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Chapter 59 I'm afraid she'll have ulterior motives if I fall asleep

The husky's nose twitched twice, and a long string of clear drool dripped down.

The husky stared intently at the piece of shrimp meat, whimpering anxiously, but its front paws were firmly gripping Yang Guang's calf.

They wouldn't budge an inch.

To demonstrate its stance, it even sat down on Yang Guang's instep.

They practically have the words "die-hard fan" etched on their foreheads.

Lin Yue was deeply disappointed. She ate the shrimp in her hand herself, looking disgusted. "Forget it, this dog is blind. It's useless to take it back. I don't want it anymore."

"snort!"

Yang Guang stared at the husky with a dark face. The beast had just licked his face and was now drooling again.

Not to mention the 100,000 yuan that it swallowed!

Yang Guang kicked the dog in the rear end: "Get out of the way!"

"Don't get in my way!"

"Even if you don't eat it, I'm still going to eat it!"

Yang Guang strode to the octagonal table, picked up a clean pair of chopsticks, and ignoring the husky that was tugging at his trouser leg, began to show off the plate of stir-fried pork.

Only dry rice can relieve the discomfort.

Yu Zixin helped Xu Mingxiu out as well.

As for what just happened, it was like a dream. Now that the little devil has been dealt with, everything seems to have returned to normal.

But the two candles on the table, and the husky anxiously pawing at Yang Guang's legs, seem to confirm that everything that just happened was real.

While showing off his food, Yang Guang called out, "Sisters-in-law, don't just stand there. Just think of that show as a little interlude, like watching a horror movie."

"It's alright now."

"Eat it while it's hot."

Xu Mingxiu and the other girls looked at him with strange expressions, but still nodded with smiles.

After what just happened, they simply couldn't eat!

I'm still shaken.

I'm definitely going to have nightmares tonight!

Xu Mingxiu looked at Yang Guang with some concern and asked, "Xiao Guang, was that person really targeting you?"

Yang Guang's mouth was stuffed full of rice, and his cheeks were bulging like a hamster's.

He mumbled indistinctly, "Don't worry, sister-in-law, it's coming for me, but you don't need to worry about me either, it won't work on me."

"But this thing has already been digested by that stupid dog."

"Your house is absolutely safe now."

"Hey, this fish is really good today."

"Eldest daughter, get your father another bowl of rice!"

Yu Zixin stood still, looking at Yang Guang.

This guy.

The way he was beating the ghost with the sole of his shoe just now is just as ferocious as the way he's begging with his bowl now.

"Don't you have hands?"

"snort!"

Although Yu Zixin complained, she still obediently walked over and took the empty bowl that Yang Guang handed her.

What happened tonight completely overturned her worldview.

But it is undeniable that...

With Yang Guang around, there seemed to be a strange sense of security.

Even though this sense of security is always accompanied by the risk of social death and financial loss.

Lin Yue sat back down, staring resentfully at the husky under the table, and asked, "Yang Guang, what are you going to do with this dog?"

Yang Guang rolled his eyes and said, "This dog is a walking pile of money now."

"Once I've eaten my fill, I'll find a secluded corner and hang it upside down to get my 100,000 yuan!"

The husky understood the words "upside down".

The body, which had been squatting on the ground waiting to be fed, suddenly froze.

With a loud "Awoo!"

They crawled directly into the deepest part of the octagonal table.

Only its furry tail was left outside, trembling.

Lin Yue watched this scene and rubbed her temples.

What kind of monsters and demons are these?

The case can't be investigated!

This world has gone completely mad!

Yang Guang ate three large bowls of white rice and then let out a satisfied burp.

The dignity of the dry rice people has finally been preserved.

He glanced down under the table and saw the husky lying in the shadows, its paws on its nose, adopting an ostrich-like posture of "If I can't see you, you can't see me."

"come out!"

Yang Guang kicked its rear end with his toe.

The husky grunted and, instead of coming out, shrank even deeper inside.

Yang Guang laughed in exasperation: "Heh!"

"You dine and dashed and now you want to renege on your payment?"

"Come out and explain yourself! How exactly is my 100,000 yuan going to be calculated?"

Lin Yue had finished eating. She rested her chin on her hand and watched Yang Guang struggle with a dog, finding it quite amusing.

Although this husky is blind.

But why am I so angry?

(`ヘ´) I'm so angry!

Yang Guang ignored the husky and pulled a jade pendant that was entirely green from the bag.

"then."

With a flick of his wrist, Yang Guang sent the jade pendant flying in an arc through the air before it landed precisely in Yu Zixin's arms.

"You should keep this close to your body."

Yang Guang pointed to the jade pendant and solemnly instructed, "Whether you're going to the toilet, taking a bath, or even when you're dating and out in the woods, you absolutely cannot take it off."

"With this, not to mention brats."

"Even if Sadako crawled out of the TV, she would still have to kowtow to you twice before leaving."

Yu Zixin's face flushed red all the way to the roots of her neck.

"What nonsense are you spouting!"

Yu Zixin clenched the jade pendant in her palm; the pendant was warm to the touch.

Yang Guang ignored her protest, turned around and walked to the security door, taking out three yellow talismans covered with cinnabar.

With a swift movement, the talisman fell.

The Death Gate corresponding to the Kun position, the Shock Gate corresponding to the Dui position, and finally the main gate are placed on the main gate.

These three directions were covered up completely.

"Sister-in-law, as long as these talismans are not destroyed, all the evil spirits within a ten-mile radius will have to avoid your house."

Yang Guang dusted off his hands: "Even if it were the Black and White Impermanence coming to collect souls, they would still have to scan a QR code and fill out an application form outside the door first."

"alright."

"I'll be going now, it'll be a bit of a hassle for you to pack up."

Xu Mingxiu looked at Yang Guang and said, "Xiao Guang, thank you so much for today."

"It's already dark outside. Why don't you stay here with your sister-in-law tonight instead of going back?"

Lin Yue suddenly turned her head and stared at Yang Guang.

Yu Zixin was so nervous that she frantically dug her toes into the ground and even her breathing became erratic.

Yang Guang jumped back a large step, clutching his collar tightly with both hands: "Sister-in-law, this is absolutely not allowed!"

"I'm a perfectly respectable virgin young man, and I practice the Pure Yang Boy Technique!"

"What if my eldest daughter is attracted to my good looks and tries to take advantage of me while I'm asleep?"

"I still want to remain a virgin and go back to the Yang family to have children!"

Yu Zixin rolled her eyes, speechless with anger, and grabbed an empty plastic water bottle from the table, throwing it at the source: "Get out!"

"Go to hell!"

Yang Guang laughed heartily and said, "Sister-in-law, I'm not afraid of walking at night. It's more likely that others are afraid of me walking at night."

"..."

Good guy.

It really is!

Everyone covered their faces as they recalled Yang Guang's brutal act.

When he walks at night, all the ghosts detour around him.

Yang Guang kicked the table leg, still harboring resentment towards the guy who had swallowed his 100,000 yuan: "Are you leaving or not?"

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