My abstract plant was exposed by my sister.

Meanwhile, in the teaching building, the first class had already been forced to be canceled.

It wasn't that the teacher didn't want to teach, but the ivy covering the entire wall blocked all the windows.

Vines squeezed in through the cracks in the window frame, like countless green snakes, wrapping around the curtains, the light bulbs, and the fan rods.

The classroom became extremely dark, as if dusk had arrived early.

Faced with the overwhelming ivy, the teacher had no choice but to organize the students to gather on the playground.

Students poured out of the teaching building like a tide. The corridor was even more terrifying at this time. Ivy had already penetrated the brick cracks of the outer wall, and green vines hung down from the ceiling of the corridor, as if you had walked into a dark and dense rainforest.

A boy tripped over a vine and fell face-first into the mud. When he got up, he saw that his shoelaces had been tied into a bow by the vine.

"It's tying my shoelaces!" the boy exclaimed in horror. "Is this plant sick?!"

Another girl screamed, "It's tangled in my backpack strap!"

The whole class helped her untie the vines, but they got tighter and tighter. Finally, the vines loosened on their own and even shook, as if to say, "Just kidding."

Xiao Kui's drone flew over the school building and captured footage of students fleeing for their lives. The comments section was flooded with "This is humans vs. plants" and "Plants are intellectually crushing this one."

Xiao Kui shouted into the camera, "Family members, the plants have taken over the school!"

She immediately dialed Lin Muyang's number. It rang seven or eight times before he answered.

Lin Muyang was modifying data until 3 a.m. last night, and was now fast asleep, his pillow covered in drool.

"Brother!!! Look out the window!!!"

He groggily opened his eyes and glanced out the window.

Hmm? Why is the sunlight green today?

He got up, and as soon as he pulled back the curtains, he saw that the dense ivy covered the entire window.

This……

"What the hell..." He rubbed his eyes.

He glanced down at his phone. Xiao Kui had already sent over a dozen messages, the last one being: "Your plants have rebelled! The whole school has gone crazy! The administration building has been eaten up by ivy!"

Holy crap!

Lin Muyang hurriedly dressed, slipped on his slippers, and ran outside.

While running, I wondered: Have I brushed my teeth yet? Then I thought: Oh well, no one cares about the image of a graduate student driven crazy by plants anyway.

When he ran out of the dormitory building, he saw Big Orange squatting next to the fire hydrant at the entrance, licking its paws and glancing at him.

Lin Muyang didn't notice; his mind was filled with the lawn where people were marching in formation and the administration building swallowed up by ivy.

The big orange dog squatted in place, its tail wagging slowly, watching him walk away.

After hanging up the phone, Xiao Kui shrugged at the camera: "Family, my brother is finally up. I hope he won't break down when he sees this."

All the teachers and students rushed to the playground. Although there was grass on the playground where people were marching, at least there were no ivy climbing on it.

Physical education teacher Mr. Zhou stood in the center of the playground, shouting through a megaphone: "Classes, stand in the same formation as for the flag-raising ceremony! Don't panic! Don't make a scene! These are just plants! Not zombies!"

No sooner had the words been spoken than a loud crash came from the roof of the administration building. A thick ivy vine broke through the concrete railing of the rooftop, crushing the huge character "楼" (building) on ​​it. The vine and the ivy cascaded down from a height of ten meters, like a green waterfall.

Then came the second, the third, the fourth... In less than a minute, the exterior wall of the administration building was completely invisible.

The principal stood at the entrance of the administration building, looking up at everything with a grim expression. His secretary stood beside him, holding a phone and watching Xiao Kui's live stream.

"Principal, they said Lin Muyang is still in the laboratory building."

The principal took a deep breath, picked up his phone, and dialed Fang Jingshan's number.

Fang Jingshan was watering flowers at home when he received the call from the principal.

His clivia bloomed yesterday, so he was in a good mood and even made himself a cup of tea.

"Teacher Fang."

"Principal? What is it?"

"The plants your students are growing have paralyzed the school; the administration building has been eaten up by ivy."

Fang Jingshan tilted the watering can in his hand, spilling water all over the ground. The leaves of the clivia trembled, as if expressing their dissatisfaction.

"...Witch ivy?"

"Yes. There are people marching in formation on the lawn, mimosa plants screaming, tomatoes exploding in the cafeteria, and the whole school is out of breakfast. The whole school is in chaos now."

Fang Jingshan was silent for three seconds, then said something that made the principal's blood pressure soar: "I'll contact Lin Muyang right away. Please don't be angry; anger is bad for your blood pressure."

The principal gritted his teeth and hung up the phone, realizing that his blood pressure no longer needed the advice to "not get angry."

Because when he looked up, he saw the Teacher's Day gift from his students on the windowsill—a cactus with the middle finger pointing directly at him.

All the thorns, all the tiny fingers, were neatly arranged against his face.

Each finger is held upright, as if it is being inspected.

Even more outrageous, a Virginia creeper vine happened to be passing by the windowsill, and stopped when it saw this scene.

The tip of the vine curled into a question mark shape, bending towards the cactus as if asking, "What are you doing?"

The cactus pointed its finger at the vine, giving it the middle finger. The vine shrank back and quickly crawled away.

Xiao Kui's drone happened to be flying over the administration building and captured this scene. The live stream chat exploded with comments:

"Even its own kind gets insulted by cacti."

"This is the mob boss of the plant kingdom."

"The principal got scolded by the cactus."

"The ivy was just passing by, watching the excitement."

"Hahaha, the cactus is so brave!"

"I suggest the cactus be the principal."

"I'm going to give this to our principal next Teachers' Day too."

Xiao Kui laughed so hard she almost dropped her phone. Wu Yufei quickly caught her, but she herself was also laughing so hard she couldn't stand up straight.

On the playground, the grass was still being used for marching. Suddenly, the formation changed, transforming from "SOS" into a giant arrow pointing towards the school gate.

Its meaning is clear: I want to leave too.

Old Zhou, holding a megaphone, shouted onto the lawn, "You can't leave! You're school property!"

The lawn thickened the arrow and added an exclamation mark.

Old Zhou was so angry that he slammed down the horn: "Go away! Don't come back!" The lawn really started moving towards the school gate, and it was moving in a marching motion, as solemn as a military parade.

"Lawn: Goodbye"

Old Zhou: Go away! Lawn: Okay!

"Is this a lawn or a rebellious child?"

The mimosa plants weren't quiet either; when they got tired of screaming, they started to change tactics, turning it into a battle of attrition.

One pot is finished, and the next pot is immediately placed, like a game of musical chairs, or like a concert.

Aunt Wang was hiding in the dormitory building, with the windows tightly closed and the curtains drawn tight.

The ivy on the teaching building has grown to an unbelievable extent, spreading from the outer wall to the adjacent laboratory building, and then from the laboratory building to the library.

The lawn in front of the library, which had already run away from home, suddenly sped up its marching pace as soon as the ivy arrived, as if it were running for its life.