My abstract plant was exposed by my sister.

I am Lin Muyang, a graduate student in agronomy.
Originally intended to benefit the world,
As a result, every spine on the cactus I cultivated turned into a miniature finger, and it would give the middle finger to anyone it saw.
The supervisor came to check on the experiment's progress and was met with a direct and harsh response.
My sister gained two million followers overnight by livestreaming on Douyin.
Later, the mimosa plants I planted would scream when touched.
The tomatoes I grow explode, but they taste even better after being fried.
Dragon fruit changes its hair color according to its mood.
The giant mushroom, which is over ten meters tall, even glows at night.
Now the whole internet wants to know,
How outrageous can my next plant be?
To be honest, I'd like to know too.
As for that cactus?
It's my sugar daddy now.
He gives me the middle finger every day, but I put up with it.
It's because it makes more money than I do.
What? You're saying Tokyo is overrun by ivy? What does that have to do with me?
I am just an ordinary researcher.