After gender swapping, my best friend and I hardcore BL (Boys' Love) became top influencers.

In the practice room.

Su Xingran stared at Jiao Wangshu for a long time, chin in hand, deep in thought.

He narrowed his eyes. "By the way, do you know what kind of song 'One Kiss' is that we're going to perform?"

Jiao Wangshu breathed a sigh of relief, feeling uneasy under his gaze, and said in a somewhat uncertain tone.

"I think I know..."

Jiao Wangshu had indeed heard this song before, but he became a little unsure of himself after being asked about it.

"One Kiss" is actually a single created by a real couple.

It is said that when the song was written, the couple was in the throes of a passionate relationship, so the lyrics and melody were sexy and ambiguous, and both the music video and the live performance were designed to be exceptionally bold.

This is a stage known for its mandatory kissing at every show, and fans have commented sarcastically: "Why not just give birth on stage?"

"So, I feel we can't afford to lose."

Su Xingran made the final decision, nodding to Jiao Wangshu as if he had made some extraordinary resolution.

Pointing at the music video screen on the tablet, he boldly started speaking:

"Look at this stage, one seat for a boy and one seat for a girl, that's what we're going for is that feeling of physical intimacy and tension."

"It's a pity that we're both about the same height, so it's hard to tell the difference in our body types. Otherwise, this position would be much easier to distinguish."

"How about this?"

Su Xingran sighed regretfully, "Sigh, I'll just have to take the loss this time. I'll just jump for the boys' seat."

Uh-huh?!

Upon hearing the other party's words, Jiao Wangshu's pupils suddenly dilated. What kind of loss had he suffered?

Why can't he be the one to jump for the male position?

Jiao Wangshu was completely baffled. Seriously? Could it be that his current body is so vulnerable that even male fans as devoted as Zi Mo and Su Xingran couldn't conquer it?

"Are you crazy?"

Jiao Wangshu was initially a little doubtful, but then her tone became increasingly certain, "Then it's also possible that I'm crazy."

"Otherwise, how could I feel myself constantly hearing sleep-talking?"

Jiao Wangshu tried to awaken Su Xingran's reason and conscience.

"How about we reconsider? They can jump around like that because they're a real couple. How can we compete?"

"How about simplifying the dance moves a bit more? To be honest, I really can't keep up with the really difficult ones..."

Unfortunately, Su Xingran listened but let it go in one ear and out the other, and in her heart she despised his lack of ambition.

If it weren't for the fact that Jiao Wangshu is much prettier than him, would he have willingly given up the right-hand position in the CP (couple pairing)?

Actually, Su Xingran wouldn't tell Jiao Wangshu the truth. Although most of his fans are BL fans and MM fans, Su Xingran himself is indeed a hopeless straight man.

Unfortunately, kind-hearted people are often targeted by married women. This time, he finally found someone even easier to bully. Let's see if he doesn't seize this opportunity to attract a large number of female fans!

Thinking of this, Su Xingran became more and more excited. "Let me tell you, not only can we not reduce the number of movements, we have to keep adding more."

"Look! We need to add another close, sexy dance to this part, and it would be best if there were two people making eye contact here..."

"It's that kind of ambiguity, tension, entanglement, sexual tension! You know?"

He was hesitant to understand.

Jiao Wangshu was expressionless, and there was no light in her eyes.

Brother, I regret not meeting you in my past life.

If he could go back to when Jiao Wangshu was still a girl, he would definitely become a fan of Su Xingran.

But now, he's a man, so he can't.

I wonder if anyone can understand that Jiao Wangshu is indeed a fujoshi (a female fan of male-male romance), but from beginning to end she only wanted to watch two handsome guys fall in love and didn't want to join them.

He certainly didn't want to be the one to date the handsome guy in place of one of them!

Jiao Wangshu can only ever be a couple with Ling Tinglan in this lifetime, because he knows that their souls are both female, so there's no burden in doing so.

But Su Xingran, being a true man, really can't face even the slightest thing!!!

Unfortunately, no matter how loudly Jiao Wangshu cried out in her heart, the other party was destined not to hear her.

Su Xingran got right to work, rolling up his sleeves with great enthusiasm.

"Alright! We don't have much time left, let's start practicing now!"

Before Jiao Wangshu could react, Su Xingran pulled him up from the floor.

Jiao Wangshu: ?

He then pulled hard and kicked with his calves, and Jiao Wangshu's waist tightened, and the other person pressed against her!

One trick after another followed. Seeing that Jiao Wangshu's head was still tilted to the side and she didn't dare to turn around and look at him, Su Xingran's temper flared up. He directly grabbed her chin and turned her head around.

Jiao Wangshu stared wide-eyed at Su Xingran's eyes—

He could even see the large-diameter colored contact lenses the other person was wearing; their eyes were bloodshot, probably from wearing them for too long.

But actually, what was closer was the other person's breath, just a hand's width away, the warm breath from their conversation was so sticky and sticky, it rushed onto his face...

"What do you think of our opening sequence?"

One sentence finally brought Jiao Wangshu back to her senses.

"Aaaaaahh ...

Jiao Wangshu screamed, practically tumbling and scrambling to break free from Su Xingran's embrace.

Su Xingran was also startled by his strong reaction. He looked in the direction of the ground, but Jiao Wangshu subconsciously avoided his gaze.

Su Xingran stood there, her mouth opening and closing repeatedly, her eyes blinking repeatedly.

He looked at his hands for a moment, then at Jiao Wangshu sitting on the ground.

Su Xingran seemed to finally realize something, and after a long pause, he managed to utter a single sentence—

"Dude, are you from Kongtong?"

ha?

This question left Jiao Wangshu completely bewildered. What kind of cave was this fujoshi (a female fan of male-male romance) talking about?

At this moment, the atmosphere in the practice room was eerily terrifying.

Jiao Wangshu was deep in thought, while Su Xingran was barbecuing.

He suddenly thought of a question: if Jiao Wangshu Kongtong were the one, what would happen to Ling Tinglan, who liked him?

Gay relationships never end well!

Before Su Xingran could figure it out, Ling Tinglan next door had already finished her training for the day.

For some reason, he also looked miserable, and he sauntered over from next door to look for Jiao Wangshu.

As soon as Ling Tinglan arrived at the practice room door, she pouted and tilted her head, as if she had turned on an automatic position finder, completely ignoring Su Xingran who was still standing to the side, and slid in with a big step to Jiao Wangshu.

Then, with a twitch of her knees and a sudden weakness in her legs, she buried her head in Jiao Wangshu's arms, whimpering softly, making noises like a kitten riding a motorcycle.

I felt so wronged.

Jiao Wangshu couldn't stand this, so her hands moved automatically, holding his head and stroking his fur.

The whole thing was bathed in holy light, incredibly gentle and loving.

Su Xingran watched all of this in stunned silence...

He looked at Jiao Wangshu, then at Ling Tinglan, as if his eyes had never been so busy since the day he was born.

Finally, Su Xingran's gaze fell on Ling Tinglan, her face filled with heartache and disappointment:

This is the calamity of straight men, the calamity of straight men.

He could tell that Ling Tinglan was truly determined to dig for wild vegetables!