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Chapter 89 Lin Qingshan's Zombie Chronicles
"A Taoist certificate?"
Lin Qingshan, inside the Wuling Hongguang van, was slightly taken aback. He leaned out, somewhat bewildered, and asked in confusion:
"What Taoist certificate? Chairman Su, how come I didn't know I had such a thing?"
"It's alright, Master Lin. This was given to me by your parents when you first entered the school to cultivate."
"It might have been passed down from your ancestors, but your parents didn't tell you."
"After you've subdued those zombies, if the police come to question you, just show them your Taoist certificate."
Su Yu responded with a smile, and then, seizing the opportunity, precisely tossed a document into the Wuling Hongguang van.
Before parting, Su Yu specially applied a damage reduction and damage increase buff to Lin Qingshan.
Lin Qingshan: Thank you for the divine deification, I have lived up to your expectations!!!
"Little Tiger, I've already given you the stuff, now hurry up and go."
At Su Yu's signal, Wang Xiaohu swerved the steering wheel and then stepped on the gas, narrowly missing the only good leg of the old man lying in the middle of the road.
"Um??"
Having just survived a life-or-death moment, Old Sun stared blankly at Wang Xiaohu's speeding figure, somewhat dazed.
No, no.
This scene seemed so familiar to him.
He even felt like he was back in the day when his leg was crushed.
"Brother Sun, Brother Sun, don't look at the car in front yet, there's another one behind."
"Don't let the ones behind escape too."
Only after being shouted at by those around him did Old Sun gradually calm down from his dazed state.
What happened to him just now? Could it be that his body is experiencing stress from not doing this job for so many years?
No, absolutely not, this is a task that Cuihua gave him.
He was careless and let the first car go, so he wants to prove himself.
Immediately, Old Sun's face turned fierce as he stared intently at the Land Rover Range Rover as it slowed down, eventually stopping more than fifty meters away from him.
"Hmph, you've stopped?"
Old Sun scoffed dismissively, "You think you can get rid of it this way?"
"Today I'll show you what it means to be unable to clear your name even if you jump into the Yellow River."
He took a deep breath and struggled to his feet.
Amidst everyone's astonished gazes, he resolutely ran towards the Land Rover Range Rover in front of him.
"Boss, what do we do? Is this old man trying to extort money from us?"
Wang Xiaolong looked at Old Sun running towards them and asked Su Yu for his opinion.
"Don't ask me about such things. Just follow your heart as a member of the Wang family."
"Think about what your uncles, third uncles, grandfathers, eldest maternal uncles, second maternal uncles, and third maternal uncles would do?"
Upon hearing this, the confusion in Wang Xiaolong's eyes instantly vanished.
"Got it!"
A cruel smile slowly crept onto Wang Xiaolong's lips as he stared coldly at Old Sun, who was running towards him.
At the same time, the right foot that was pressing the brake was slowly lifted up.
The next second, he suddenly exerted force with his ankle, slamming the sole of his shoe into the accelerator!
With a buzzing sound.
The engine roared violently, a sound that was both piercing and deafening, and the whole car jerked violently forward.
The tires rubbed against the asphalt road, kicking up small bits of sand and gravel.
Accompanied by a powerful melody, Wang Xiaolong and Old Sun, who was running towards him, ran towards each other.
The deafening roar of the engine assaulted Old Sun's eardrums, while the powerful wind from the Range Rover swept towards him.
Old Sun's pupils constricted sharply, his face turned deathly pale, and his legs trembled uncontrollably.
His entire body was flashing warning signals at him.
Escape, you absolutely must escape, or you will definitely die.
Coincidentally, he met Wang Xiaolong's eyes in the driver's seat.
Those were eyes devoid of any emotion, without a trace of emotion.
Just like Li Hongbing, who broke his leg back then.
"No...no!!"
There was no trace of a smile left; his eyes revealed tension, even a hint of fear.
The front of the Land Rover was getting closer and closer to him, and so was death.
Old Sun was terrified, his eyes filled with horror.
