The Heiress's Game
Chapter 156 Let's do a romance variety show!
On Weibo's topic square, the hashtag #StarCouple# once again surged to the top of the real-time trending list late at night.
The story begins with the variety show "Shining Life".
This show has been airing for almost a whole season, but its ratings are at rock bottom, flatter than the horizon. The segments are clichéd, the games are awkward, and the host's jokes are drier than a final exam.
But on this barren land, a unique flower bloomed that attracted 50,000 CP fans to fervently embrace it—Lin Yu and Bai Lu.
Lin Yu, a top idol who rose to fame through a talent show, has a cold and aloof demeanor and follows an abstinent image. His fans are known as the "Yu-Lin Army," and their fighting power ranks among the top in the fandom.
Bai Lu, a rising star in idol dramas, is the epitome of sweetness. Her eyes crinkle into crescent moons when she smiles. She has worked with enough male actors to form a football team since her debut, but she has never been involved in any real scandals.
The two were assigned to the same group on the show. One was a taciturn, cold-faced straight man who didn't respond to jokes, and the other was a sweet but not cloying, clear-headed young woman who didn't engage in hype. Their interactions were polite but distant throughout, and they didn't even touch hands once.
But it's this atmosphere of "nothing happening but the air just feels different" that has driven CP fans crazy.
He would unconsciously turn his head to look at her when she was speaking.
She would subconsciously hide behind him during the game.
He remained expressionless when others told jokes, but when she told a lame joke, his lips twitched.
These moments were captured frame by frame by CP fans, and with slow-motion replays and background music, a love castle was built in the ruins.
Unfortunately, the demolition team arrived the very night the castle was completed.
At 9 p.m. last night, Lin Yu Studio and Bai Lu Studio simultaneously released statements with almost identical wording: "Thank you for your attention to the program."
The two celebrities are just ordinary friends. Please don't overthink it or spread false information.
The standard assembly line debunking is so standardized that it's like they're all wholesale from the same store.
On Weibo's topic square, the super topic #ShiningLifeCP# once again surged to the top of the real-time rising list late at night.
Clicking through reveals a barrage of user-generated edits, frame-by-frame analysis of micro-expression screenshots, and countless cries of lamentation and grievances.
A netizen named "Milk Tea with 30% Sugar and No Pearls" posted a long post with a nine-grid screenshot of Lin Yu and Bai Lu looking at each other in the program.
"Sisters, I'm going crazy. I've watched this lousy show from beginning to end, skipping through every episode at double speed, just to see the parts where they're together."
What does it matter to me if other people play games? What does it matter to me if other people have heart-to-heart talks?
I spent an entire season genuinely shipping this couple, only to have them both issue statements yesterday saying they're just ordinary friends.
Ordinary friends? I don't believe it! I don't believe it! I don't believe it!
The comment section was instantly flooded. The user with the ID "Today I'm also just making up the numbers on Earth" replied the fastest: "Sister, you're not alone! I've been shipping them since the third episode. Back then, there were only a few scattered comments, and I was the one who sent one comment after another saying that there was something going on between them."
Now look what's happened, the hashtag has 50,000 followers, and the person involved has come out saying everyone's friends—I'm completely devastated.
"Strawberry Boba Ice" continued: "To be honest, everyone knows how bad this variety show is."
If it weren't for this couple, who could stand watching this?
Each episode only cuts out a few minutes of their scenes together, the rest is just filler.
I always wait for kind people to compile the sweet moments before watching it; I don't even want to click on the actual movie.
"Milk tea with 30% sugar and no pearls" replied again: "The key is that atmosphere! The atmosphere! It's not that we're forcing it, it's just that there's something indescribable about the two of them just standing there."
Even though there were several other people around, the atmosphere changed when the camera panned to them.
This kind of thing can't be acted out, especially the subconscious look in the male guest's eyes—Oh my god, I can't think about it anymore, or I'll have insomnia again.
At 3 a.m., "Milk tea with 30% sugar and no pearls" updated another post, this time with a clearer sense of regret.
"The more I think about it, the more regrettable it seems. Actually, what we're shipping isn't the couple, but the possibility—the possibility that two people might actually develop a little bit of chemistry in a variety show that no one else is optimistic about."
Even just a little bit is enough for us to happily binge-watch the whole season.
But now that they've issued a statement, it's all over.
The walls that once protected our own private world have been torn down, and now we can't even ship friendship-themed content anymore.
I hereby declare that from today onwards, I will seal my heart and lock away all love, and will never again genuinely ship any variety show couples.
This post was shared thousands of times.
The top post in the repost section is from the ID "I'll never ship them again, really":
"That's true, but I bet three cents that if another variety show features this kind of iconic eye contact scene, I'll be the first to rush over and 'kowtow' it."
The user who posted "Milk tea with 30% sugar and no pearls" replied with two words: "...What if?"
The latest episode of "Shining Life" is playing on the projection screen in Suiyuan Cinema.
This variety show has been airing for almost a whole season, but its ratings have been consistently at rock bottom, and its online popularity is negligible. Rumors within the industry suggest that the next season will most likely be canceled.
