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Chapter 34 Why Did Brother Moon Come?
What did you eat before your live stream today?
Su Xingran read the contents of the note aloud, resting his chin on his hand as if he were seriously thinking it over. "Hmm—"
"Food? There's so much to eat, let me think..."
He counted them off on his fingers, "There are gummy candies, sparkling water, chocolate-filled gummies, hamburgers, potato chips, strawberry milk..."
[Hahaha, is the baby a little pig? How can you show off so much?]
[This is totally kids' taste! Our kids want to eat it all up!]
[My goodness, how can you eat so much and still be so thin? I'm so envious of people with this kind of naturally thin physique who can eat whatever they want and not gain weight!]
Do you have a naturally thin physique?
Su Xingran squinted but smiled without saying a word. He had almost forgotten what sugar and carbonated drinks tasted like.
Just kidding. If he really ate like that, he would have weighed 300 pounds by now. Actually, he is prone to weight gain and water retention. If he is not careful, he will swell up like a pig's head. In order to look better on camera, he started fasting last night.
Of course, this kind of truth can never be spoken aloud; it's all just a persona. The "gluttonous but never fat persona" is a well-worn one, but it's undeniably a classic. It's down-to-earth, adorable, and carries a sense of superiority that sets it apart from ordinary people.
If fans discover that their idol is also a human being who needs to eat, drink, relieve himself, and sleep, then that idol's career is truly over.
Su Xingran looked at the comments and feigned surprise, saying, "Eh? Is there really that much? Actually, there isn't. Everyone should eat their food properly."
P.S.: Ideally, everyone except him should be dark-skinned and chubby.
(Hehe, I secretly gave you guys some weight-gain drugs~ ◉‿◉)
Next up is Byun Ha-min.
He looked at the note with a troubled expression; it was written entirely in Chinese, and Bian Hewen couldn't recognize a single character. Fortunately, he could ask for help, and he eventually completed it successfully with the help of Su Xingran's online translator.
Next up is Ji Yan.
He hasn't been doing well lately; he was very silent during today's online live stream.
Ji Yansong leaned back casually on the sofa, unfolded the note with one hand, and read the words on it aloud:
"Besides yourself, which trainee do you think is the most attractive?"
The question immediately sparked a frenzy of comments in the live chat.
Ji Yan's solo fans were the first to speak out:
[Production team, are you trying to kill me?! Are you going to keep pushing this ridiculous couple pairing forever?!]
【I really can't stand it! Other trainees ask "What snacks do you like to eat?" or "What songs do you like to listen to?"... Why is it that when it comes to Ji Yan, he has to answer these suggestive questions?!】
[It's obvious who's truly dedicated, isn't it? Having the first-place candidate for center, the first-place A, and the current number one ranked center carry the torch—no wonder he's called the "Prince of Orange Wind"!]
[I'm begging for a tutorial on how to get rid of this! It's like being stuck with poop, I just can't shake it off. How can anyone be so shameless?]
[Let me be blunt. These days, we Yan fans are all going through a trial. We just finished fighting with a certain boy band and now you're trying to act stupid again? If you've got the guts, stick your face out here, and I'll slap you and you're done for.]
Who could be as unfortunate as Ji Yan, who's just a tool for selling CP (couple pairing)?
[I already predicted whose name would come up in his head. How is this question any different from the "face center" selection on the show before? Besides Su Xingran, who else could he possibly choose?]
[I've actually watched this episode. Production team, didn't you already choose the visual center? What's the point of bringing it up again during the online live Q&A segment?]
[They'll do anything to sell a CP (couple pairing). This lousy show is quite good at covering up their shortcomings; to prevent Ji Yan from getting away with it, they've already ruled him out first (rolls eyes)]
[It's all straight men selling their dads' worth of BL! If you want to sell that so badly, get the director out here!]
……
It's not surprising that Ji Yan's solo fans reacted so strongly; there's definitely something fishy going on here.
Regardless of what happened in previous seasons, there are only two names universally recognized as the "face center" in this season's "Super Star" talent show.
When the segment about choosing the center of attention aired earlier, Ji Yan chose Su Xingran without hesitation when faced with three photos placed together.
This left behind the classic sweet moment of the "Yanxing" CP: "When you are not loved, it doesn't matter if you are Ling Tinglan and Jiao Wangshu."
Ji Yan's fans were already in a super sensitive state, constantly on edge due to all sorts of controversies, and now this lousy show wants to sell itself again here. Isn't that just walking right into their trap?
The production team could only cry foul. Although this boy group audition always involves "big dumplings," this time it was purely accidental. All the questions were prepared in advance; there were dozens, even hundreds, of slips of paper in the bucket. Who knew he would just happen to draw this one?
Actually, Ji Yan's choice of Su Xingran was entirely due to his agent's repeated instructions.
This is just a publicity stunt orchestrated by Tianhua and Orange Wind Entertainment.
Both teams spent so much on marketing to promote their players before the competition, but they never expected to encounter the "American Empire" CP - "Lingjiao" - which suddenly appeared on the show.
Tianhua, who originally only wanted to promote the internal couple within the company, couldn't sit still any longer. He immediately contacted Orange Wind Entertainment, which was also having a headache, and strategically promoted the "Yanxing" couple, making them the second most popular couple in the show, second only to "Lingjiao".
Ji Yan himself doesn't really care who he chooses as the "face center," but if he were to choose based on his personal aesthetic, he would genuinely think that Jiao Wangshu is the most beautiful.
Thinking this way, he did just that. Anyway, Sister Wanling only said that Su Xingran had to be chosen on the show, but this wasn't on the show.
Ji Yan made his choice confidently and without a second thought.
"I choose Jiao Wangshu."
Not only that, he then added, "Brother Moon is the most handsome person I've ever seen in my life."
The live chat was completely silent for a second.
what……
After a long while, a sentence finally floated slowly across the screen again, the bright red text striking and eye-catching:
Can anyone tell me why "Brother Moon" came here?
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