After gender swapping, my best friend and I hardcore BL (Boys' Love) became top influencers.

[Gender-swap | Straightforward female x Fujoshi (true BL fan) | Hilarious entertainment industry fiction | No couple pairing]
Ling Tinglan, a 24K straight woman, has three great loves in life: looking at handsome men, looking at abs, and looking at handsome men's abs.
Jiao Wangshu, the ultimate drug addict, whose life motto is: "Handsome guys don't go gay, it's against all reason!"
One day, I woke up with a hangover—
Ling Tinglan: "Holy crap, an Adam's apple?!"
Jiao Wangshu: "Holy crap, a penis?!"
The two stared at each other for three seconds: "Let's start a BL (Boys' Love) account and build a villa by the sea!"
Before I could even get a number, I was bundled into a boy band audition program.
On their debut stage, Ling Tinglan moved with clumsy movements as if she didn't recognize anyone, while Jiao Wangshu's limbs were stiff like an old man undergoing rehabilitation. Their absurd performances went viral overnight.
During a live stream featuring two people, Jiao Wangshu was forced into a princess carry, while Ling Tinglan fiercely defended her "offensive" position and they each carried the other back, turning the princess carry into Mongolian wrestling...
As the show aired, the "Lingjiao CP" broke through the competition with their bizarre style:
While other couples are showing affection, they're fighting each other.
Other couples exchanged knowing glances, while they rolled their eyes at each other.
Other couples wear matching outfits, but these two are fighting over the same pair of underwear...
#CP is hard to ship but can be funny
#It's hard to end a situation if you don't get married, but it's even harder to end one if you do.
#On the extremes of straight women and yaoi fans selling yaoi content
The two who topped the "Best Couple" list for ten consecutive years years later:
What's our secret to success?
Ling Tinglan: "Doing business with all our might"
Jiao Wangshu: "Then it became funny."
(Agent: Please, just shut up!)
[Reading Guide]
1. No CP (couple pairing)
2. Participated in a talent show but didn't make it into a group; will later pursue acting and singing.
3. No real-life counterpart; please do not apply to reality.