After gender swapping, my best friend and I hardcore BL (Boys' Love) became top influencers.
Chapter 54 is about selling bromance, but it can't be real gay romance.
In any case, Li Shu finally achieved his goal, packing his bags and heading to the neighboring house overnight.
Ye Zhile rolled her eyes as she picked up one piece of clothing after another with her fingers and tossed them to Li Shu to fold, her expression one of utter disdain.
Watching the two figures leave carrying their large and small bags, the dormitory door slammed shut again.
Ling Tinglan pointed with her finger, puzzled. "What's going on between them?"
"I don't know..."
Jiao Wangshu didn't initially think it was strange, because he always felt that Ye Zhile and Su Xingran were essentially the same kind of people.
The only difference is that Ye Zhile's meanness is open, while Su Xingran's meanness is subtle.
Perhaps the thing they love most in the whole world is their own face?
Could it be that they want to team up and create a CP (couple pairing) like them?
Has Li Shu finally grasped the true meaning of "boy bands that don't sell bromance might as well go home and sell sweet potatoes"?
Ling Tinglan stroked her chin and sighed, "They've really gone too far with their bromance! They're even living together now!"
"Tsk tsk, the world is going to the dogs."
"Who can argue with that?"
Jiao Wangshu was instead spurred on by this, thinking, "Even Li Shu has such awareness and ambition, so we must work even harder!"
"There's no way we could outsell these guys!"
Encouraged by Jiao Wangshu, Ling Tinglan's fighting spirit was ignited. He clenched his fist and his eyes were as determined as if he were going to the battlefield.
"That's right! How could we lose to them!"
Ling Tinglan seemed to suddenly remember something, "I just happened to catch up on a bit of the 'Manual of Selling Bromance' these past few days. It says that matching couple items and similar items are already basic stuff. I also think these are all so unoriginal."
"So I have a plan."
As she spoke, Ling Tinglan took a box out of her suitcase:
"Ta-da! Couple's Bitter Tea!"
"puff--"
Jiao Wangshu coughed up a mouthful of blood, "What did you say this thing was?!"
A box of two packs of bitter tea seeds was thus fluffy and fresh as they were thrown out.
One is pink with a heart, and the other is black with a subtle pattern.
Where did he get such extravagant bitter tea seeds?!
"My uncle bought it for me."
Ling Tinglan said indifferently, "Maybe it's because I've always been a boy in this world, and I'm strong. My uncle didn't take such good care of me. Things like pants and socks, whenever my uncle bought something, he would bring me a copy as well."
Jiao Wangshu thought to herself, "No wonder it's so flashy, it really is Uncle Donghai's aesthetic..."
"Oh, let's not talk about that anymore."
Ling Tinglan shook the bitter tea seed again. "What do you think of my idea? It's super daring, isn't it? I really am a genius at selling bromance!"
Jiao Wangshu kept closing his eyes, and his blood pressure kept rising. He knew that sooner or later he would be driven to his death by this uncle-nephew duo.
This incident has shortened his lifespan by at least ten years.
"It's really bold, and it's also really curious."
Jiao Wangshu tried her best to hold back, "But—"
"I have a question."
Ling Tinglan looked at him expectantly, "What's the problem?"
"How can we show off this bitter tea seed-like product?"
Jiao Wangshu's calm tone carried a hint of despair, "I can't exactly take my pants off on stage, can I?"
"Yes."
Ling Tinglan suddenly realized, and the corners of her mouth immediately fell down. Not revealing it was the same as not selling at all! How could he have forgotten such an important point?
"Oh, what a pity."
Ling Tinglan reluctantly put down the bitter tea seed. He had finally come up with such a good idea, but he couldn't use it. This world was really too cruel to him.
He carefully put away the bitter tea seeds and continued to open "The Manual of Selling Rotten Tea".
"Let's put this plan on hold for now."
Ling Tinglan said confidently, "But don't worry, I'll think of another way! Next time I'll definitely sell them a big one!"
Jiao Wangshu: He really begged, actually he doesn't really want to sell anymore (T⌓T).
At this moment, Ling Tinglan and Jiao Wangshu had no idea that they had already given everyone a big surprise.
The production team is having a big meeting in the editing room.
Director Zheng Ze scratched his thinning hair in frustration.
"Cut out this part, this part, and this part."
The video editor, Xiao Yan, had two huge dark circles under his eyes and a face that looked like a zombie. His keyboard shortcuts and mouse were practically sparking with fire.
When he opens his mouth, it seems as if you can see his soul floating in the air:
"It's being edited, it's being edited, director, I'm really editing it all..."
"But this footage just just keeps getting ruined!!!"
Human beings have a limit to their endurance, and it is clear that the workload Xiao Yan is facing at this moment has exceeded his capacity.
Can anyone tell him why this is?
Why is there so much material about these two amazing people?!
Ling Tinglan and Jiao Wangshu, Xiao Yan will really remember you!
If they were conjoined twins, they should have said so earlier! What kind of crazy talent show is this?!
He couldn't even get a single solo shot cut; he's going to fight those two gay bastards to the death!
Zhengze patted his back sympathetically, "Xiao Yan, take your time, take your time, no rush. Anyway, this material can't be finished editing in a short time. Otherwise, you can work overtime today."
Xiao Yan: He keeps saying things that want him to die... (┳Д┳)
Zheng Ze was also helpless. The higher-ups had already spoken, and the production team was mainly promoting Ji Yan and Su Xingran. Even if they were to sell a CP (couple pairing), they had to stick to the "Yan Xing" pairing.
Besides, it's not that they don't want to cut some "Yan Yue" or "Lan Xing" scenes to attract viewers. But aside from the fact that such scenes are scarce, what if they overdo it and end up benefiting Ling Tinglan and Jiao Wangshu instead?
They're getting such a huge fan vote for such a small amount of screen time. If they try to manipulate the votes when they can't control the flow of the votes anymore, do they even want the show to continue?
Zhengze gets a headache just thinking about it.
Have these two forgotten they're participating in an audition? There are more cameras around them than trainees, how can they be so reckless and audacious?
Do you know the thrill of finding new footage in your source material at any time?
Do you know how many cabinet doors he blocked for them?
They don't know!
They have to hug each other, sleep together, and can't be separated for even a second. Why don't they go home and have eighteen babies in one go? Why bother messing up his show?
These two don't want to be in the entertainment industry anymore, but they still want this show!
Although our show is all about "big steamed buns," we can't actually get him into a real gay relationship!
Zheng Zechou lost a few more strands of hair. It is said that General Manager Sun of VV Video had also taken a liking to Ling Tinglan and Jiao Wangshu's potential, and even wanted to sign them from Donghai Entertainment and promote them.
Although they weren't involved in the talent show, with those two faces, it's impossible for them not to become famous in the entertainment industry.
As a result, Mr. Sun was also rejected by Donghai Entertainment. I don't know what triggered him, but he was angry for several days after he came back. This family of eccentric people is truly amazing!
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