After gender swapping, my best friend and I hardcore BL (Boys' Love) became top influencers.

[OMG! Finally, someone dared to speak my mind! I've been feeling uneasy ever since watching that live stream yesterday. During the final interactive segment, Jiao Wangshu drew a slip of paper that said "Do ten squats with the person next to you," and lo and behold, he just barged right at Ling Tinglan. He looks so skinny and weak, who knows where he got that kind of strength (crazy)]

Before I could even see who was who, he rolled up his sleeves and tried to pick Ling Tinglan up. Can I tell you? His posture was almost like my second uncle slaughtering a pig for Chinese New Year!

[Let's not be stereotypical, okay? I think "Daiyu uprooting the willow tree" has its own unique charm _(:з」∠)]

[Thinking about it carefully, could it be that we ate the wrong thing from the start? Maybe it's actually "moon ripple" instead of "water chestnut"?]

[Shut up! Can anyone tell him that the new China doesn't eat short, ugly men?!]

[Making a mess out of a flowery post is like being struck by lightning; going against my pairing is even more unpredictable (╬▔皿▔)]

【How could you have such an outrageous idea? Don't make your brother Lan laugh】

[Exactly! Jiao Wangshu was only brave for a second, okay? Why don't you mention that he just grabbed Ling Tinglan's leg, and the other person immediately reacted, then Ling Tinglan just lifted him up with one hand, and even bent down to grab Jiao Wangshu's leg. His ankle was swinging back and forth in Ling Tinglan's big hand, and Jiao Wangshu couldn't even stand up. This difference in size and strength is just so incredibly satisfying!!!]

[Is there a risk that you, "Brother Moon," might see the ceiling?]

Hahaha, this is hilarious! "Brother Moon," what are you doing here again?

[The "I really want to cry" meme just won't go away, right?]

Everyone's focusing on the size difference, but why don't you guys mention that these two amazing guys, each with a limp, are chasing each other around in circles in the live stream like two fighting roosters...?

Even now, I can't help but break down when I think back to that scene. The other three people were sitting in a row in the middle, surrounded by six eyes looking around. I felt like their worldview had been completely shattered, just like mine.

Actually, I think this move is more like Mongolian wrestling than cockfighting?

[Why isn't it wrestling... In the second half, Ling Tinglan actually caught up with me, and then the next second, a zero-frame rear naked choke completely stunned me. Little brother, I didn't know you were actually a trained fighter (screams while covering head)]

【Why didn't you mention that Jiao Wangshu even used an armbar? I really don't know where all his muscles are hidden. His arms look so white and thin, like they'd break if you bent them, but how come the muscles are all stretched out when he exerts himself?!】

[I said it from their very first stage performance: their dancing is like boxing. These two are either "Shaolin brothers" or "martial arts masters." You guys insist I've lost my mind (eye roll) (eye roll)]

[Ling Tinglan's left hook, the size of a sandbag, is seen incontinently watching you from above.]

That's called disappointment!!!

[Enough! I've said enough! Stop it! How did my god-like idol turn into a comedian?! Whose two idiots are these? Please pack them up and take them with you... (crying)]

So the strong smell of medicine between them was entirely because of those two faces?!

I will tell you in the most straightforward, direct, unambiguous, objective, accurate, systematic, truthful, concise, easy-to-understand, and suspenseful way: Yes.

Because they're both good-looking, it's incredibly captivating whenever these two faces appear in the same frame. Isn't that a kind of innate talent?

Talent is truly a cruel thing.

Am I the only one who thinks that family property like this has a certain charm?

[Exactly! So what if they're straight? So what if they're idiots? We "Lingjiao" ship this pure, authentic flavor! (Don't worry about what we shipped before.)]

[Teacher (wiping away tears), so you're not shipping our "high-class beauty and cold city man," "angel and devil," "soft-hearted god and lewd puppy" anymore? (sobs)]

[I hate it! I'm a fan of Ji Yanmeng and the "Lingjiao" CP, and I never dreamed that this online live stream disaster was waiting for me...]

