it out!"
"You blind beast!"
"Is this something you can eat?!"
"This is all my hard-earned money!"
The husky was being choked and showed no sign of resistance.
Instead, it wagged its tail with great excitement.
He then stuck out his long tongue.
He licked Yang Guang's face wildly.
The wet, sticky texture, accompanied by an indescribable stench, smeared Yang Guang's face with it.
"Ptooey! Ptooey! Ptooey!"
Yang Guang felt a chill run down his spine, abruptly pushed the dog's head away, and retreated repeatedly.
He raised his hand and frantically wiped his face.
"You dog, you just had a Kumanthong in your mouth and now you're licking me!"
"This is a combination of biological attack and mental pollution!"
"I'll call the police and have you arrested!"
The three women hiding behind the bathroom door were completely dumbfounded.
This plot twist is too absurd.
The horror movie instantly turned into a nonsensical animal world.
The key is.
As the Kumanthong was completely destroyed, the lights came back on, and everything returned to normal.
As for Yu Zixin and the other two women, seeing that the lights were on, everything in the room had returned to normal, and the bloody footprints had disappeared, their fear dissipated.
Especially when they looked into the husky's clear, big eyes.
Even though this thing just ate that little devil, looking at it, I just can't feel any fear. You
Lin Yue mustered her courage and took two steps forward, tentatively asking, "Yang Guang... this dog... is it your pet, the Celestial Hound?"
"Damn it, howling celestial hound!"
Yang Guang gagged while roaring, "Does the Celestial Hound look like he's got no brains?"
"This is pure, untamed monster-stealing assassin!"
The husky seems to have a very good impression of Yang Guang.
It completely ignored Yang Guang's disdain.
It wiggled its head and rubbed its furry head against Yang Guang's trouser leg.
It made a whimpering sound in its throat, as if it wanted to take credit.
Yang Guang kicked the dog in the rear end: "Get out of here!"
"Give me back my savings for getting married!"
The dog wasn't annoyed at being kicked away; it immediately trotted back and continued to rub against Yang Guang, acting as if it had become attached to him.
Yang Guang was extremely angry.
But no matter how hard I kicked it, I couldn't get it open.
Is this plaster's stats maxed out?
Yang Guang flicked his left foot, and the husky spun around halfway on the ground.
It shook its fur, then panted and snuggled up to me, its tail wagging like a propeller.
Aside from being a bit bigger and having a purer coat color, this husky's clear yet foolish eyes make it look exactly like those purebred idiots in short videos who specialize in destroying homes.
Lin Yue stared at the giant beast that was still wagging its tail.
That bloody Kumanthong was swallowed by this thing like chewing on a bone.
"Yang Guang".
Lin Yue pointed at the husky and asked curiously, "Old people say that dogs can see unclean things and ward off evil spirits. Is that true?"
"So it's normal that it was able to physically exorcise that little ghost just now?"
Yang Guang rolled his eyes in annoyance.
"The Chinese rural dogs carefully selected by our ancestors have strong yang energy, so they can indeed see those messy things."
"When they encounter something with heavy yin energy, their cries can have a deterrent effect."
"If we're talking about dogs that can bite ghosts, then it has to be a black dog, or a dog with an extremely strong destiny and a lot of malevolent energy."
Yang Guang pointed to the thing at his feet that was still frantically rubbing against his trouser leg: "Look at it, its IQ is probably no more than fifty. Does it have anything to do with what I was talking about?"
"This Chun Chun is such a weirdo!"
"I wonder which wretched child it was, coming here for an extra meal!"
Lin Yue's eyes lit up.
If this gets brought back to the bureau...
If I go to a gloomy crime scene in the future, wouldn't it provide both physical and magical protection?
Lin Yue squatted down, trying her best to make her voice sound gentle and approachable.
"Little puppy, how about you come with me?"
"The bureau provides meals and accommodation, offers a permanent position, provides police uniforms, and allows me to go for drives and handle major cases every day."
"I'll even find you a female dog, the benefits will be top-notch!"
"Is that okay?"
The husky stopped rubbing against Yang Guang.
It turned its head and looked Lin Yue up and down with its heterochromatic eyes, one gold and one blue, before rolling its eyes in an extremely human-like manner.
That's right.
It's just rolling your eyes!
Then it took two steps back and shrank behind Yang Guang, hiding its big head between Yang Guang's legs.
He didn't forget to throw a disdainful sidelong glance at Lin Yue through the gap.
Lin Yue was stunned.
This dog actually looks down on her?
She ignored countless young men in the bureau who lined up to fawn over her, but today she was actually rejected by a husky?
"Hey!"
Lin Yue's competitive spirit kicked in.
She walked a few steps to the octagonal table and picked up the largest one from the plate of braised prawns that hadn't been touched much.
The shell was peeled off.
He held the bright red shrimp meat up to the husky's face and waved it: "Does it smell good?"
"If you come with me, you'll have meat every meal from now on!"
"How is it?"
"Aren't you coming with your sister?"
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