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Li Tao (Rational Discussion): After watching the first and second episodes, there's a couple among the contestants who really seem like they're gay. Should we invest in them?

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[This also made me the "Queen of Quick Solutions"...]

Anyway, after watching the second episode, even a ten-year veteran of BL (Boys' Love) dramas fell silent.

[Nothing more needs to be said, let our American sisters step forward and show their strength.]

……

What does this mean?

What on earth is going on upstairs?

What is "real gay"? What kind of gay relationship exists? Who is "real gay"?

【lgccw】

[Hilarious! There was no censorship at all! Who else could be the "American CP" on the show besides that pair? Of course, it's the "Lingjiao" couple!]

[That's right, that's right, the atmosphere between these two is really weird. I'm putting it out there: if they're not real, then I'm not!]

【Wow! Finally, someone understands me! Everyone says their relationship is a pure childhood friendship, and it's normal for them to be close, but my brother and his best friend are really not like that! Something's not right between them! Something's really wrong!!!】

[Impossible, right? Those two are obviously straight men, okay? I'm telling you CP fans, don't go too far. You've ruined your brains by eating all this sugar all day long.]

[Exactly! They've been childhood friends for twenty years, so what's wrong with being a little close and interacting a lot? Just because someone's a good friend doesn't mean you can spread rumors about their sexual orientation. They're practically in the entertainment industry; getting labeled like that, do they even want to stay in the business?]

[Suspecting it's a stunt by the rival, American women are wary of all sorts of "real gay" comments!]

[They're all talk and no action, but they're incredibly hard at debunking rumors.]

[Where did these two unknown, obscure people come from? Those who criticize them for shipping them should probably go see a doctor for paranoia.]

[Who's spreading rumors? Let me just say this: one of them is definitely gay. Even if we take a step back and assume Jiao Wangshu is straight, Ling Tinglan is definitely not!]

Great minds think alike! That damp, ghostly male scent was just too overpowering! This lousy show already didn't have much screen time for the two of them, and I spent several days watching all their footage, whether it was the main program or the scraps in the behind-the-scenes clips, every single shot was a double shot.

This is the true value of the saying, "Within half a step of the bright moon, there will surely be a clear and melodious sound."

[They were watching so intently, it's definitely a ghost story behind it.]

Sigh, I really felt sorry for Li Shu during the dorm selection process. It's so pitiful to be stuck between a couple deeply in love and be a third wheel.

[That's right, look at the look in Ling Tinglan's eyes when she heard that her partner agreed to let Li Shu move in. The camera was still on, and her face turned dark in a second. I was startled even in broad daylight.]

[Li Shu: You've mistakenly entered the imperial palace; please put down your weapon.]

[Shu, please don't sleep too soundly at night. It's best to keep one eye open and one eye closed. Mom is afraid that Ling Tinglan might get up in the middle of the night and secretly stab you (sobs)]

Thankfully, the glare can't kill, otherwise Li Shu would have died eight hundred times a day.

[Why does everyone say Ling Tinglan is gay? I don't think Jiao Wangshu could be innocent either. He's so tolerant of Ling Tinglan. I've never seen a brother pick fish bones out of food for him or use him as a sleeping mat. When they were in Class F, Ling Tinglan got bored practicing the theme song and braided his hair into a little braid. Jiao Wangshu didn't even look up. Instead, he reached out and handed him a hair tie.]

[Where is it?! I didn't see this at all!!!]

[In the eleventh bonus clip, at 27 minutes and 5 seconds.]

[Only two seconds of screen time... Could the production team possibly make it any shorter?!]

I'm truly speechless. Isn't it said that you shouldn't touch a man's head? Yet Jiao Wangshu just lets herself be tossed around like this.

[Who can blame them? That person is Ling Tinglan; one dotes on her relentlessly, the other is incredibly difficult.]

Don't ask, it's just socialist brotherhood.

Whose brothers turned out like this...?