[Help! The person who hates "Yan Yue" the most in the world has appeared!!!]

[This time, my husband and my mom are together... This is such an unbelievable ethical relationship that even a prime-time drama couldn't untangle. The person upstairs has such a strong mentality; they're truly the least susceptible to pressure.]

[Its resilience is comparable to that of a nuclear bomb]

[Never accept this person's idol-chasing luck again (hands clasped together) (hands clasped together) (Ami Tofu)]

[Seriously, the editing of the show is really misleading. I genuinely didn't expect Ji Yan and Jiao Wangshu to be so close. The main episodes, behind-the-scenes footage, leaked photos... there wasn't a single hint of it! "Super Star" welcomes a new "Top Ten Unsolved Mysteries": How exactly did these two meet?]

[Gentlemen, you're so lucky! Why aren't you showing off your happiness?]

[Teacher, our character Jiao Wangshu only appears a few times. If she appears any longer, we can only use her as a solo shot in the opening credits. Those who understand are already drooping with envy.]

[If "Lingjiao" hadn't become so popular from the start, I bet there wouldn't have been any scenes with Ling Tinglan and Jiao Wangshu in the final episode. How many trainees have been cut from the show? Zhao Ling was the second trainee to get an A after Ji Yan, but he was eliminated after the initial stage performance. In the theme song MV, only a few strands of his hair were visible. If he hadn't mentioned it himself, who would have known that he was in Class A and standing next to Ji Yan?]

So now he's constantly going live on the other side of the street to criticize the production team. He's quit being an idol and has transitioned into a full-time reaction and gaming blogger. His career is much more promising than when he was an idol.

[Actually, I always thought that Kid Bro was a pure straight guy with zero BL savvy. He was the kind of guy who, if his brother kissed him face to face, would just stare at him blankly and say, "Bro, did you just eat chives?" But I never expected that he would betray me so easily.]

When I heard the words "Brother Moon," I thought I had stumbled into a children's channel...

[Are they selling "Flame Moon" instead of "Flame Star" this time?]

[Delicious New Year's treats (YamiYami)]

Even Su Xingran was stunned. I seriously suspect he secretly rolled his eyes at Ji Yan with his back to the camera, a mixture of shock and relief: Wow! Bro, you finally know how to sell!

[What eye roll? I've watched this entire live stream, how come there are still parts I haven't seen?]

[Around 47 minutes and 39 seconds, the reflection on the desktop is clearly visible.]

[I laughed so hard I almost died. The comments section was flooded with "What do you mean by that, big brother...?"]

[You guys are just having fun, but I'm genuinely, I really want to grab him by the neck and ask: Big brother, what do you mean by this?! Seriously? Do you know how hard it is to help you build up your online presence and clean up your keywords? I was all ready to fight, and you just shut me down with one sentence, don't you know that?]

From now on, I will never be able to hold my head up in front of fans again. I can no longer righteously call them "bromance fans" because it seems my brother has also developed a "bromance spirit root."

What did they say about the filament?

What else can I say? A bunch of old hags are completely immune to pressure; they're so happy with their newly minted handsome son-in-law that they're practically lost in their own world.

Oh, I almost forgot, Su Xingran also performed consistently yesterday, selling off a large amount of stock.

Hey! Stealing someone's husband right in front of them will get you punished!

Who cares? The more lovers you have, the more impressive you are! I think this "Lanxing" is particularly noisy even amidst the flames of war.

Ultimately, all of this is the result of Ji Yan's actions.

I think Ji Yan is determined to build his own "Star Moon Myth".

[It seems that Su Xingran is also single-mindedly focused on researching how to "waterproof and put out fires"]

[My God, what the hell is this commotion?]

I'm begging you, why is this livestreaming joke still following me...?