No, he can't die. He still has a mission and a task to complete...
No, that's wrong. Old Sun is just a shameless old rogue and a lecher. He has no mission or task whatsoever.
He simply didn't want to die.
But the reason that I don't want to die is enough.
He no longer cared about extorting money from people on the road; he scrambled backward, dodging repeatedly while screaming in panic.
"Stop! Stop the car now!!"
But Wang Xiaolong, sitting in the driver's seat, remained unmoved, his cold gaze fixed on the fleeing Old Sun.
With his adrenaline surging, Old Sun mustered all his strength and leaped away, landing awkwardly sideways.
His body rolled twice on the road, narrowly avoiding the fatal impact.
Seeing that he hadn't hit anything, Wang Xiaolong slammed on the brakes, the tires screeching and screeching against the road.
Two dark, glaring skid marks were left on the ground.
But this was not the end. Before Old Sun, who was lying on the ground panting heavily and trembling all over, could recover, he was still in shock.
Wang Xiaolong turned the steering wheel fully with one hand and steered the car towards Old Sun.
Without hesitation, he pressed the accelerator again, and the engine roared once more.
"Aaaaaah!!!"
Old Sun risked his life to get up and run away.
"Ha ha ha ha!!!"
Wang Xiaolong threw his head back and burst into wild laughter.
The maniacal laughter sounded particularly eerie amidst the roar of the engine.
"Madmen, they're all madmen!"
The nightmare from many years ago has recurred, and this person is even more insane than Li Hongbing back then.
For so many years, Old Sun has been thinking about this.
He could never imagine what the outcome would have been if Li Hongbing had held a grudge against him back then.
But today, he can experience it firsthand.
"Help! Help me!"
Old Sun called out to the old men who had come with him.
But when the tree falls, the monkeys scatter, especially when facing a madman like Wang Xiaolong.
Those people have long since vanished without a trace.
While Wang Xiaolong was playing tricks on the lame old man, Wang Xiaohu and Lin Qingshan also arrived at the enemy's headquarters.
"Master Lin, we've arrived. The rest is up to you."
Wang Xiaohu slowed down and reminded him as they were about to stop.
"Yes, Brother Wang Xiaohu, don't worry."
"We're professionals at dealing with these zombies."
"Do it!!!"
Wang Xiaohu nodded and replied:
"Alright, now that you're all ready, I'll open the car door."
Wang Cuihua and the other elderly women around the Wuling Hongguang car stared at the car that had suddenly appeared.
"What happened? Old Sun couldn't stop them."
A look of surprise appeared on Wang Cuihua's face.
She was well aware of Old Sun's methods.
Unexpectedly, even Old Sun fell into the hands of these people.
She really underestimated them.
However, that's where they ended up.
"Quick, protect the sound system! If they dare touch it, we'll stick to them!"
While Wang Cuihua was still arranging tactics.
The door of the Wuling Hongguang opened, and a group of people wearing yellow Taoist robes poured out of the vehicle.
Wang Cuihua was completely stunned.
It's not just about Lin Qingshan and the others' appearance, but also how so many people were hidden in the car.
Despite her doubts, Wang Cuihua was not to be outdone. She stepped forward and tried to launch an unreasonable attack.
Lin Qingshan didn't give her that chance at all.
"Such powerful demonic energy, it must be the Zombie King, Sticky Rice!"
Lin Qingshan picked up a wooden spoon, filled the thermos with a large spoonful of glutinous rice that had just been steamed in the pressure cooker, and sprinkled it indiscriminately on Wang Cuihua and the others' faces.
The moment the glutinous rice got on Wang Cuihua's face.
"Aaaaaah!!!"
Wang Cuihua and the others who had been smeared with glutinous rice immediately burst into a series of pitiful wails.
Holy crap!
"Brother Wang, look! I knew it! This old bastard really isn't human!"
"They seem to really be afraid of glutinous rice."
"Quickly, disciples, bring out the copper coins, willow branches, and thunder magic artifacts!"
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