But Gu Yunjin watched every episode, and she was reviewing them—reviewing why others failed was more valuable than reviewing why she succeeded.
In the video, a group of well-dressed young people are sitting around a long table, playing Truth or Dare.
The comments were sparse, mostly complaining about the boring plot and the fake character portrayals of the guests.
But when the camera cut to the moment when Lin Yu and Bai Lu looked at each other, the comments section suddenly exploded with a frenzy.
"Ahhhh, he looked at her!" "They're such a perfect match!" "I've moved to the Civil Affairs Bureau!" "Mom, I've found the real one!"
Gu Yunjin pressed the pause button, and the scene froze at the moment when the man and woman looked at each other.
She leaned back in her chair, staring at the few lines of comments for a while, then picked up her phone and glanced at the topic page.
— The discussion volume of #ShiningLifeCP# is actually three times higher than that of the show's official topic.
A terrible variety show with flopping ratings, but the only thing that stood out was the romantic pairing.
She took a screenshot and sent it to Li Chunjing.
Three days later, Li Chunjing finished compiling the market research report and walked into the conference room with Nan Zhenquan, the general manager of Xingyao Media.
"Miss Gu," Nan Zhenquan said, sitting down across the conference table.
"Chun-jung showed me the report. I think the direction of dating reality shows featuring celebrities and ordinary people has potential."
Li Chunjing opened the folder in her hand and began to report. She was specifically in charge of Xingyao's daily affairs.
"The survey results are clear. The biggest complaints from viewers regarding the existing dating reality shows are threefold: all the guests are internet celebrities, and the shows are overly formulaic."
The script is too obvious; viewers can tell at a glance that it's acting.
The cast isn't mainstream enough, purely amateur actors lack appeal, and purely celebrity-driven campaigns feel like a publicity stunt involving a romantic pairing, leading to low audience trust.
"So if we're going to do it, we have to play the differentiation card," Gu Yunjin continued.
"Celebrities plus ordinary people," Li Chunjing turned to the next page, "Female celebrities paired with ordinary male guests, male celebrities paired with ordinary female guests—ordinary people are responsible for authenticity and relatability, while celebrities are responsible for generating buzz and traffic."
What audiences want to see is a scenario from an idol drama happen in real life; the contrast of "even celebrities can be helpless for an ordinary person" is the biggest draw.
Nan Zhenquan leaned back. "The model sounds good, but it will be difficult to implement."
As for celebrities, we need to find those who have both popularity and are willing to cooperate, not those who are aloof and afraid of losing fans.
It's even harder for ordinary people—they have to be genuinely ordinary, but their looks, speech, and emotional intelligence can't be lacking, and they can't get so nervous on camera that they can't speak.
There are still issues to discuss, such as scheduling, budget, and platform integration.
"I will personally negotiate with the celebrities," Gu Yunjin said, putting her pen on the table.
"Nan Zong was in charge of the open audition for ordinary people. There was only one standard—to make the audience feel that this person lived next door to them, but was a little bit better looking than the person next door."
After the non-celebrity guests were selected, I personally interviewed them. Mr. Nan from the platform handled the coordination, finalizing the schedule and broadcast framework.
Nan Zhenquan nodded.
The publicity director chimed in: "The tone of the program is also crucial. We can't focus on 'blind dates,' that's the old path of traditional dating shows."
Our strategy is to bring idol dramas to life, making every couple feel like a movie.
"Yes," Gu Yunjin leaned forward slightly, "the audience doesn't want to see a bunch of people successfully paired up."
What they crave is a thrill—the kind of thrill that you know might be real or fake, but you just can't help wanting to keep going.
What we need to do is to apply the romantic scenarios from TV dramas to real people.
The goal is to create a scene where the audience can't tell if it's real or scripted.
The business director's eyes were already lighting up: "This is a great angle."
Brands are most afraid that dating reality shows will look like matchmaking programs, which is too low-class.
But if the theme is "idol dramas coming to life," then luxury brands, cosmetics, cars, travel—the whole spectrum can be discussed.
Moreover, the combination of celebrities and ordinary people offers two avenues for monetization: the celebrities bring their own business collaborations, and the ordinary people can sign business contracts after the show airs.
"Before filming the second season of 'Walking with Brilliance,' this dating reality show needs to be tested and approved first."
Gu Yunjin opened the proposal in front of her; it was covered with her annotations.
"Half of the production team was transferred from Chen Cui's team, and the other half was rehired to ensure that neither project was delayed."
Mr. Nan, take out your best writing team and give them a task—to watch all the hit idol dramas of the past five years.
For each episode, we list the points where viewers' comments appear most frequently, those moments that make viewers scream, and analyze the pacing, lighting, camera angles, and background music. Then we transform them into a script framework that can be executed in a reality show.
What I need isn't a script, but a scenario design—the kind of scene where putting two people in the same space naturally sparks a connection.
Nan Zhenquan quickly jotted down a few notes, then looked up and asked, "So, what should this variety show be called?"
Gu Yunjin twirled the pen in her hand, wrote a few words on the white paper in front of her, and then turned the paper to face everyone.
On the snow-white paper, the words "Heartbeat Countdown" were written.
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