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Chapter 90 Is this what love tastes like? No, it tastes like voltage!
Upon hearing Lin Qingshan's words, Wang Xiaohu's face showed a big question mark.
No, buddy?
You took freshly cooked glutinous rice, cooked in a pressure cooker, and threw it on someone's face.
Let alone old men and women like Wang Cuihua, even if they threw it in Lin Qingshan's face, she would still scream!
However, this is normal and fits Lin Qingshan's character.
Otherwise, Su Yu wouldn't have asked Lin Qingshan to come out and deal with those old bastards like Wang Cuihua.
Wang Xiaohu watched silently as Lin Qingshan and his disciples carried out a brutal massacre of Wang Cuihua and her companions.
Some people were holding thick willow sticks and hitting the backs of these dancing zombies hard.
Some people held a copper coin sword in each hand and slashed from the east side of the square to the west side.
Fortunately, it was just a copper coin sword.
………………
"Aaaaaah!!!"
The scene was one of wailing and utter chaos.
In just one encounter, Wang Cuihua's side was completely wiped out.
"You...you're trying to kill me?"
At this moment, Wang Cuihua's hair was disheveled from the beating, and her face was red and swollen from being scalded by the glutinous rice.
"Stop...stop it!!"
"I give up, we give up! We'll never do square dancing again, okay!"
Hearing Wang Cuihua's pleas for mercy, Lin Qingshan showed no pity whatsoever; instead, he exclaimed in surprise:
"You zombie can even mimic human speech."
"That wretched zombie actually tried to disguise itself as an old human woman to beg for mercy."
"Apprentices, you mustn't fall for their tricks!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Lin Qingshan took out the magic weapon he used for thunder magic from his pocket.
A giant power bank is connected to a power cord. When the switch is turned on, purple arcs of electricity instantly wrap around the entire cord.
Lin Qingshan was wearing an insulated glove when he snapped it shut.
The wire in his hand moved with lightning speed, striking her hard on the back.
Instantly, Wang Cuihua's skin was torn open.
"what!"
Unlike the farmer's whip in Jiang Mo's hands, Lin Qingshan's electrical wires also have enchanted effects.
The piercing, itchy, and excruciating pain spread throughout Wang Cuihua's entire body; every inch of her bones felt like it was being burned by an electric current.
He was curled up, his body convulsing and trembling uncontrollably, looking utterly pathetic.
"Our ancestor's unique skills are indeed quite something; it is this extremely powerful and yang thunder magic that can subdue demons."
"Thunder God and Lightning Goddess, swiftly descend with your mighty power! Hear my summons, reveal your true forms immediately! As the Jade Emperor commands!!"
Lin Qingshan muttered incantations while flicking his wrist and waving the wire.
The power line drew a sharp arc in the air, accompanied by a crackling sound of electricity.
The music for square dancing continued to play, and Lin Qingshan, following the rhythm of the music, rhythmically swung the power cord, striking Wang Cuihua's body.
"Aww, aww, aww!!!"
A shrill, eerie scream burst uncontrollably from Wang Cuihua's throat.
Seeing this, Wang Xiaohu, leaning against the door of the Wuling Hongguang, couldn't help but exclaim:
"Holy crap, this Master Lin is actually using alternating current!!!"
"It's such a pity that the eldest brother and the boss didn't get to see such a wonderful scene."
"No, I need to quickly take a video of the two of them and send it over."
………………
"Damn, this road next to our school is still too narrow!"
Wang Xiaolong slammed his fist on the steering wheel and complained angrily:
"These old bastards actually turned into a side alley and ran away, otherwise I would have broken their other good leg too."
"Alright, alright."
"He's gone, that's all. He was just a lame old man."
"Um."
Wang Xiaolong nodded, and suddenly his phone vibrated.
He subconsciously opened his phone and said to Su Yu in the car, "It's a video sent by Xiao Hu."
Su Yu curiously leaned over and watched the video that Wang Xiaohu had sent him with Wang Xiaolong.
"Quick, quick, Xiaolong, open it faster."
"If you go too late, you might miss the live-action Mr. Zombie."
"Master Lin subdued the thousand-year-old zombie. This Lin Qingshan actually knows thunder magic."
"yes!!"
…………
"Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh~~~~"
Under Lin Qingshan's thunder magic, Wang Cuihua's hair was blown up, and her body convulsed violently and trembled wildly.
At that moment, Wang Cuihua's dance partner, Old Zhang, happened to arrive with his small group of elderly men and women to take over.
It was getting dark, and Old Zhang also had presbyopia, so his eyesight wasn't very good.
He looked at Wang Cuihua from afar.
"Hey, Cuihua, where did you get such a trendy hairstyle? It actually looks pretty good."
"Also, Cuihua, your dancing moves and postures are different from before?"
"Does this mean we're not doing square dancing today, but breakdancing instead?"
Old Zhang suddenly had a flash of inspiration and remembered what Wang Cuihua had told him a few days ago when she asked him to pay for a stereo system.
Wang Cuihua once said that if he paid for it, she would give him a surprise.
Could this be the surprise his darling Cuihua had promised him?
It must be.
Thinking of this, Old Zhang no longer hesitated and hurried toward the convulsing Wang Cuihua.
"Cuihua, I'm here!!"
"No...no..."
Wang Cuihua looked at Old Zhang in terror, hoping he would rescue her.
But her body was already numb, and she couldn't speak.
"What? Cuihua, what are you talking about?"
"Honestly, how old are we? You're still playing these kinds of games."
"But I like it!"
Old Zhang, like a tailor from a kung fu movie, swayed his body as he ran towards Wang Cuihua and took her hand.
The moment their fingers intertwined.
The electric current from Wang Cuihua instantly traveled to Old Zhang.
When the current was still small at first, Old Zhang had a strange feeling and exclaimed with delight.
"Is this what that tingling sensation in love feels like?"
"I never imagined that I, Old Zhang, an old man nearing seventy, could still......"
Before he could finish speaking, the current suddenly increased.
"Ugh...uh...uh..."
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