I've been possessed by a culinary genius, and I've turned Shaxian snacks into a rip-off!

Flames soared into the sky in the kitchen.

The range hood in front of the stove whirred and turned, and Li Zhibai stood in front of the stove, humming a happy song as he tossed the iron pot.

"Come on~ Let's have some fun~ We have plenty of time anyway~~"

"Come on~ Let's rip off our customers~ We have plenty of fat sheep~~"

"..."

"Braised pork, braised pork, ninety-nine yuan a piece, one meal and you'll crave it for three days, your wallet will be three sizes thinner, how much sorrow can one have? Just like a bowl of stew flowing eastward~~~"

When he got into the song, he even used a spatula as a microphone and spun the wok 360 degrees, almost throwing the meat in the wok against the wall.

Su Su had just carried a stack of empty plates into the kitchen when she heard her master's mesmerizing singing. She felt so embarrassed that she wanted to stick her toes out and plug her ears with headphones.

It's so addictive.

The outdoor dining area was now completely full.

A group of regular customers were munching away.

Fatty Pang Yi had already finished three plates of food and was now launching an attack on a pot of braised pork.

He has a signature move when eating braised pork: as soon as the meat enters his mouth, the fat on his body begins to tremble rhythmically, somewhat like the spin cycle of an old-fashioned washing machine.

Yu Shen, who was sitting next to him, couldn't stand it anymore and almost kicked him under the table.

"Fatty, can you stop shaking? You've spilled all my soup, do you know that?!"

"Smack smack~~ I didn't want to shake like that either," Pang Yi mumbled, his mouth full of meat. "It's just that this braised pork is so delicious, smack smack~~~ I can't control myself when I think about not being able to eat it for many days to come."

As he spoke, he picked up another piece of braised pork and stuffed it into his mouth. His fat jiggled even more violently, and the stool under his buttocks almost fell apart from the shaking.

Unable to bear it any longer, Yu Shen took his plate and moved to Wang Yun's table.

He regretted it as soon as he changed seats and sat down.

The couple across from them, Wang Yun and Yao Qianqian, immediately started being all lovey-dovey, picking food for each other, feeding each other, taking bites from each other, and showing off their affection.

Just as Yu Shen lowered his head to continue eating his noodles, a voice from across the table gave him goosebumps.

"Honey, this piece of meat is a bit fatty, you can have it~~"

"Baby, you're so good to me. Here, I'll give you all my skinny bits. Open your mouth, ah~~"

"Ah~ Mmm~ Darling, the meat you feed me is the best~"

Yu Shen slammed his chopsticks on the table and glared angrily at the two of them.

"Hey Wang Yun, can you and your girlfriend stop showing off your love while we're eating? You two keep calling each other 'darling,' how am I supposed to eat?!"

"What, are you jealous?" Wang Yun deliberately provoked him: "If you're jealous, hurry up and find someone. Don't hang out with Fatty all the time. In two years, you two will be practically a couple."

"Who's with him and his wife? You're asking for trouble, aren't you?"

Upon hearing this, Pang Yi lifted his head from the braised pork pot, his lips still smeared with sauce, and looked at Yu Shen, saying with a wronged expression, "Old Yu, you actually look down on me!"

"Nonsense! I'd still look down on you even if you were a woman."

Why?

"Because you eat too much, we can't afford to feed you!"

"Damn it!"

Hearing their bickering, Lu Qianshan, sitting at the next table, looked at Mu Cixuan sitting opposite him and asked, "Mumu, how much did you get paid for your writing?"

Mu Cixuan: "Last month was alright, I made over ten thousand."

That's enough for two meals.

"..." Mu Cixuan suddenly felt that the wontons in her bowl didn't taste good anymore.

I spent six or seven thousand yuan on a retaliatory meal today. Ten thousand yuan is really only enough for two meals.

Why do these wealthy people speak of such a cruel reality in such a casual tone?

hateful!

After eating for a while, Yu Shen suddenly felt like something was missing, so he turned to Mu Cixuan and asked, "Mu Mu, weren't you chatting in the group today?"