[This is hilarious! How come after all these years, there are still people who buy into straight men's bromance?]

Because chives are available every year, and they're fresh every year.

[Can you stop fooling yourself, America? Does anyone even care about your fake on-screen couple?]

[Can the person upstairs please tone it down? You think nobody cares about the prestige of being number one in the "Super Star" CP supertopic? Don't project your own self-introduction onto real couples.]

[No wonder he's been jumping around and constantly criticizing the US. I clicked on his homepage and it all made sense. He insists on eating this pile of shit from "Yanxing," so why can't he let his American sisters eat something better?]

[Just jealousy. They're treating these Reuters collages like candy, so just let them have their way.]

[It's hilarious! My homepage is flooded with posts from fans of Yanxing going crazy, saying things like "It's Chinese New Year!", "So sweet, so cute!", "The couple finally got to be in the same frame!" But when I looked, they were just piecing together pictures from two different fan sites and calling it a "same frame," and there were actually seven or eight people in between.]

[Who told Ji Yan and Su Xingran, this royal couple, to rely entirely on official interactions, with almost zero interaction and communication? A few glances and handshakes could be treated like a state banquet for viewers to enjoy.]

[Seriously? Seriously? Am I just too naive to believe this is candy?]

I felt so sorry for her after seeing this.

What are the other trainees from different groups who were cut off saying? Aren't any fans from those groups standing up to say something?

What else can be said? One is the Crown Prince of Tianhua, and the other is the Crown Prince of Chengfeng. Both families are terrifyingly powerful. Who would dare to provoke them?

American women dare to...

[True couples are this carefree! Whose daily interactions are as simple as breathing for this couple? (smug)]

There's no way around it, we "Lingjiao" (a nickname for a fan group) are into how many times they do it today, while theirs is into how many times they watch it today—it's different!

[How pitiful! American sister, please let them have their way. If you're starving like this, you'll go crazy everywhere.]

[No, no, no, please, American sister, have mercy! Both sides' solo fans are helpless (surrender). This little-known fandom can't withstand any more turmoil.]

[This American woman is completely out of her mind. She's looking for a costume here, enjoying her own fantasies while ignoring the actual person's well-being.]

[Seriously, who's really deceiving themselves? Why are they here judging how others are doing things?]

[This is all a joke to fool idiots. Wasn't it supposed to be that Ling Tinglan would follow Jiao Wangshu in everything he did? Why didn't he choose C when it came to choosing the right person? According to your logic, Ling Tinglan's true love is Su Xingran, right? You've completely lost the basic logic in your shipping.]

[Wait, Ling Tinglan and Su Xingran? Maybe we can't ship them (thinking)]

[Hey, you know what?! You really have to admit! Thinking about it, these two really do have a great match! A knight and a prince, a cool city guy and a noble young master... Whoever discovered this couple must be a genius!]

【Wait, why are you dragging Lang into this? ? ? 】

[I'm speechless. Can't your Aunt Su tone it down a bit? All you do is go around portraying your idol as a heartthrob, but does your face even deserve that? Isn't having Ji Yan enough to make her blatantly steal someone else's husband?!]

[Who told him to be the heir of Orange Wind? How could we ordinary folks afford to offend him?]

[Since Ling Tinglan and Su Xingran are a good match, why can't Ji Yan and Jiao Wangshu be? A gentle older man and an ambitious younger man—they're a perfect couple!]

[OMG! This couple is so classy!!! When I saw Jiao Wangshu vote for Ji Yan in the main episode, I jumped right out of bed! Grandma! Your favorite couple finally had some interaction!!!]

[Exactly! If this puppy is disobedient, then get a new one. We're all open-minded, why can't we have a mutual support?]

[Good heavens, now I finally understand. No wonder they're always trying to smear the American women and prevent them from shipping the "Rhombus" couple. Turns out they want those two ugly girls to each take one and leech off each other!]

So what? If you're going to seek thrills, then go all the way!

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