Mu Cixuan shook her head: "Nothing, what's wrong?"

"No wonder I felt something was missing. At this time of day, Lao Cha should be barking in the group chat, but he's not making a sound."

"No, we have to make him feel involved too."

Yu Shen immediately took out his phone and took a close-up shot of the food in front of him from every angle. Then he took a picture of himself enjoying each bite of meat and sip of soup before sending it to the group chat.

A fish in the deep sea: [Video.mp4]

A fish in the deep sea: [@Don't pour the tea too full, old tea, look at this braised pork, it's so tender and fragrant, look at this soup, it's so rich and pure, and look at my face, it's so blissful and happy... What a pity, some people are away on business and can't eat it~~]

The message received a response within just two seconds of being sent.

Don't fill the teacup so full: [? ? ? ? ? ? ? ]

Don't fill the teacup so full: [You, surnamed Yu, are at it again, aren't you! You just wait! You just wait!]

Don't fill the teacup so full: [The first thing I'll do when I get back is shove your head into that bowl of braised pork! (#｀Д´)ﾉﾟ！ ！ ！ 】

Even mountains and seas can be flattened: [Old Fish, if you provoke him like this, he might really take action when he gets back. You should think about it.]

A fish in the deep sea: [That depends on him coming back first. Besides, tomorrow is Li Heizi's last day of business. By the time he gets back, it'll be too late. He won't even be able to eat it then.]

Don't fill the teacup so full: [...]

Don't fill the tea cup so full: [The password is... I won't be back until the day after tomorrow! Does that mean I won't even make it for my last meal?!]

Deep Sea Fish: [Yeah, the landlord's taking over the shop, so Li Heizi has to close down. Tomorrow's the last day of business, and then he'll be moving. I heard he hasn't found a new place yet.]

A fish in the deep sea: [I was going to save you a spot, what a pity! By the way, your business trip came at just the right time, you're really lucky.]

A fish from the deep sea: [But it's okay, I'll make sure you feel involved. Watch me eat another piece of meat, braised pork belly picture.jpg]

Don't fill the teacup so full: [I'm fucking...]

Don't fill the teacup so full: [I don't want to live anymore! (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)！]

Just then, Pang Yi sent an even more heartbreaking message.

I'm Not Fatty: [Old Tea, don't worry. Although Li Heizi is opening a new store in a different location, we don't know when it will open! Hehe~(΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵)]

Don't fill the teacup so full: [Password, a bunch of newbies! You all just wait and see!!!]

Twilight is not forest: [@Tea, don't pour the tea too full, Tea Bro, don't worry. Although the boss is moving, he'll be cooking at Su Laoban's shop for Mid-Autumn Festival. You can reserve a table in advance, and you should be able to get a table then.]

Don't fill the tea cup so full: [Really? Oh my god! You're so much better, Mumu, unlike that bastard surnamed Yu who's always trying to tempt me. I'll order from Boss Su right now (っ˘ω˘c).]

However, just a second later, his temper flared up again.

Twilight Isn't Forest: [Ah! Sorry, Boss Su said the restaurant is fully booked for the Mid-Autumn Festival.]

Don't fill the teacup so full: [...]

Don't fill the teacup so full: [Mumu, you've become naughty too.]

Don't fill the teacup so full: [Where's my gun?! ︻═════一]

【............】

Yu Shen and the others couldn't help but burst into laughter as they looked at the group chat messages.

"Hahahaha...Serves him right! He chose this time for his business trip, that's just his fate, Old Tea!"

Just as they were eating and teasing Cha Xiaocha in the group chat, five or six young people suddenly rushed in through the door.

As soon as the group entered, they started looking around, as if they were looking for something.

"Finally found that ridiculously expensive Shaxian snack shop Brother Long mentioned! Let's check the prices first... Oh my god!"

"Brother Long really wasn't exaggerating at all. I thought he was just bragging, but it turns out it's true."

"But since we're already here, let's try it and see how delicious it is. If it's not good, I'll curse him out online."